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xvshadow
Things And Stuff
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xvshadow · 3 years ago
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xvshadow · 5 years ago
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xvshadow · 5 years ago
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xvshadow · 5 years ago
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3D Printed Metal Dice
3D by Osprey Design on Etsy
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xvshadow · 5 years ago
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xvshadow · 6 years ago
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xvshadow · 6 years ago
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if u die in pokemon go u die in real life
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xvshadow · 6 years ago
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When you not prepared to get pussy...
Me: Masturbates multiple times in 1 day out of boredom😒  
(Later on that day, Took a Shower, now chilling with homies)
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Me: (Gets a Call from GF)
GF: Want to come over so we can have sexy time? 😏😊
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Me: Nah babe, I’m good, we can just chill another time. 
GF: What bitch you been fucking?! I’m about to come over & smell your dick! Is my pussy not good enough?! 🔪🚬👿 
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Me: oh my god… 
GF: THATS WHAT THAT OTHER BITCH HAD U SAYING, ILL FUCKING KILL YOU BOTH! IM OMW!!😡 
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Me: Bruuuuh just chill it ain’t like that, 😕 
GF: I’m outside, open the door! 
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Me: (sends homie outside to tell her calm down)
Homie: 
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Gf: 
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Homie: I tried man, you have to face her now…
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Me: (Opens the door)
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Me : Oh My Fuck….
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All because i kept my hands to myself…
GF: I just wanna talk babe
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Me: Nah I’m good (runs back in the house)
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GF: (Busts the door down)
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GF: Give me my dick right now
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Me: (Dick gets hard but is still sore from earlier)
My Dick: We were not prepared for this!, but we have no choice…
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Me: Lets get it!
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xvshadow · 6 years ago
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Let’s go together!
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xvshadow · 6 years ago
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Nott & Jester Duo
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xvshadow · 6 years ago
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Nott & Jester Nom Nom Nom!
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xvshadow · 6 years ago
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xvshadow · 6 years ago
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xvshadow · 6 years ago
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xvshadow · 6 years ago
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KIDS ARE SO RUTHLESS
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xvshadow · 6 years ago
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Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?
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xvshadow · 6 years ago
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