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So.........who's going to write the first fanfiction for Edward Kenway (Assassin's Creed) meeting Odysseus (Epic: The Musical)?

Sorry mates, I'm retired from fanfiction, but I'm down to see this.

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Vague Catalogue of Builds: Minecraft PS4 2014-2022/2023

10+ Year Minecraft World - Creative

Full Biome Terraforming: Manually connected + lengthened river connecting major lakes, swamps, and oceans; manually updated swamps, lakes, and plains; new forest/mountain biomes; digging/reforming/flattening mountains, plains, hills, and caves. Bonemealing EVERYWHERE, both new trees AND entire flower fields. Mangrove Swamp built by hand.

6x7 block map of Main Territory, possibly incomplete before corruption. (Additional 4x5 block map of nearby split biome w/ unchanged snow/ice and plains villages.)

[Underground Mountain Base] 12+ furnished/themed rooms with designated purposes and 3 semi-hidden and/or trapped Entrances/Exits, waterfall and daylight sensor door tunnel included. (Storage, Beds, All Crafting Benches, Enchanting, Brewing Station, Kitchen, Living Room, Trophy Room, Study, DJ, Armory, and emergency escape tunnel included.)

[Above Base/Mountain] Small tent and fire, 2 ponds, chorus fruit farm, mushroom farm, nether wart farm, glow berry farms, updated/fancy design floating Nether portal and underground End portal, and a parrot hub. (Multi-animal farm occasionally rebuilt and rotated.)

[Nearby Base] Large fishing pier w/ storage and boats in the main river, crop farms, bee farm, manually updated swamp, and self-built swamp village with a personal house. Self-built floating island (roots, stalactites, mineral variation, and all) with a 2-story birch cabin and spruce trees on top. Underground aquarium floor room and cave hiding/night watch spot.

[Mountain Tops surrounding Base] An oak/chain bridge to a large 2-story "modern" house with a water slide into the river, a small pool, and a functional firework canon; A dark oak platform bridge to a bamboo forest with pandas and parrots.

Main Plains Village, cleaned and upgraded with paths and lighting, 10+ expansions and outskirt add-ons, a townhouse, a bathhouse, a large multi-purpose farm, 2 alarm/guard towers, a complete armory, a large public garden, boat/river access and a boat lift, multiple cave entrances w/ a semi-functional railroad system, a flower-tree inn, a stable, and a secluded jail for zombie villagers.

[Outside Main Plains Village] Flight tower (massive 6-story Jungle tree) with lighted landing strip and nearby updated (Mangrove) swamp/pond for distance testing. Small tent w/ fire and roasting meat.

[Plains between Villages] Large lake with Axolotls, boat storage, Always Watching house, fully furnished 3-story dark oak mansion (from hard-back Construction book) surrounded by acacia trees with color-coded beds and enchanted armor sets for visiting friends. Pool, ice rink, and iron buff beacon pyramid included outside. Updated lake-island and boat dock pier connecting.

[Savanna Village] Cleaned and upgraded with paths, lighting, and a renovated tower; self-built mushroom treehouse w/ lighting, crystals, and furniture. GeorgeNotFound's mushroom cottage w/ different materials built into mountain.

[Beach] Mini quartz temple and statue (Neptune monument), manually updated ocean cove and watering hole, an underwater globe, and a stilted birch vacation house w/ attic, fishing docks, and accessories. (Heart of the Sea Shrine underneath.)

[Across the Bay] 2-part fishing village with a large pier and fountain, 4 small boats, and 1 large sailing ship, a haystack hermit house w/ a small bee farm, a 4-story functioning lighthouse with a moving/rotating light via Redstone and firework cannons towards sea, a small desert oasis w/ greenery, and a medium volcano w/ flowing lava, smoke stacks via campfire, and an underground obsidian room with glass roof to view lava.

[Off Continent] Self-built and populated mushroom island and large plains biome island that I overpopulated with every bovine and equestrian creature known to Minecraft as a joke. (Mushroom Island is not visible on the map, corner of Plains Island is.)

[The Outlands] Realm-splitting river: A result of me never exploring beyond a certain render-distance worth of land pre-VIllage and Pillage Update. Contains two untouched tundra villages and a few ruins.

