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Can't tell if I'm proud of or disappointed by what I've done on this piece. Also can't write dialogue for shit so a dialogue heavy oneshot was certainly not smart for keeping everything in character. C'est la vie; I had fun.

Yandere Dirk Strider x Reader Kidnapping Oneshot

Dirk was trailing you on your walk home. He had your route perfectly memorized. He knew every part of your walk where no one was around. He knew exactly which wall he would push you against when he kidnapped you. He knew exactly how to hold you against it with his body so that he could easily inject a knock out drug with minimal struggle. He knew every little reassurance he would tell you while he held you and waited for the drug to take hold.

He had brought everything he needed today. He had drawn up the dose at his apartment. The syringe was in his pocket, capped, but ready to use. It should only take him a few seconds to sterilize the injection site, get the needle in, and inject the dose. He had practiced. He had timed it. If all went according to plan, he'd be able to get the dose in you before you even fully process what he's doing.

You took a wrong turn. No, not a wrong turn. You were going somewhere else. Dirk glanced around, weighing his options. No one was around. He figured he should be able to adapt his plan and still knock you out without using any force.

He decided to take this opportunity before you got even further off of your usual route. He approached you quickly before pushing you into the alley beside you, as an extra precaution against people who might walk past. It was messier than he wanted. You had an opportunity to fight back.

You were stunned for a moment when he corralled you into the alley, and he managed to guide you past the mouth of it before you started fighting back. Your fist connected with his cheekbone, hard enough that his shades were knocked to the ground. Once he recovered from the punch a bit, he grabbed you gently. He used one arm around your torso to pull your back flush against his chest and started trying to cover your mouth again. You kept squirming and trying to avoid his hand, still shouting. No one was coming.

You managed to get his hand into your mouth instead, biting as hard as you could into the meaty base of his thumb. You sunk your teeth in deep enough to break skin, and you could taste copper as his hand began to bleed. He cursed under his breath, but made no move to pull his hand away. His fingers curled around your jaw with that same hand, adapting on the spot to make sure you couldn't spit his hand out and scream. He was using just enough force to hold your jaw fully shut against his hand. He pulled you closer to the wall, ready to pin you. He let go of you with his one hand and used it to pry his other out of your mouth. You tried to run in the precious time you had, but he grabbed you, more roughly than last time, before you could get out of the alley.

He forced your chest against the wall this time. The impact was strong enough to knock the air out of your lungs. He leaned in, caging you with his own body. In your struggle against him, you scraped your arms against the brick wall in front of you. You could feel the blood and the grit from the wall on your arms. You tried to kick backwards at his legs. You got one hit in, but it didn't dissuade him in the slightest. You felt his hands knot into your hair, before he slammed the corner of your forehead into the wall.

The impact was enough to make you dizzy, incoherent enough that your screaming was only babbling, hardly above a speaking volume. You couldn't fight back, even though you still wanted to. Dirk used that opportunity to quickly wipe the side of your neck with an alcohol swab before sliding the needle in. The last thing he needed was for you to get an infection because of his own impatience. He depressed the plunger and then cradled you against the wall until you went fully limp in his arms.

By the time you wake up, all of the grime on you had been washed off. You're bleary, entirely unable to take in your surroundings. You eventually notice how unfamiliar the room is, how you are wearing different clothes than you were before. Your whole body is sore, and your head is throbbing so hard that it's difficult to think straight. Your arms and head were bandaged though, even some of the small scrapes that definitely did not need it. You notice the same man who kidnapped you sitting in a chair, halfway across the room from where you're tied down on a bed. His shades are back on. As your vision clears, you notice how red and swollen his cheek bone is, right where you punched him.

As soon as you've gotten your bearings, you start trying to remember everything you've ever heard about how to survive a kidnapping. It's all foggy, especially with your headache. You start rambling, almost incoherently.

"I'm so sorry I punched you and bit you. I should have been nicer to you. But I have a sister! Her birthday is next week and we were going to go to her favorite restaurant with our mom and dad! Please let me go, they would all be so crushed if I wasn't there. Wouldn't someone miss you like that if you were to disappear like this?"

Your captor just squints his eyes at you slightly from behind his shades, brow furrowing slightly. You swallow hard and keep talking. You aren't even telling the truth, not anything near it, just trying to make him think you would be someone worth missing. It feels mechanical, like a poor performance. As hard as you're trying, the emotion in your voice doesn't sound anything but faked. You try to lean into flattery a little, but you have difficulty thinking of anything you could mention. You can feel your heart rate rising with anxiety. You're worried that you aren't making sense, that the blow to your head messed up your communication and you just can't tell.

