xneedyx
xneedyx
𝔞𝔲𝔯𝔬𝔯𝔞
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get rich or die tryin’ Have some incorrect naruto quotes cause why not?
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xneedyx · 3 months ago
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Naruto: Why are you on the floor?
Sasuke: I'm depressed.
Sasuke: Also I was stabbed, can you get Sakura?
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xneedyx · 3 months ago
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Sakura: The ritual. To preform it requires a sacrifice.
Sasuke: Sacrifice? I nominate Naruto .
Naruto : Wait, what?
Sasuke: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.
Naruto : I'm 5'11!
Sakura: Its not that kind of of sacrifice guys!
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xneedyx · 1 year ago
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I found out about the jjk hello kitty collab today and this is the first thing my brain thought of
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xneedyx · 1 year ago
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the way that eren would literally rather commit genocide than confess to mikasa
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xneedyx · 1 year ago
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Nepotism is real because how did Minato get appointed hokage and he’s the only sensei in the series to lose two of his kids lmao
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xneedyx · 1 year ago
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I had to draw this meme ✨
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xneedyx · 1 year ago
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xneedyx · 1 year ago
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overlooking all the other reasons why the show went downhill: katara’s feminine rage missing, aang getting guilt punched every episode, bumi being ooc, almost zero gaang bonding episodes, three episodes compiled into one (done twice), azula being introduced too early + given too much screen time, the cave of two lovers being in s1 when it was a s2 episode— all of that is valid but the show can really be pointed out in two ways where they went downhill:
aang never waterbended once during a season where it is literally called book one: water.
yue’s wig.
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xneedyx · 2 years ago
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Sasuke: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
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xneedyx · 2 years ago
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Feeling very unethical today, might spread hate
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xneedyx · 2 years ago
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*watches tmnt 2007* wow this is the best ninja turtles *watches rottmnt* wow this is the best ninja turtles *watches mutant mayhem* wow this is the best ninja turtles *watches tmnt 2003* wow this is the best ninja turtles *watches tmnt 2k12* wow this is th
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xneedyx · 2 years ago
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In my “???” era
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xneedyx · 2 years ago
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WTF every day i want french fries what is this
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xneedyx · 2 years ago
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fanfiction writers are the literal backbone of society
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xneedyx · 2 years ago
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Hinata: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Naruto: Three words.
Hinata:
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xneedyx · 3 years ago
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petition to skip this game, keep both brazil and croatia and kick out france and england instead
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xneedyx · 3 years ago
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we could've had the sexiest wc final possible with cro vs mar but instead we'll have the trashiest trash
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