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A little drabble of Sergio Marquina/The Professor for my pookie @eatingoutmen <33 spending your birthday with your bae (aka, Sergio)

You never really celebrated your birthday as much anymore- maybe when you were 6, or something, but now, as you got older- it wasn't really that special anymore, you were simply just one year older now

But your boyfriend, Sergio, didn't want this birthday to be like that. You had told him that you didn't want a party or anything big like that. He respected it- but that doesn't mean he wasn't going to get you anything... a thought had formed in his head, on how to make your birthday special

So imagine your surprise when you came into your shared bedroom with Sergio finding the lights dimmed, candles lit, some... slow sensual song playing faintly and- was that vanilla you smell in the air?

As you took of your jacket, looking around the room with surprise and amusement, Sergio came out of the bathroom- smiling slightly when he saw you, "I didn't hear you come in, amor" he would say, walking closer to you. "What...? What is all this?" You asked, still smiling as Sergio moved closer to you, his hands going to your shoulder, "Just something small, I wanted to do something special for you, on your special day" Sergio answered, pressing a kiss to your cheek.

But before you could answer, probably with "You didn't need to" or something along the lines of that, Sergio kissed your, holding your head between his hands, directing you to the bed. And before you know it, you feel Sergio push you down onto the bed by your shoulders. The act caught you off guard- you'd known Sergio as more of a... pillow prince in the bed, enjoying you to take the lead in everything, as he just... takes it.. and begs oh sweetly for more... But he wanted to do something else, switch it up, for your special day- he was going to make you feel real special tonight. Sitting up on your elbows, watching Sergio with wide, but excited, eyes. You liked how assertive Sergio got with you. You were used to call the shots in the bedroom after all.

Sergio slowly untied his tie, slipping it off slowly before letting it drop to the floor. Going to his shirt, he slowly unbuttoned it, moving from each button to the next with sensual, purposefully slow movements. It was practically torture making you watch him, but... it was a torture you liked. You watched, biting your bottom lip, as Sergio's shirt dropped to the floor, his torso bare for your eyes now. His hands moving to unbuckle his belt, letting his trousers too fall to the floor. But as you went to unbutton your own shirt- Sergio slapped your hands away softly, "Let me, amor" he whispered, climbing onto your lap. Sergio pressed his lips against yours, before pressing kisses down to your neck, and with each button he unbuttons, the lower his kisses goes. From your collar bones, to your chest... to your stomach... and with the last button being unbuttoned, he pressed a kiss right above the waistline of your pants. "Cariño... you this excited for your present?" Sergio would mumbled out, taking notice of the growing tent in your pants. Chuckling as he rubbed his hand over it, "Don't worry, you'll get it soon, amor", he whispered, pressing a kiss to your crotch before unbuckling your belt.

And when you felt his mouth around you cock? It was like heaven. Sergio's mouth was warm... wet... and the suction? Enough to make your eyes roll back into your head.

He sucked your cock slowly, sensually. His tongue pressing against your tip. His mouth working on getting your cock nicely wet and rock hard- if you weren't already hard before, you definitely were now. Feeling how he softly moans around your cock, the vibrations going straight to your core. And you know what? This wasn't even the present, yet, at least. Sergio was just getting you as hard as possible, making you feel good and as relaxed as he can. And you were definitely relaxed

"You want your gift now, Cariño?~" He asked as he removed his mouth from your cock. You couldn't help yourself from nodding desperately at his suggestion. Watching as your boyfriend slips off his underwear, letting out a low hum as you saw his full naked body now, bare only for you.

Sergio moved upwards, moving to sit on your lap. His ass hovering over your eager cock. As Sergio gripped your cock, pressing it against his hole- you spoke up before he could sink down, "No prep?" You asked, slightly confused. Sergio only chuckled, "What do you think I was doing in the bathroom?" He answered, a smile forming on his face and realization formed on yours.

With no more complaints or anything else you were going to blurt out, Sergio slowly sunk down onto you cock. A long, dragged out, moan leaving his mouth, his eyes closing for a second as he savoured the feel of you entering him.

"Dios mío.." Sergio moaned out as he took you to the hilt- you don't fully know what Sergio did in the bathroom while you were gone... but his body was not resisting you at ALL. Especially with how easily your cock entered him.. and feeling how he deliberately clenches around you, adding to the pleasure you were already feeling.

