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Absol. Yours specifically.

Sometimes my Absol rummages through the garbage and that's kinda gross tbh.

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I haven't been a little hater in a hot minute

Quick, gimme a species of pokemon and I'll say something mean about it

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Psychic type trainers will act all smart and collected and then send out this no thoughts, head empty pokemon:

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saw a psyduck with a headache earlier today. me too, psyduck. me too.

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why is everything so

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I've gotten into this exact same debate with my brother, I can't believe he's winning this time.

Discuss.

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Hmmm I think today I will post some ragebait.

The idea of having a rival is so stupid like. Why would you make a point of having beef with someone.

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I hope nobody ever discovers another Eevee evolution and that scientists agree that there are only 8.

buongiorno rotumblr. In honor of my reaching a critically improbable number of followers give me your absolute worst takes. so i can decide who gets to stay on this website or not

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The story of King Arthur but Excalibur is a Honedge that got stuck in the damn rock.

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Also why is my most popular post me questioning why Lickilicky is a a normal type? By now I think I've figured out it's because what the fuck else would you call one?

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If a Porygon drew you a picture, would you call that AI art? Discuss.

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Probably either Lokix or Accelgor. Most bugs kinda freak me out but at least those two look damn cool doing so.

First real post. Might as well make it about the best type.

What's everyone's favorite bug?

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I just realized I don't post about my Weaville enough.

Trying to bathe him is difficult, but totally worth it to see those feathers shine.

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Has the dust settled

Can I say something dumb again

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yeah, for whistle blowing

Holy shit, the police in that person's timeline must be super corrupt.

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Popular blogger got murdered by cops and Darkest Day 2 is happening in another universe right now. Very much not a good time

What the FUCK

The latter explains why all the Galar League blogs I followed haven't posted about anything, but a guy was murdered??