I don't know, but it's Christmas! She/her. Professional Wisenheimer.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Umbrachiosaurus. Dinoframe
#op this is beautiful#this should be put in an art museum#warframe fanart#warframe#tennocreate#excalibur umbra
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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.
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absolutely nothing could have prepared me for the direction this took
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set a layer combine mode wrong and accidentally made the psychic torture slime bisexual

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Happy 5th Birthday to
“Pee Sauna”
#5 years since one of humanities worst inventions <3#i joke. happy birthday pee sauna#unus annus#markiplier#crankgameplays#ethan nestor
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this is entrapment
#I feel like I stumbled on a massacre getting this post reccomended to me#is this what the old snl skit dear sister was about?
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decentralize and clean up your life!!!
use overdrive, libby, hoopla, cloudlibrary, and kanopy instead of amazon and audible.
use firefox instead of chrome or opera (both are made with chromium, which blocks functionality for ad-blockers. firefox isn't based on chromium).
use mega or proton drive instead of google drive.
get rid of bloatware
use libreoffice instead of microsoft office suite
use vetted sites on r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH for free movies, books, games, etc.
use trakt or letterboxd instead of imdb.
use storygraph instead of goodreads.
use darkpatterns to find mobile game with no ads or microtransactions
use ground news to read unbiased news and find blind spots in news stories.
use mediahuman or cobalt to download music, or support your favorite artists directly through bandcamp
make youtube bearable by using mtube, newpipe, or the unhook extension on chrome, firefox, or microsoft edge
use search for a cause or ecosia to support the environment instead of google
use thriftbooks to buy new or used books (they also have manga, textbooks, home goods, CDs, DVDs, and blurays)
use flashpoint to play archived online flash games
find books, movies, games, etc. on the internet archive! for starters, here's a bunch of David Attenborough documentaries and all of the Animorphs books
burn your music onto cds
use pdf24 (available online or as a desktop app) instead of adobe
use unroll.me to clean your email inboxes
use thunderbird, mailfence, countermail, edison mail, tuta, or proton mail instead of gmail
remove bloatware on windows PC, macOS, and iOS X
remove bloatware on samsung X
use pixelfed instead of instagram or meta
use NCH suite for free software like a file converter, image editor, video editors, pdf editor, etc.
feel free to add more alternatives, resources or advice in the reblogs or replies, and i'll add them to the main post <3
last updated: march 18th 2025
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You know what’d be really funny? If we killed the Orokin at an award ceremony for us.
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"We didn't start the fire" well you may not have, but I'm quite proud of my arson thank you very much
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God probably:

They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.
The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.
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ASK CHATGPT??????? i would NEVER. i ask all my questions to the pythia at the oracle of delphi like apollo intended.
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“my friend and i paid arthur’s voice actor to sing this” WHAT. WHERE. I BEG OF YOU. PLEASE.
of course of course. I am here to deliver. SOMEONE SHOULD ANIMATE IT. context and spoilers for warframe 1999 convo with quincy under the cut:
you are welcome warframe community. SOMEONE ANIMATE THIS PLEASE ID DO IT BUT I HAVE LIKE 0 TIME.
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Looking at my follower count to see I have nearly 2k followers and going "well that cant be right" and looking and seeing the vast majority of them are bots that followed at some point while I wasn't looking. What did I do that the robot community became so interested in me???
#This is not even accounting for the fact I only thought it would be funny to show how many bots were following me like 50 blocks in#roughly 1.6k bots#Im losing my shit#text post#shitpost#late night tumblr#to all my real human followers. hi. to all the robots who managed to disguise themselves enough to survive. good for you.
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Looking at my follower count to see I have nearly 2k followers and going "well that cant be right" and looking and seeing the vast majority of them are bots that followed at some point while I wasn't looking. What did I do that the robot community became so interested in me???
#text post#shitpost#this is also your regular reminder to check for bots#dont be like me. Im gonna have to spend at least an hour blocking these empty blogs#so I can go back to being unknown and a weirdo like god intended
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Sweet dreams are made of these. Who am I to disagree?
I saw the jars and the bad end costumes and immediately thought of this. Jam's supposed to be made with fruit after all :]
#cookie run kingdom#crk#cookie run#pitaya dragon cookie#crk pitaya dragon#hollyberry cookie#hollytaya#implied eternalberry#anything from the giving into sloth timeline is inherently eternalberry but eternalberry is not shown on screen#my art
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