Grinding his hips down onto yours, biting his bottom lip as his brows furrowed upwards- god, you love that face he always makes. The face of pure pleasure. Your hands gripped Sergio's thighs as he began to fully ride you now. The thrusts started slow- Sergio wanted to drag this out for as long as he could. He didn't want the pleasure to stop, he didn't want the love to stop.

But, he couldn't help himself. The longer he felt your cock rubbing against his insides, the more he was losing himself to the pleasure. The thrusts deliberately going faster... and faster. Moans, and moans and even more moans fell from Sergio's lips, his eyes closed as I leaned down slightly, one hand gripping the bedframe and the other placed on your chest.

"Enjoying- mm... your gift?" Sergio breathed out, his face flushed as he moved on top of you, a smile formed upon his lips. You simply chuckled, nodding your head, responding with a: "Very much so"

If you didn't have a favorite birthday, this one would be. Having sex with Sergio was always such a blessing. The noises he would make, the faces even better. You couldn't get enough of him.

"Ah- Cariño... I'm close" Sergio moaned out, riding your cock faster, his eyes locked on your face, watching as you panted and groaned beneath- he always took pleasure in seeing you in pleasure. "Fuck- think I'm too, baby- want me to cum inside?" You asked, your voice coming out slightly quick, moving your hands up to his hips, gripping it tightly as you helped him move. "Sí… sí, inside, por favor." Sergio whimpered out, throwing his head back- feeling how your cock pushed up against his prostate, bringing him closer to the edge. You pulled Sergio down as you gripped the back of his head, your fingers gripping his hair, as you smashed your lips against his. Feeling how he moaned and whimpered against your mouth as you began to thrust upwards into him. He didn't even need to move anymore, his legs shaking slightly from how fast you were thrusting inside of him.

And not long, Sergio couldn't help himself, a loud moan escaping his lips and onto yours. His cock squirting out a load of cum in between your bodies- he didn't even mean to cum this fast. But the way you grabbed him? How you subtly took control? It did things to him.

Now, it wasn't long before you joined him too- fuck, the way he clenched around your cock, squeezing down hard and pulsating around you- it made you blow your load sooner than you thought. Breaking the kiss as you groaned, filling Sergio up with your own load- hearing how he whimpers as he feels the hot liquid entering him. Sergio's forehead was pressed against yours as he hummed, before pulling away slightly, smiling down at you. You seemed utterly satisfied, and even smiling with him. Sergio simply looked at you before speaking, his voice soft and barely above a whisper:

"Happy birthday, mi amor ♡ .."

lets just ignore how I'm almost a whole day late to this </3, sorry Mattheo! Hope you enjoy this 𖹭

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Takin a priest's virginity

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You're in the middle of one of those playful arguments again—he's smirking like he's got something to prove, chest puffed out, tossing out cocky lines like “You really think you're gonna be the one in charge tonight?”

You let him talk. Let him play tough. Let him push you back onto the bed like he's about to take control. It's cute, really. The way his eyes sparkle like he's got the upper hand. Its funner to let him think that way.

Then your hand comes up to his throat—gentle, just enough pressure to remind him who’s really calling the shots—and suddenly his whole act shatters underneath you.

That confident grin melts into parted lips and breathless little whines, hips twitching like he can’t decide whether to lean in or fall apart. His fingers curl around your wrist like he doesn’t want you to stop.

Which he doesnt.

You lean in close, whisper against his ear, “Still wanna wrestle, baby?” And he whimpers.

Boys like him weren’t made to fight for control. They were made to be undone—one touch, one command, one look—and if he wants to pretend first, fine. You’ll let him. But the second you stop playing, he knows exactly where his place is.

And you? You’ll make sure he understands why.

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Eating him out at any given opportunity even when he’s making a quick snack after having gotten back to the gym and he doesn’t want you there at all because he hasn’t showered yet” don’t- it’s dirty,” he says hand rougly shoving you away but you force yourself back into place can’t help yourself need to get a taste of him so you quickly shove his shorts down and bend him over the counter and he’s sticky all over skin warm to the touch so shy when you spread his cheeks apart and lick at his cunt “taste so good” “don’t - ah don’t say that” LET ME IN ELT

ME IN RN

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one of my buddies is occupying a fortified position on high ground. i'm going to kick his ass with ease

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Why r there so many fight vids on twitter

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some sub slasher thoughts

MINORS DNI

includes vincent sinclair, jason voorhees, bubba sawyer, michael myers, brahms heelshire, and stu macher (around 2.4k words)

a note from vern: i haven't posted any fics about slashers yet, but the recent asks about slashers on pallas's blog made me want to share some of my hcs for some of my fav slashers. it's really a jumble of some broader hcs and some specific fantasies, which ended up being longer than i intended... i think i could write at least 10 different fics based off the content in this post ^^'