"Please let me go sir, surely someone like you would understand why I need to be released. Surely there's someone you would miss as much as my family would miss me."

His brows pinch in a way that almost looks sympathetic, but his voice comes out with a flat affect, slowly enough that you can process it even with your head trauma.

"You think I'm going to hurt you?"

You can't honestly tell if it's meant to be a question or a statement, but you don't want to risk pissing him off by not giving him a response, so you hesitantly nod your head. He lets out a light sigh, which is probably the most emotion you've seen from him since you woke up.

"That's what I was worried about."

You stare at each other for a beat before you drop your gaze to the floor. He keeps his voice quiet and slow, like he's trying not to scare you off or make your head hurt more.

"If I was doing this for some sort of sadistic reason, I think all of your kicking and screaming when I kidnapped you would have been more than enough for me to get off on. I would've just hit you harder against the wall and killed you instead of getting all of this set up."

That does not help. You feel nauseous with fear of what he'll do to you. You don't even have the urge to fight or talk back. You just want him to let you go. You try to bite back the tears that you feel building up, with minimal success. The stress is making the headache worse. You screw your eyes shut, trying to get it to go away. You feel so vulnerable. It doesn't matter in your mind that he hasn't made any indication of intent to move closer to you than where he's sitting now. He raises his hands, as though trying to reassure you that he won't do anything. You can see half of the bite mark on his hand, dark and deep enough that it's obvious even with the distance between you.

"Look. What I mean to say is that I'm not going to hurt you. I have no reason to right now. Planning this took far too much effort for me to hurt you or let you go now. I know you couldn't see any of the behind the scenes on this, but it took a lot of snooping and calculating to figure out which drug to use for you and to get that dose just right. I didn't want to rough you up the first time around either. Hurting you was never my intention."

It hardly settles you, but there's nothing he says that you can really disagree with. The uncertainty of what he wants from you is almost worse than thinking he wanted to hurt you.

"And if you're worried that I did something while you were..." He trails off briefly, and you can see him thinking about how much he wants to downplay what he did. "While you were drugged, I didn't. I just cleaned you up, bandaged you, changed your clothes because they were bloody, dirty, and torn and then I tied you up here. I know my word on that means jack shit to you right now, but I'm sure you're able to recognize that you would be significantly more sore and in more compromising places if I would have done much."

You hadn't been thinking about that, and the fact that he felt the need to clarify that, as though it was something he may have considered doing, worries you more. You feel your face pinch up, and you can't even tell if it is from the pain in your body or from the emotional overwhelm. Despite everything, you try to talk. It comes out weak, pathetic, broken. You're scared he'll take it as a challenge, but you're desperate for something to reassure you, even if it's just the knowledge of why you're here.

"Why are you holding me hostage then?"

He freezes for a second, watching you like he's trying to see exactly what is going through your head.

"Don't call yourself a hostage. To say you're a hostage would imply that I intend to trade you in for something better. That's not what's happening here. This is permanent."

It feels like the floor dropped out from under you. You had still been hoping, expecting him to say he would let you go after a while, since he had confirmed that he wouldn't kill you. You can see the tightness in his jaw after he speaks, as though he feels he shouldn't have told you that much. He dodged your question entirely, and you're almost certain it's because he doesn't want to scare you more.

"You keep wincing. Headache? Sorry. Would you accept a painkiller from me if I offered or would you think I'm trying to drug you?"

You stay silent. You don't want to go against him and seem ungrateful, just in case it would make him see you as less worthy of mercy. Still, you can't bring yourself to ask for something that could leave you in even more of a compromising position, if that's even at all possible at this point.

"Right, that's what I had assumed. Figured I'd ask anyway though, just in case. The offer's still open if you change your mind. I want you to be able to relax as much as you can. If dealing with the headache and soreness sounds like more of a fun night to you than worrying about if what you took was actually a painkiller, that's alright with me."

It feels sarcastic, but his tone is still blunt. You have no idea how to read him, and that makes it scarier. You feel like he easily could give you some sort of sleeping pill with a totally level tone and zero tells of him lying.

"I'm guessing you want to be left alone for a bit."

He pauses, watching you as if he's hoping you'll ask him to stay. You avert your eyes. He lets out a soft exhale before standing up from your chair. You flinch at the movement. Dirk points at the door, silently warning you that he's going to have to pass where you're restrained in order to leave the room. You can see the whole bite mark from this angle. Dark marks where your teeth had dug into his skin, mottled bruising around the rest of the area. You can't help but realize now that, even though your bite had broken skin, he had only bandaged you up. He doesn't say anything else as he walks across the room. He hesitates in the doorway, though.