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LLOYD!! [source link]

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Digging through some files today, thought Tumblr might like a live image of me ditching Prom Court announcements back in high school because my class thought it would be funny to vote the Quiet Kid™ for Prom Royalty and it gave me Anxiety™

Yes, I hung out under the bleachers often enough throughout the years that I learned exactly how to slip through the leg gap and comfortably recline in the supports even during a Pep Rally. They were useful for pull-ups, steps, and climbing too.

The coach hated my safety-hazard tendencies, but he never snitched and I always helped clean up trash or return missing items. He was a real one. 👍

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To anyone who thinks Bruce has a clear and consistent favourite child I raise you this: it is infinitely funnier for Bruce to have a complicated and elaborate “ranking” system of his kids that only he’s privy to.

Picture this: Batman, dosed with truth serum, gets asked as a gag from one of the goons holding him captive who his favourite bat-vigilante is and instead of giving a straight answer, he launches into this whole explanation about the ranking system and who’s in the current lead, who’s hanging behind, etc. At some point (this is a mystery to everyone involved) a whiteboard appears and he starts explaining his system like he’s a football coach before an important match. Out of nowhere he starts pulling out little cardboard cutouts of his kids and pins them to the board. At some point the red string comes out.

Jason hasn’t killed someone in a week? Automatically promoted to favourite. Tim hasn’t caused an international incident in the past month? Puts him a few points ahead that keep decreasing the longer he refuses real sleep (20 minute power naps don’t count Tim! Says powernap inventor Bruce Wayne). Cass gave him a hug this morning and wished him a good day? Favourite until he gets a call from dick telling him (without shouting!!!!) that he’ll be there for this week’s Sunday dinner. Duke accidentally scratches the Batmobile? Demoted to the “in trouble” zone (which, honestly, that’s where his kids spend most of the time in😭). Damian did not attempt to free all the animals in the zoo they visited? Favourite. Until Bruce found out he was just trying to conceal the cat hidden in his room that Bruce explicitly forbade him from keeping.

Dick arrives at the family dinner with a busted shoulder and a bruise the size of Texas on his face? Gets demoted so far down that even azraeil scores higher than him. He’s in the “in trouble” zone for a constant month after that. Oh one of them survived an almost death? Favourite for at least the next week. At least. Multiple people survive an almost death? EVERYONES the favourite. The least favourite is the growing grey hairs on his head.

The end of day results are decided by who bothers to wish him goodnight and if all of them have fucked up in some way the past week then Jon (Kent) becomes the automatic favourite until someone cracks a joke that Bruce actually finds funny.

The favourite child changes daily, hourly even, and his kids are aware this system exists and keep trying to crack the code but he always Knows and just smirks smugly.

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Hey sleepy! I've seen you draw Ghost's tattoos several times now, and I'm sorry if you've already been asked this, but do you have reference pictures you base them off of/use? I struggle to find any good/clear shots for myself x.x

Hello Anon! (ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ)

💀🖌️ Ghost's Tattoo Asset 💀🖌️

So, one day @shadeops21 gave me an asset of Ghost's tattoo from the actual model in the game and it looks like this!

(EDIT : Updated 26/08/2023 for more accurate placement of the asset on the arm)

(IT'S SO FUCKING EDGY HOLY FUCK 😭😭😭)

And because it's not clear enough and not big enough for an actual asset that I can use on my drawings, guess what my detail-oriented ass did! Yep I retraced and redrew it!

Did I just post my 4 hour work of retracing here? Yesh! The image is yours to use for your convenience and is at your disposal. This is my homage to the fandom I guess (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

What I could say about how to apply them is probably these ones :

First off: Positioning of the tattoo. According to the game model, the full image is the texture that envelops his whole left arm. The picture below is an explanation of the areas that could help you on where to place the tattoo accurately.

Checkpoint : The elbow pint is above the helmet -> from there you can tell for the rest of the arm.

Remember that this is the whole ass sleeve that circles the whole arm, so be aware of which part of the arm is visible, and try to place the tattoo asset accurately with the checkpoint "The elbow pint is above the helmet".