ANYWAYS content warnings will be listed with each slasher so make sure you read those! mentions of reader are all gn and implied top reader. cw will state if there's a mention of the reader having specific genitalia

VINCENT SINCLAIR cw: hypno, dollification, period sex + blood (vincent being one menstruating), reader mentioned having cock

➵ vincent is always so stuck in his mind trying to create the perfect art or be the perfect brother, so he needs you to help him unwind

➵ loves taking baths with you where he can sit between your legs and have you play with his hair and his cunt

➵ he also enjoys hypno because he gets the rare chance to not think at all. he just gets to mindlessly follow your instructions, laying still as he enjoys your touch and experiences orgasm after orgasm

➵ when it’s that time of the month, vincent especially needs your help. not only is he suffering from cramps but he finds all the thoughts in his head are louder and harsher making it too easy to become frustrated with himself over the smallest things

➵ it feels so good to have your cock inside him, letting him sign what pace he wants to feel your length gliding against his walls. alleviating his pain and pushing his insistent thoughts to the edges of his mind. he’s embarrassed by the thought of messiness at first but finds that the sight of his blood coating your fingers or smeared across the bottom half of your face is its own form of art that entrances him

➵ it’s not the only new form of art you make him aware of. you show him that he himself can be beautiful art through dollification. you’re the only one that’s ever made him feel pretty and he enjoys it even more when you do it by dressing him in pretty clothes and braiding strands of his hair. you tell him he looks just as beautiful as the wax sculptures he makes and when hypno is added he can feel like one for an extended moment. it's only in a hypnotized state that he lets you pose his body in front of a mirror with his mask off, allowing him to see the way you caress your precious doll

JASON VOORHEES cw: chastity device, piss, reader mentioned having a cock, role play, mention of murder

➵ just wants to be praised. pls call him a good boy and tell him how pretty he is!!

➵ i think he’s so eager to please you that once he’s comfortable with you, he’ll practically try out any kink you introduce him to, especially ones that give you control over him

➵ he gets turned on just by the process of you guiding him through a new kink, patiently explaining why you enjoy it, what you’re doing, how it might make him feel, possible limits to establish, etc.

➵ specifically, I think about that scenario with a chastity cage. he gets so turned on by you talking about it and what you’re going to do that he gets erect before you even put the cage on him. he’d be worried he disappointed you and wouldn’t enjoy being shamed for it, so tell him how cute he is and how much you’d enjoy helping him get prepped for it

➵ i also imagine that he especially likes a chastity device with a urethra rod so he has to get permission from you to pee

➵ something he really enjoys with or without the cage is cockwarming! he loves the feeling of you inside of him and when you praise him for sitting still. he finds it especially thrilling when you’re cockwarming him out in the open having to remain still even though someone could come across you any second, his senses elevated as he becomes super aware of his surroundings

➵ another discovery he makes is that he loves engaging in role play, especially when it involves a future victim who isn’t aware they’re taking part in it. after they’re killed he is so so sensitive and wants you to tell him how well he did with the scene and how that person deserved it

➵ just constantly desperate to hear you assure him that all his actions please you!

BUBBA SAWYER cw: reader is implied to have cock/strap on, overstimulation, feminization, exhibitionism

➵ he gets so excited anytime you touch him, and when you kiss him he can’t keep his hands still or stop himself from sloppily kissing or licking your skin

➵ he never takes long to cum, and even though he easily falls into overstimulation he prefers for you to fuck him roughly and loves when you pinch his clit, spank his pussy, or leave hickeys on his inner thighs or stomach

➵ he wants you to call him your pretty girl! he gets so excited when you buy him dresses or lingerie he has to try them on immediately and have you fuck him in it

➵ you have to patiently help him build up to it, but he ends up enjoying exhibitionism! he’s frequently worried about trespassers that could be a danger to you or his family, but you help him face that fear by convincing him to let you fuck him outside in a semi open space.

➵ he wears dresses and his pretty woman face for your outside rendezvous. you shower him with compliments and praise as you always do; additionally, you tell him that if anyone did happen to see you fucking, the only thing they’d be able to think about is how jealous they were of you for being able to fuck such a pretty girl.

