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Tiktok. I saw them early 2023, but at the time i was in another fandom so i just treated them like any other tiktok account and followed them, only early 2024 did i actually watch any of their longforms and get interested

it might have been "Susan's Holiday"?? im unsure though because i think it was premiering at the time

still has to be "The Bamboozler of Notre Dame", but i really liked "Sorry About my Nan" & "Oh No That's a Door"

I've been using tumblr since 2023, but i only started posting recently. i remember making my tumblr account only to post my art because twitter failed me

man, fandoms go through me, tally hall, crk, frouse, ouaw, musicals/music, my own ocs

My favourite character is obviously the Alien Little girl & 532. I couldnt stress how much they stuck onto me,, and my favourite ship might be the death husbands or phandrews

this might be stupid but, i associate Paper Planes by M.I.A as death husbands theme song ONLY BECAUSE it was played directly after their longform had ended and sadly matches their energy, with their plot directly

I thought it would be fun to try and get to know people in this fandom with a tag game! So reblog this and tell me:

What got you watching SFTH

The first longform you watched

Your current favorite longform

How long you've been using tumblr

What your favorite fandoms other than SFTH are

Your favorite SFTH character and/or ship

A song that you associate with a SFTH character/ship/longform in some way

Mine are:

The Irish Mermaids Change Game came up on my youtube algorithm; I've always liked improv so I wanted to see more from this group and the rest is history

The Off Season

Probably a tie between The Milkman, Moist & Magical, and Ballet on the Battlefield....but Creak in the Attic is getting close as well

Since 2016, so 9 years now!

My AO3 suggests Sanders Sides, but I haven't been deep in that for years...probably either Leverage, Skyrim, or Star Trek TNG

Character is probably either Jemima or Alexa, ship is either Egbert/Samantha or John Jacob/Angelina

I was listening to Aurora while writing my Creak in the Attic fic and I especially like the vibes of Little Boy in the Grass for Jim/El and Junior's friendship

No-pressure tagging some people to start us off, but anyone who sees this and wants to play can! I can't wait to read everyone's answer! @moonsanoverthinker @heliona @mangomaestro @ethernitty @rainy-weather-supremacy @not-an-idiot @ilikeasstrology @i-may-be-an-emu @bbatcat-09 @8pandacakes @theblackberryhimself

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abigail (neighbours under the bed) is actually such an icon

she shows up

she gives one of if not the best and most quotable speeches in sfth history

dies in a fire

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YAY

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IM BACK with shoot from the hip

The case of sergeant sprinkles - exclusive patreon longform

Enjoy the art :))

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Bill Hannigan & Maria !

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The guys:3

Visual representation of the reason for the decreased height difference

He's standing on a crate based on a discord suggestion:D

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my favourite part of Divorces and Teddy Bears is when Tom tries to come up with a name for the opposite of ADHD, confidently says "DHHA," and then has the audacity to point out the flaw in Luke's "Damn Hot Attention Awareness" as if they didn't both fail at this

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This is how I imagine the emcee’s cabaret audience

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The fact that Tom on his knees almost comes up to Luke’s shoulders

Like

Look:

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watched "Sorry about my Nan" the SFTH play, and i 100% head-canon that THIS GUY

is an au version of emcee from the cabaret

--which i got hyperfixated on the musical, not even three days ago. THANKS TOM :3c

so how about that play huh?

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The SFTH Rules of Improv

Sam's Rule of Improv: Any scene that can become sexual, will become sexual and most likely problematic (typically via unnecessary moaning sounds)

Tom's Rule of Improv: Avoid getting SFTH cancelled by begrudgingly taking the role of the group's Disappointed Father™ (typically involves unsexualizing and sanitizing Sam's contributions)

Luke's Rule of Improv: Play innocent, then shock your audience AND fellow improvisors by revealing your complete lack of shame and filter when their guard's down

AJ's Rule of Improv: If the plot is clearly going in one direction, take the soonest opportunity to steer that shit off a cliff

And of course the most important SFTH Rule of Improv: If someone makes a mistake, never EVER let it go. It's a plot point now.

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i think that every sfth longform is somebodies favourite play, like that one pokemon theory, and i will stand by that because I havent been proven wrong so far

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Tally Hall? Tell us about the sky!

