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this has probably been done before

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Yes mother🫡

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my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

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I had a dream I invented a little toy or two…

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Miaomiao and ziqi are just jinshi and maomao but if they got freaky friday'd and were given different types of autism instead. Like a different hot sauce.

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wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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inspired by a friend misspeaking

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Seraphim is a comedian actually. He did NOT have to play with Heron like this