➵ if given the option, his favorite place outside for you to fuck him is in the back of a pickup truck, especially when you’re on your knees fucking him against the back window where he can see your reflections

➵ on days when you can tell he’s up for it you coax him to ride you. he’s so used to being submissive in different aspects of his life that it takes him a while to understand that you’re giving him control of his movements and the pace you go at

➵ you have to guide him a lot the first few times and help him find what feels the best for him. you also have to help him choose what to do with his hands because not knowing what to do with them in the beginning, he instinctively covers his masked face with them

➵ he still prefers for you to be the one in control and fucking him but occasionally wants to ride you finding that he enjoys it when he’s feeling sexy and wants to last longer, drawing out your intimate time together

MICHAEL MYERS cw: voyeurism, reader mentioned having a cock, pet play, mention of role play and masochism

➵ definitely a voyeur, watching people without them knowing being so natural for him. when he finds himself attracted to you, i can see him not only watching you masturbate for pleasure but, being inexperienced, he wants to make mental notes of what you like, and how he might touch you if he ever did

➵ in my mind, I can picture him watching the way you move your hand on your cock, and without even realizing he begins to mirror your movements with his own hand, at least the best he can with his knife as the substitute he’s unconsciously using for your dick

➵ idk i’ve always liked the idea of him doing pet play with you before he’s even comfortable enough to let you touch him. tho that is very cat coded ig

➵ it’s not hard to imagine how the idea of a bell would come up with him always lurking. like just thoughtlessly saying he needed to wear a bell when he catches you off guard one time, and then considering your words making an offhand remark that a cat collar would actually look quite cute on him. you don’t think too much about your words until you come home one day with mikey sitting on your bed with a cat collar on the bed beside him

➵ after that, the kitty comments you direct at mikey come frequently and it's not too long before you convince him to wear the cat ears you bought as well. in getting closer to you it's easier to add another layer than taking off his mask physically and metaphorically speaking. and he discovers he’s really turned on by the fact that you call him "my kitty"

➵ he’s also a silly guy though so he definitely takes off the collar sometimes so he can still surprise you. just tilting his head in that cute way when you point out it’s obvious he scared you on purpose

➵ fast forward to when he does let you touch him… i can see him, especially at first, liking when you give his unclothed cock a hand job with his overalls still on, him holding the top together so really just his cock and a bit of his happy trail are visible. I think it helps him ease into things and I also see him preferring not to have his cum on his own skin so he likes that it’s spurting onto his clothes instead

➵ some other things I think he likes but won't go into detail about are you using toys on him, role play, you playing with his tits, and him just being a general masochist!

BRAHMS HEELSHIRE cw: pet play, scent kink, piss, possessiveness, reader mentioned having cock, somnophilia

➵ really he could be summarized as a puppy boy and a brat, but let’s talk about it anyway!

➵ he has a major scent kink and being a puppy boy and a brat ofc that means he’s going to be pissing on some of your things

➵ it always happens when you’re gone - how dare you leave him alone! - sometimes it’s because he gets too carried away humping your pillow but other times it’s out of jealously

➵ oh? you bring something new home that someone ELSE gave to you? pisses on it.

➵ oh? there’s this scent of cologne that he’s never smelled on your jacket before? pisses on it.

➵ oh? you’re going to make him spend a night alone in your bed? pisses on it.

➵ i also like the idea of him putting on your undergarments when you’re not home from your bin of dirty clothes of course. he’s always struggled to look at himself in mirrors but it’s different when he can focus his attention on the way he plays with himself while wearing something of yours. he doesn’t even try to hide it, you undressing him that evening to find him still wearing your undergarments stained with his cum

➵ his actions require some form of punishment, which he only enjoys if you reward him for taking the punishment like a good boy.

➵ peeing on your things instead of his pee pad? well, you’ll just have to tie him up and make him watch you piss on it since he doesn’t know how to. it makes him so upset knowing that he could be your pee pad or urinal instead. he could have your scent on him. he only lets you tie him up because afterward, he gets to suck your cock, perhaps getting lucky enough to taste a small dribble of piss that was left in your bladder.

