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wade calling him everything but logan

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poolverine content in 2025 is crazy🙏

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Remembered I have free will and can draw my pookie whenever I like

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This boy needs therapy 🗣️🗣️

OG post by valarhalla

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(brain wouldnt let me nap until i drew this so)

worst road trip partner ever

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and I

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They were Deadpool and Wolverine before Deadpool and Wolverine were a thing

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Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

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... I love them 🤲✨

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Jeff + Poolverine. Have something nice today.

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No thanks.

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hnnngh i cant stop thinking about the deadpool and wolverine movie. it's doing something to me and ive just now been able to put it to paper

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I love to see it 😌❤️💛

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What actually happened before Logie Bear passed out:

Wade, trying his best to stay moderately calm:

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You love it, Howlett! Stop pretending!

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obihoebikenobi's poolverine fics

Was not expecting to get into a new hyperfixation this year, but alas. The sum of my 50K in poolverine fics I've written over the past three months.

no one's touched me there in a damn hot minute 4.7K, E

Logan's healing factor makes it hard to reach orgasm, Wade doesn't mind a challenge.

a loaded gun, can't contain this anymore (i'm all yours, i've got no control) 6.3K, E

Logan's claws won't come out, so Wade fucks them out of him.

you're too sweet for me 4.8K, E

Wade makes good on Logan's request to be fucked to sleep.

have a body, feel the groove (cyber system overload) 8.1K, E

Running series: claw problems

2/? parts, ongoing, 10.6K words

written on these walls are the colors that i can't change 4.2K, M

Logan cuts his hands open when his claws won't come out. Wade walks in on it.

a loaded gun, can't contain this anymore (i'm all yours, i've got no control) 6.3K, E

Logan's claws won't come out, so Wade fucks them out of him.

Running series: to gain true love, one must first lose their wolvirginity, i don't make the rules

5/? parts, ongoing, 23.6K words

i wanna hold your hand (and colossal dick, eventually)

One pull-out couch, two bitches, vomiting, and the works.

a little bit more than hand holding

Wade loses his wolvirginity.

lesser of two evils, right?

Logan gets migraines, but also gets a massage, and an orgasm. It's a lot.

holding hands (gone sexual)

Logan explores his feelings with Wade, makes waffles for Wade, gets fucked by Wade, falls in love...with Wade.

and they were boyfriends (and roomates)

Wade takes a mid love-confession job, Logan drinks about it. Cue angst. Subsequently, boyfriendship.

Please be mindful of the tags on ao3 :)

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Wade's vibrating intensely