Now with this drawing, the elbow is not visible, but I can determine which part should I place on the forearm. Remember to distort the tattoo asset a lil bit according to the angle (If you want a more natural and accurate look).

I'd mask/change the color to brown to match the skin a little bit, then distort the asset to match the angle and perspective, then mask/clip it down to the skin layer!

Eras some parts of the tattoo that gets light with textured brush so it blends with the skin texture. then add shadow and lighting, and voila!

Anyone can download the jpg or the png above and use it! Have fun drawing brotha ( •̀ ω •́ )👍

Tip Jar ✨🏺

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How to win any OG FNAF game:

1. Be literally anywhere but the office.

2. Don't wear the uniform they give you. Bonus points if you wear cosplay, such as metal armor or a whole-ass animatronic suit. It would confuse the animatronics, regardless of sentience. (Voice synthesizers are good for immersion as well.)

3. Air horn.

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(via Mystery | What Genre Would You be in if YOU Were a Main Character?)

[I picture you as a cool, calm and collected character. You'd make a particularly good detective seeing as you're intuitive, intelligent and incredibly observant. That being said, you'd probably also be a good criminal as well. Why not both at once?]

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Daedric Princes may be demonic, but this Dragonborn ass is more iconic. ^u^

Got into Skyrim a few weeks ago and decided to make a meme after meeting both Sheogorath and Malacath in one day. The Nightingale armor set is by far my favorite. <3

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I can't even imagine what it would be like for me, a 5'3 autistic catastrophy, to be thrown into the Hunger Games at age 15 or wtv.

Like, what would I even do?

By some miraculous stroke of cruel luck, I'd find some sort of deadly poison or a fully loaded firearm from the start and book my ass into the woods at full speed, because I know damn well that I'm small enough to ZOOM like Sonic should I be focused enough. (Not to mention my non-existent hitbox.) With that at LEAST, I could pick off a good 3 players before giving away my position, because my stamina is also non-existent and once I'm spotted on the ground NOT IN A TREE, I'm most certainly dead. At that point, I'd just have to off myself and hope for the best. TuT

On the other hand, should I be useless with a weapon, or simply get targeted first as the weakest of the pack, I'm competent enough to find myself a tree fort first, rocky cave hole second. (Remember that river bit Peeta buried himself in? Yeah, that.) I'm low enough maintenance that I can go days without food and sustain myself with a nearby water source. Only sponsor gift I'd need is clothes for warmth. By then, I can make the conscious decision to just sleep out the competition. (Smoke? I'm in a humid rock hole. Trackerjackers? How would they even know where to find me? Players? Oh please, I fit in tiny spaces. Ain't nobody got time for that.)

Now, I'm not saying I COULDN'T starve to death or die from infection/hypothermia. That is most certainly an option. Wouldn't stop me from trying, though.

Survival? Oh nah, fuck that. I had no intention of balls-to-the-walling my way out of this one. No sir, not my teenage self, they were an idiot. I just wanted to be the most annoying.

Imagine Katniss and Peeta weren't the survivors, right? I'd be hibernating in a fucking rock hole while an idiot or two trample the entire arena searching for a child the size of an overgrown wolverine. It'd be the world's shittiest game of hide and seek! Wouldn't matter if I lived or not, it'd just be hilarious.

Just think, the entire audience of the capital groaning in pain as I drift into sweet unconsciousness.

"IT'S BEEN 3 DAYS, HOW THE FUCK HAVE THEY NOT BEEN FOUND? DEAD, OR ALIVE???"

The best part? Regardless of the trackers, they'd never recover the body.

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The shape on the moon is the Energizer bunny, change my mind.

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(via What role would you play in the scp foundation? | MTF)

M.....MTF?!

*wheeze*

Bro, these guys actually think I have the responsibility and attention span to be a trusted field operative-

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The general progression of my Quotev BNHA fanfiction, ‘A Hero and a Villain’.

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Just some hand-made memes for my beloved immortal dumbass, Andeddo Heishi/The Grim Reaper.

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(via Do You Have the Pestilence? | You Don't and Tolerates You)

TuT Yay, I don’t suck. I thought my moral-grayness would damn me for sure-

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can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.