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Charles: What are some of the best ways to take care of your mental health?

Jean: Talk about your feelings.

Scott: Keep active.

Kitty: Eat a potato.

Wanda: Recite a dark spell.

Ororo: Kiss a bird gently.

Kurt: Throw your phone into the lake.

Logan: Scowl at passers by.

Pietro: Make fun of someone you don’t like.

Rogue: Lie down in the dirt and let the Earth slowly reclaim you.

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Charles: So, what did you do today?

Erik: I prevented a murder

Charles: That's awesome! A step towards improvement! How did you do it?

Erik: Self Control

Charles: oh

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*Loses Erik in public*

Charles: Finally.

Charles:

Charles:

Charles: Wait, no. That’s not good.

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Erik: Why do I get the feeling that you don’t like me very much?

Charles: Because I literally tell you that I don’t every day.

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Erik: I’ve got some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?

Charles:

Charles: The good news.

Erik: It’s unlikely that I’m ever doing it again.

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Charles, [Talking to the impressionable youth]: Don’t let the haters stop you from doing your thang.

Logan: You stole that from Mean Girls.

Charles: You’re fired.

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Major Pet Peeve

Charles’ bald, bald head at the end of X-men Dark Phoenix.

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Erik: I’m dying of boredom.

Charles: How about a game of chess?

Erik: Are you trying to kill me sooner?

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Cyclops: Please revoke your no swearing rule.

Professor X: Why?

Bobby, from the hallway: Well, that really DILLS my PICKLE

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Charles: The day I stop trying is the day I no longer feel my legs.

*no longer feels legs*

Charles: Okay but at least I have great hair

*loses hair*

Charles: What the fuck

Erik: Give up already

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Has age brought no wisdom?

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Erik: *Breathes*

Charles:

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Charles: But who can I trust?

Erik: Me.

Charles, smiling fondly and patting Erik on the back: No.

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You truly believe I’ll fly this time? Unreservedly.

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