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@crimson-sun‘s lovely FFVII Tarot Cards have arrived, which meant over an hour of meticulously arranging cards for pictures and wondering how many of them I can put the Jenova card in before it becomes obvious she’s my favourite (whoops)!! :D Totally stole the way the Genesis, Sephiroth & Angeal cards are arranged from one of the earlier posts because it’s incredibly pleasing to look at and I love it

Also please be aware that I have no idea how tarot works, so the way the cards are arranged is by characters and completely ignoring the meaning assigned to them. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go teach myself tarot reading~

Last photo is of the smol Sephiroth keycharm I got as well, with tarot card for scale! ^^

Huge thank you to Crim - you did an absolutely amazing job with the deck, and I couldn’t be happier with it! <3

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So, before my head died yesterday (giant migraine), I played FFVII’s demo. I’m gonna have a hard time getting through the whole game.

I was beating the shit out of every sign/traffic cone/ box/ everything, and yelling about it whilst on call with my fiancé. I would not leave the area until this was completed.

I have pics as proof.

And although this was not all of them, it shall suffice.

PS; Barrett needed to gtfo of my way. I had traffic cones to knock over, and wet floor signs to wrongly put down.

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This thread 😂😂

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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So, this happened tonight.

I will not apologize.

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Please help if you can! Republicans are actively suppressing the Native American vote. Their voices should be heard in North Dakota.

Help out: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/dkndnativevote

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Rescued Pallas’s cat kitten eye colour changed from blue to yellow just before she was two months old. 

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Waking up to the best little boy on the planet.

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bitch i got adhd lmao

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The funniest thing to ever happen to me in a D&D game was when I’d been invited into an online group, and there was this one guy playing a dwarven barbarian that was the worst.

Now… whenever I talk about “those kinds of guys” involved in tabletop, I usually refer to them as “Dwarven Barbarians” because of this dude - even if that’s not the character they play. You get the idea.

He’d been AGGRESSIVELY hitting on the characters of me and the only other girl in the party for like an hour, but when the DM told him to cut it out, he went silent. Except it was only silent on mic, he’d dropped into private messages to send both me and this girl in character messages. I was copying all this over to send to the group so I could get him kicked out, when I heard the girl gasp in horror on her end. The message popped up on mine a moment later - he’d blasted us both with the same dick pic.

I didn’t even have a chance to react, she immediately jumped into action, and loudly proclaimed “OH! Oh!!!! [laughter] Daniel’s cosplaying his character that’s so funny. You’re very good, you got the proportions right and everything! That’s so cute, how’d you ever manage to get everything reduced down like that?”

And of course the other dudes in the game were like “Oh really? Let’s see! Daniel why aren’t you showing us?”

And I’m losing my shit because Daniel’s muted himself. Then he promptly drops out of the call. We explained everything, which MORTIFIED the other players, but my god I wish I’d been that quick on the draw. She’s my hero.

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When my Mum was pregnant with me she was in the pub and this random creepy elderly woman that nobody ever saw before or since told her that she was going to have a boy and when I was born everyone was like “the creepy lady was wrong” but it turned out I’m trans and THE PUB WITCH WAS RIGHT!

I WAS FORETOLD BY THE PUB WITCH

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There's nothing wrong with sex, people.

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wanna be Tumblr famous but don’t want to put in the effort to make good posts so I peddle my mediocre wares at the side of the road

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The dean of students took the wheels from my heelys I feel like Lucifer stripped of his wings

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Know the difference

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passionately kissing in the dark in total silence is a fucking mood

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no homo but my dick look like a dick