"Try to get some sleep, or at least try to relax. Like I said, you're going to be here," there's a pause. "For a while, so you are going to have to sleep at some point. Might as well do it now while the pain is at its worst. I'll knock before I come in again. I'll make sure it's loud enough to wake you. I don't want you sabotaging your recovery because you're afraid of me sneaking in. If you need something, just call out for me."

He turns off the ceiling light before closing the door, leaving the room to be illuminated by just the lamp on the desk. Now that you don't have to be so vigilant about his presence, you look around the room more. It is, frankly, cluttered, though things are more or less arranged into piles. You make note of how the room doesn't have any sharp objects in it though, or anything that you could use as a good weapon if you got out. You figure he must have planned for that too.

As you keep looking around the room, your gaze turns up towards the ceiling more. The light in the room reflects against the lens of the camera in the corner. You stare at it briefly, like a deer in headlights. The red light is blinking. You don't think it will ever stop.

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Easter Special: Yandere Dirk Strider x Reader

You weren't fully sure how you had gotten here. Everything had moved so fast and so suddenly. It had been years since Dirk had kidnapped you and kept you locked in his apartment with no access to the outside world. He had slipped up twice in the past week.

The first time was when he didn't notice you had pocketed a knife from the kitchen when he was making you cook with him in there as some fucked up form of domesticity. You hid the knife between the mattress and the frame of the bed when he left you alone on your longer chain while he went to the bathroom.

The second time was earlier today, when he decided to cuddle you unrestrained. You were both in the bed together. Your face was nestled into the dark pink of his shirt, and you figured this would be the time when his guard is lowered the most. You moved quickly. It was difficult getting the mattress back up, but you were able to get the knife lodged into his side before he could get it out of your hands. He didn't even have the chance to fight back. He was still alive though. You got up and ran.

The front door was still locked from the inside with 3 different combination locks, and there was no way you would be able to crack them before dirk got to you. Eventually, you had the smart idea to knock down one of the shelving units onto him. You heard at least one of his bones snap from the weight of the impact. You assumed that he'd be able to just push the unit off of himself, since he definitely would have been strong enough to.

It's only once he told you that you can stop running that you looked back and saw him still pinned on his back under the shelves. His voice was pained and tight from the way the shelves were compressing his chest. You realized that the blood loss must have made him a little too weak to actually push it off. He told you that he would tell you the codes to the front door if you would get his sharpest katana and finish him off instead of leaving him to bleed out on the floor.

You must have hesitated too much, because Dirk's gaze softened under his shades as he explained how he just doesn't want you to sit in his apartment with his dead body for as long as it takes for you to figure out the codes. You ended up agreeing, since honestly there was no downside to it when he explained it like that.

He started rattling off the codes, surprisingly lucid despite the pool of blood growing beneath him. You punched them all in, and every single one of them was right on the first try. You cracked the door open, making sure there wasn't anything that would make you unable to escape after killing him. You considered walking out, leaving dirk to bleed out slowly and painfully for what he's done to you. Honestly though, the lack of freedom is the only thing that came to mind. He hadn't been torturing you or anything, and honestly you didn't want this to weigh on your conscience for the rest of your life.

You went back into the apartment and found the sword he had described. According to him it was the sharpest one he had, which should make it easy for you to kill him in one blow. His shoulders, neck, and head were the only things sticking out from under the shelving unit, so you figure that aiming for his neck would be the fastest way to take him out. He asked you to make it quick, but ultimately looked apathetic, as though he had done this a thousand times before.

His stillness disturbed you, and you swung down as hard as you could on his neck. It made a gross sound, the slicing of skin, muscle, fat, cartilage, and bone. You weren't sure if you fully cut his head off or not, but you could see the light draining from his eyes and considered that to be close enough to a clean kill.

There was no way he could have survived a blow like that. You had cleanly severed his wind pipe, and likely severed his spinal cord too. You weren't sticking around to poke at the body and figure out what you had hit though; you ran out the door as soon as you were certain he would die from his injuries in the next minute or less.

So 3 days after you killed him, when you felt a hand clamp down roughly over your mouth and an arm snake around your waist, you assumed that you were going to be robbed, raped, murdered, or all three. You couldn't suppress the flicker in the back of your mind telling you that Dirk would have protected you from this. Still, you struggle against the arms. It wasn't until the person spoke in an all too familiar voice that you froze.

"Hey, hey. Calm down. I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm not mad."

You're caught entirely off guard, and stop fighting just long enough for Dirk to drag you back onto his hoverboard with him. You feel him pulling you flush against him as you two fly off, and you're still so shaken up you can't even cry. You don't even struggle in his arms. You don't even bother to look down and pay attention to if he's taking you straight back to his apartment or if he's taking you elsewhere.

