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What if...

Nah, but it couldn't...

Unless...?

Hold up...

On a boiling hot Summer day in Italy:

Back home...

Turns out Heaven's nectar was full of chemical additives

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What if...

Nah but it couldn't...

Unless...?

...

in dark corner of the room

"OH SH- SANS UNDERTALE???"

(I am not stopping :D)

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What? Do i smell or smth?

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What if...

nah but it couldn't...

at the skelebros' door:

kris rips their soul out of their chest.

...

I made a sequel

Forgive me

I'll do it again

>>Edit: I had a box doubled (so sorry, now it's fixed)

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OOOF

Been working a while on smth

It's NOT the papyrus thing...

Probably something better

you'll see tomorrow morning (or stay awake all night coz my morning is past midnight for americans)

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I disagree.

Yes i changed the "un" because it sounded better

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I dunno if this is original or what i just thought about it while walking

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My dad's phone: basic call ringtone, basic notification ringtone

My mom's phone: NES music i made as call ringtone, piano zelda tune as WhatsApp notification ringtone

Mom wins by double KO

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Fun human fact:

When you look somebody in their eyes, you're actually looking at either one of the two eyes or a mid point between them.

You will forever know this

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I dreamt of english people being able to pronounce the italian "R"

Such a nightmare 😥

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Yes i changed the "un" because it sounded better

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So it seems...

...

WAIT

*realization*

"bada-boom boom" takes the first, second and third beat

While "bada boom-boom" is in the second, third and fourth

So it's like "bada-boom boom (un)"

Or "(un) bada boom-boom"

...

Now that o think about it so much it sounds the same ._.

...

I can't make another poll in a reblog

DANGIT WAIT I'LL BE BACK

I'm still trying to figure out the angry birds theme

Is it "bada-boom boom. Bada-boom boom"

Or "bada boom-boom. Bada boom-boom"

Which is SIGNIFICANTLY different in my head

No option to say i make useless problems in my mind

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Ok somebody tell me where does the mastermind behind this evil plan hide

WHO PUT A BAR OF SOAP IN THE SOAP DISPENSER??

I want to hire you

[xxjack099xx]

I'm still trying to figure out the angry birds theme

Is it "bada-boom boom. Bada-boom boom"

Or "bada boom-boom. Bada boom-boom"

Which is SIGNIFICANTLY different in my head

No option to say i make useless problems in my mind

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>>this is Jacko

<<and this is Lucke, and today we will teach you

How to kill an ant

>>first find a flat surface.

<<it has to be near the ant, kinda like this:

_________________________ant

>>next, you are going to need three things:

<<a grain of sugar, a grain of pepper and a grain of marble.

>>they must be of the right size, which is a bit less than the head of the ant.

<<now put the three grains on the flat surface in a triangle shape

>>the sugar grain edge must face the ant

<<while the other two are interchangeable

>>now hide and watch: the ant is going to smell the sugar

ant: *sniff sniff* "mmh, sugar!"

<<the ant is eating the sugar grain, great.

>>now the ant is going to smell the pepper

ant: *sniff sniff* "e... E... ETCHUM!!!"

<<and it slams its head onto the grain of marble

>>congratulations!

You killed an ant!

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Sorry everyone, i will be on vacation for the next week

I tried to work on the theory before going but it was no use, getting rid of all the jobs to do before the break tool too much time

BUT! I will try to post something everyday anyways... just know that if i miss a day i'm probably having too much fun (or i didn't know what to post)

Honestly, i don't know why i'm doing this: if i went on break a while ago, i wouldn't have cared at all, "i have no one to really answer to" i thought... But now i automatically want to warn whoever is watching...

IS THE INTERNET TAKING ON ME???

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I'm a taekwondo black belt: if you ever need help, i'll flying kick from italy to your place to delete your bad mood from existence.

If you don't need me tho, leave my family alone please

I can’t help but be frustrated with life stuff sometimes.

How does one drop kick circumstances?