➵ he’s not allowed to sleep in your bed for one night? only if you let him ride you on it the next day. while he loves being roughly fucked by you, liking the thought that you can’t contain yourself, he also wants to ride you from time to time

➵ you often keep him in check making sure he doesn’t get too carried away, but when he rides you let him be as eager as he pleases. he can fuck himself on your cock at whatever pace he likes, for however long he likes, and touch you wherever he wants

➵ you have to give him permission on specific nights when he’s allowed play with your cock while you're sleeping because if not you’d wake up every morning with your cock being warmed by his mouth or his hole

STU MACHER cw: pet play, implied that you aren't exclusive, facefucking with reader implied to have cock/strap on, overstimulation, mention of stuffing + emetophilia, piss, one mention of reader who menstruates + period sex + blood, mention of drug use

➵ whew playful puppy boy that tries to hide how obsessed he is with you and how badly he wants you to be obsessed with him

➵ he doesn’t have to be the only one you play with, but if other pets are around he has to prove he’s your good boy, the best boy

➵ he’s always doing something to get some type of reaction out of you for his own amusement, constantly testing your limits when you’re alone trying to see how much he can get away with. and he likes it when you push his limits in a different way

➵ seeing how long he can let you face fuck him even when he’s gagging and tears dot the corner of his eyes

➵ seeing how long he can watch you fuck someone else without touching himself if he wants to fucked himself

➵ seeing how many times he can cum, which has to be at least until he’s overstimulated and crying

➵ seeing how much he can eat before he’s throwing up

➵ seeing how long he can hold his piss for you. though he’s not satisfied by just drinking water and holding. he only enjoys it if you’re teasing him or he’s teasing you by making it harder for himself to hold

➵ ways he likes you to tease him include edging him, straddling him and pressing on his bladder, not letting him press his legs together, making him watch you wet yourself, and pouring water onto his groin

➵ ways he likes to tease you and himself include always insisting he can drink more, showing you how many jumping jacks he can do, grinding against his puppy pad, and masturbating in front of you sometimes while on the phone with billy

➵ if you menstruate he wants to go down on you. he loves the mess and will go out of his way to make it as messy as possible

➵ he also just likes to go down on you in general. at a certain stage of being high, all he wants to do is have his head between your thighs, laying there for as long as you let him. he’ll rotate between moving his tongue against you languidly, kissing anywhere his lips can reach, and nuzzling his face into you

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Jonathan, looking out the window and once more watching Dracula scale the walls like a lizard:

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Never too late to be yourself

by Laerte Coutinho

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after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

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hiiiii uhhhh what if you’re house’s inappropriately-young tranny boyfriend/situationship while he’s living with wilson in their apartment together. house 100% uses you to mess with him. at first it’s loud, nasty, sex late at night, every night. wilson tolerates it for a few nights in a row, but eventually he’ll snap. one night, you’re interrupted by pounding on house’s bedroom door. you’re horrified, thinking it’s an intruder, but house gets up to answer it, not even bothering to put on pants first.

the door opens and wilson is holding a ball gag in a clenched fist. he’s seething. “i went out and bought this for you today. i bought it because i haven’t gotten a decent night’s sleep for the past three days. so you are going to put this on him, and you are not going to take it off him until you are done for the night. and house, so help me god if i hear ANYTHING from you, i will come back here and i will tear out your vocal cords with an exacto knife.”

you’re mortified, and you get up from the bed to apologize, “i am SO sorry! he told me he lives alone!”

“and i do. i live a lonely, lonely life… with my best buddy wilson! oh, he’s so generous, thanks for the present!” house grabs the ballgag and blows wilson a goodnight kiss before shutting the door.

from then on it escalates. house tells you he’s home alone til 12. you come over at 9. wilson comes home at 10:30. he’s greeted by you two naked on the couch with 3 of house’s fingers up your cunt.

“welcome home, bestie!” house smiles without slowing his fingers at all. he glances at the watch on his other wrist. “right on time!”

“wh-?!” you smack his wrist, “you said—!”

“nuh, uh.” wilson interrupts to lecture you, “listen, sweetheart, if you’re gonna keep seeing him, it’s best to start assuming that everything he says to you is bullshit.”

“okay, well, he’s exaggerating.” house butts in, “it’s not literally everything i say to you. that stuff i said about you being a stupid whore who craves abuse is true.”

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I had a super cute (?) Idea today I gotta share this

Imagine a vibrator that is connected to an app on your phone, but to make it move, you have to press a button. Not like an on/off button, but that it only moves when your finger’s on the button. So, if you don’t press it anymore, it stops vibrating.

That, and you convince your partner to wear it inside him under his clothes. Saying something like: “I’ll press it whenever I think of you ♡” before both of you go about your day.

Then throughout the day, you’d just randomly press the button every time you think of him, before letting go and going back to your usual routine. And he’s just shaking trying to hold back a moan at some place, yet feeling fuzzy at being ‘notified’ you just thought of him.

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me, continuing to look at a screen despite having a headache: OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain…

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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

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“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps