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a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.
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"I asked chatgpt" well I asked the walrus and he said I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
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women’s intuition is insane. i love being part witch
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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care
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Happy birthday to Lyudmila Pavlichenko (born July 12, 1916), Soviet sniper in World War II, with 309 confirmed kills.
A true role model for today.
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