You just stare straight ahead, eyes wide with fear and breathing erratic. You feel him brushing his face against your neck; not pushy, just present. You feel his thumb trace circles that you assume are meant to be comforting into your side, but it doesn't do anything to ground you.

You know you killed him. You watched the light leave his eyes. No one could survive as much blood loss as Dirk had experienced. So why was he behind you, holding you firmly but lovingly and forgivingly, as though you had never raised a hand against him?

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Ok ok guys ignore the fact that it's already the holiday technically. I want to do a special or two for it so vote in one character from each list, clarifying which list you're choosing them for (or both lists) through comments, reblogs, or asks. I'll write a holiday special for at least one of the winning characters.

List 1:

Aradia Megido

John Egbert

Dave Strider

Roxy Lalonde

Dirk Strider

Jake English

List 2:

John Egbert

Jade Harley

Dirk Strider

Karkat Vantas

Gamzee Makara

Cronus Ampora

Alpha Dave Strider

Dualscar

[yanyan-stuck]

Hello! Do you do matchup commissions and do they cost the same as the normal commission? :)

I do do them! The cost is a little different; it's a $15 base price rather than a $10 base price. The rate per word is the same though

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N, P, T, Z, C, H, G for Alpha Dave? after that last request I want to know more about him as a yandere...

I've got good news for the alpha Dave fans in the audience today: I've got the world's most self indulgent kidnapping one shot in the works for him. I haven't had much time to work on it but I've currently got like 700 words drafted.

C, G, H, N, P, T, and Z for Alpha Dave

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

He tries to treat you nicely. Or rather, he sees it as him treating you nicely. He'll force affection on you, he'll keep you locked down and trapped with him, but he wouldn't make fun of you for it. He knows that any mocking or insulting he could do would just push you away even more, and that's the last thing he wants. He understands that it's his fault that you're here; he understands that, if given the choice, you would leave him in an instant. That doesn't do anything but make him hold you tighter though.

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

This isn't really a game to him. He's willing to entertain your escape attempts, to not lock you down immediately when you fight against him, but if you actually get out of his arms he would get you back as soon as possible. He hates the fact that you feel the need to escape. The only part that he might treat as a bit of a game is getting to win you over. It's just because he's used to people practically falling all over him, so the effort of getting you to love him is a little bit fun, though he does genuinely wish it could have happened in a non-captive scenario. He isn't cruel with it though, even if he sees it as a bit of a game. He's devoted. It's like he's trying to do everything in his power to get you to fall for him.

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

Probably the night that he kidnaps you. It's the only time that he might be rough with you and try to make you afraid. The night as a whole would be confusing and terrifying, and by the time he bothers to explain what happened the fear is already rooted deep into your soul. You'll probably be entirely convinced that he just moved you into a second location to kill you, or to hurt you beyond repair. He'd be frustratingly patient though, which would only throw you off more after how cruelly he had acted during the abduction. You would be tied down as soon as he gets you into his house, because he doesn't expect you to just lay there and take it. The most he would do to indicate any amount of negative feelings towards you is to rub his temple like he has a headache as you beg and plead for him not to kill you. He'll let you get it all out before he reassures you that that's not what he wants, he'll let you struggle and cry until you wear yourself out because he knows your too panicked to actually let what he says settle in. It's alright to him though; that just means he'll need to keep showing you how much he loves you and how little he wants to hurt you until this fear fades away.

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

He wouldn't punish you, exactly. He would view punishments as counterproductive and would feel that they make him seem like a worse captor than he should be, a worse lover than he should be. The closest he would get to punishing you is just restraining you more so that you can't fight, or sedating you so that you can't fight. In theory he would prefer to condition the misbehavior out of you positively by giving you more privileges and gifts, but in practice he can't stomach withholding those things from you unless you've attempted to use them to escape.

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

Before kidnapping you, he is remarkably patient. He's really good at keeping himself busy with his work, so it could be years until he kidnaps you, unless there's some external factor at play. Even if you had a partner or spouse, that wouldn't change how long he would wait to kidnap you. If there was a change in relationship status though, like you getting a partner that you didn't have when he first started watching you or if he were to notice one day that you were wearing an engagement ring, he would end up taking that person out. He does it himself, because he wants to make sure it's done right. It's nothing flashy, but he'll definitely enjoy getting to cut out that bit of competition.