Alternative versions:

Finally finished!! It’s been a while since I’ve done a fully rendered and colored drawing like this so I’m pretty excited about how it turned out. If only I could’ve shown Andrew and Zubin the finished product when I saw them 😓 but alas!!!! If I should EVER see them again, it’ll hopefully be a print of some kind… anyway, I’m really glad I stuck to this. Really quite pleased about how it came out!!!

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Enemies to lovers AND there was only one bed??? SFTH drop your ao3 account challenge

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Shoot From The Hip Longforms reviewed by how accurate the title is

Oh My God, Is this A Joke? - 4/10. There are quite a lot of jokes, actually.

The Meringue Haberdashery - 5/10. A lot of haberdashery, no meringue.

Lost in Your Eyes - 3/10. Someone is certainly lost, but it's actually at sea.

The Dark Moons of Slough - 2/10. It's set in Slough but there aren't any moons relevant to the plot, dark or otherwise.

Long Johns - STRIKE! - 7/10. I mean, there is a strike at the long johns factory so that's decently descriptive I guess?

Too Big To Be A Jockey - 10/10. That man is absolutely too big to be a jockey.

The Oopsie Daisy Bulge - 3/10. I feel like an invasion is a little more than an 'oopsie daisy.'

The Hare Who Wore A Sweater - 8/10. If I want to be pedantic, there are actually multiple hares wearing sweaters.

Once Upon a Time I Killed Mum - 6/10. 'Once upon a time' implies an event took place sometime long in the past, but the matricide was actually very recent.

The Midnight Mystery - 4/10. Only the first scene takes place at midnight, and the mystery is pretty obvious.

Inside the Mysterious Cube - 3/10. There are multiple mysterious cubes and only the last scene actually takes place in one.

BUS - 1/10. 'Bus' does not even begin to cover what this play's about.

All Eyes on Nigel - 6/10. Surely not ALL eyes on Nigel?

No! I Always Loved That Caravan - 6/10. The affection this man had for his caravan is of somewhat less importance than the title suggests.

Wild, Wet and Worrisome - 10/10. Fuck dude, it sure is.

The Cardboard Stegosaurus - 3/10. Can confirm that a cardboard stegosaurus is present, but it's completely irrelevant to anything else that happens.

The Ingredients - 4/10. There is only one ingredient of any significance.

The Excited Chinchilla - 6/10. There is certainly a chinchilla, but I'm not sure if 'excited' is the correct adjective to use.

The Prime Minister's First Day - 9/10. Pretty good summary, A+.

The Leftenmost Window - 0/10. That's not even a word.

The Neighbour's Under The Bed - 5/10. He's only under there for one scene.

The Milkman - 9/10. There is a Milkman.

Beetroots and Murder - 6/10. No one is actually murdered. 'Beetroots and Arson' would be a much better title.

Susan's Holiday - 8/10. To be fair, it's Tracy's holiday too.

The Evil Make-A-Wish Kid - 10/10. That kid sure is evil.

The Mystery of the Midnight Circus - 6/10. The circus isn't actually open at midnight.

Caesar and Juliet - 8/10. Again, to be pedantic, other characters are also present.

Wine Under The Bridge - 9/10. There is a bridge and there is wine, and at one point the wine is taken under the bridge.

The Unrelenting Aubergine - 6/10. It is very much relenting.

The Lighthouse - 10/10. There is a lighthouse.

Murders in Space - 10/10. Murders do indeed happen in space.

Marigolds, Bluebells, and Hugh - 5/10. Orchids are far more important to the plot than marigolds or bluebells.

Moist and Magical - 8/10. There is magic. We can presume it is moist because Scotland gets a lot of rain.

Burglary and Bobsledding - 6/10. A+ on the bobsledding. As for burglary, I don't think the removal of a single machine part counts as 'burglary' so much as 'sabotage'.

Toby's Secret Pocket - 6/10. Toby has multiple secret pockets.

Ballet on the Battlefield - 2/10. At no point does ballet ever take place on a battlefield.

The Phantom of Hornchurch - 10/10. Yeap, that's him.

The Grape Depression - 9/10. Accurate in terms of both economic and emotional depression!

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Wake up babe new SFTH gif just dropped

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Hey so the earls of Essex and Suffolk wanted to fuck that Scottish twink right