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Umbrachiosaurus. Dinoframe

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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absolutely nothing could have prepared me for the direction this took

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set a layer combine mode wrong and accidentally made the psychic torture slime bisexual

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Happy 5th Birthday to

“Pee Sauna”

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this is entrapment

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decentralize and clean up your life!!!

use overdrive, libby, hoopla, cloudlibrary, and kanopy instead of amazon and audible.

use firefox instead of chrome or opera (both are made with chromium, which blocks functionality for ad-blockers. firefox isn't based on chromium).

use mega or proton drive instead of google drive.

get rid of bloatware

use libreoffice instead of microsoft office suite

use vetted sites on r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH for free movies, books, games, etc.

use trakt or letterboxd instead of imdb.

use storygraph instead of goodreads.

use darkpatterns to find mobile game with no ads or microtransactions

use ground news to read unbiased news and find blind spots in news stories.

use mediahuman or cobalt to download music, or support your favorite artists directly through bandcamp

make youtube bearable by using mtube, newpipe, or the unhook extension on chrome, firefox, or microsoft edge

use search for a cause or ecosia to support the environment instead of google

use thriftbooks to buy new or used books (they also have manga, textbooks, home goods, CDs, DVDs, and blurays)

use flashpoint to play archived online flash games

find books, movies, games, etc. on the internet archive! for starters, here's a bunch of David Attenborough documentaries and all of the Animorphs books

burn your music onto cds

use pdf24 (available online or as a desktop app) instead of adobe

use unroll.me to clean your email inboxes

use thunderbird, mailfence, countermail, edison mail, tuta, or proton mail instead of gmail

remove bloatware on windows PC, macOS, and iOS X

remove bloatware on samsung X

use pixelfed instead of instagram or meta

use NCH suite for free software like a file converter, image editor, video editors, pdf editor, etc.

feel free to add more alternatives, resources or advice in the reblogs or replies, and i'll add them to the main post <3

last updated: march 18th 2025

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You know what’d be really funny? If we killed the Orokin at an award ceremony for us.

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"We didn't start the fire" well you may not have, but I'm quite proud of my arson thank you very much

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God probably:

They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.

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ASK CHATGPT??????? i would NEVER. i ask all my questions to the pythia at the oracle of delphi like apollo intended.

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“my friend and i paid arthur’s voice actor to sing this” WHAT. WHERE. I BEG OF YOU. PLEASE.

of course of course. I am here to deliver. SOMEONE SHOULD ANIMATE IT. context and spoilers for warframe 1999 convo with quincy under the cut:

you are welcome warframe community. SOMEONE ANIMATE THIS PLEASE ID DO IT BUT I HAVE LIKE 0 TIME.

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Looking at my follower count to see I have nearly 2k followers and going "well that cant be right" and looking and seeing the vast majority of them are bots that followed at some point while I wasn't looking. What did I do that the robot community became so interested in me???

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Looking at my follower count to see I have nearly 2k followers and going "well that cant be right" and looking and seeing the vast majority of them are bots that followed at some point while I wasn't looking. What did I do that the robot community became so interested in me???

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Sweet dreams are made of these. Who am I to disagree?

I saw the jars and the bad end costumes and immediately thought of this. Jam's supposed to be made with fruit after all :]