Once you're kidnapped, he's still very patient, but he's patient in that he'll let you struggle without really telling you to stop. He understands that you're scared. He gets it. He doesn't want you to be scared, but honestly he'd be more shocked if you weren't fighting. He'll still force affection on you, still hold you close to him, still make you sit on his lap any time that he's able to work from home, but so long as you aren't hurting him too badly or getting close to escaping, he'll let you struggle in his arms, he'll let you hit him, he'll let you call him all sorts of names. He'll still love you through it, still stay careful with you. If your struggling gets to be too much, enough that he can't focus on his work, enough that you might injure him enough that he can't brush it off, enough that he has even one moment where he thinks you might actually get away, he'll just sedate you and keep cuddling.

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

He'd feel bad. It's not unexpected, but that doesn't mean it doesn't sting when you flinch away from him and look at him with tears and fear in your eyes like you expect him to just end your life instead of giving you everything you could ever need or want in life. It doesn't mean it doesn't break his heart to see you struggle against him and break down over the life you lost. He'd try to stay level throughout it, to calm you down with soothing touches. He wouldn't let you isolate yourself though. If you started fully ignoring him, that's one of the only times where he'd push things beyond just hugs and clinging onto you and kissing the top of your head. Of course, he wouldn't force himself on you outright. He can see how counterproductive that would be if isolation was the issue at hand. That doesn't mean he wouldn't start kissing you more intimately, holding you with a little more intent than his usual desperation.

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

He doesn't want to. Really, that's the very last thing he wants. If you ever seem to retreat into yourself fully like you're broken, he would try anything that comes to mind to get you back. He'd pull back from you a little, try to give you some space to yourself to see if that fixes it. He might try to pull some strings to get access to any psychological journals and case studies he could on mental recovery of kidnapping victims. He's entirely willing to put in the work to get you back to how you were before, but he's not willing to let go of you even if you do nothing but zone out to the point of being nothing more than a husk while laying flat on his bed. To him, having you but broken is still better than not having you at all.

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hi 🗣🔥‼️ i was wondering if you can do some scenarios or headcanons for yandere alpha dave. he's all i think about 😋

Real.

Yandere Alpha Dave Headcanons

-Alpha Dave would be a protective and obsessive yandere. He'd keep a facade up though. If you ever saw him in public he would look at you just like he would look at anyone else.

-In all honesty though, he's dangerous and you should feel glad that he genuinely cares for you and wants to keep you safe and happy. He has so many resources at his disposal; he could make your life a living hell at every turn if he felt even the slightest bit of sadistic intent towards you.

-He would want to stalk you more than he actually does. He wishes he had the kind of time that would let him watch you every day, that would let him see every place you visit, every person you talk to, every facial expression you make throughout the day. He would use any sort of vacation from work to stalk you. You might find it interesting that he hangs around your city when he's not in Hollywood, but it wouldn't be enough to raise suspicion.

-Any public statement on it would just be some random thing about the area that would not matter in the slightest when deciding on a place to visit. He would cite things like saying the wildlife there is respectable, or that he can make some obscure shape by connecting cities and your city happens to be the approximate center of that figure. It's total bullshit, and he never bothers to think of an actual excuse.

-You would receive some "ad" email for his movies. He would make sure that it looked like it was sent out en masse, but really you're the only one who would receive it. It would claim to be a download of some bonus, behind the scenes content for his upcoming film, free of charge for whichever 1,000 email addresses were randomly chosen.

-If you click the link, your webcam light would turn on briefly before flickering out and the site would ask for your card info for a supposedly free download which would definitely raise some red flags. However, everything about his film and business practices would, and the link does go to a part of the official website. You'd probably be able to brush off all this stuff as weird quirks of his business, just as he had intended.

-If you keep going and do end up putting your card info in, it wouldn't lead to any sort of film download at all. It would only lead to a page with some random sketches and story boards of various scenes that have been in his movies.

-When you check your bank account, you'll see that some amount of money has been deposited into your account. It wouldn't be any truly exorbitant amount like he would want to give you if he didn't need to worry about making you suspicious. He knows he couldn't get away with that sort of transaction. Instead it's fairly small, considering his wealth. Maybe 500 dollars or so. Enough to make a solid difference for you, but not enough to actually mean anything for his bank account.

-He would kidnap you without ever actually approaching you before that day. He wouldn't hurt you much at all, but it would definitely scare you. He wouldn't bother trying to calm you down until you're in a spot that's more private.

-He would be in a "disguise" when he kidnaps you, aka he wouldn't have his shades on, wouldn't have his hair styled at all, and he'd be wearing some random sweatpants and a hoodie. He would try to alter the way he holds his face as well, so that just in case someone sees him they wouldn't suspect that it is the Dave Strider at all.

-His go to method would be to drug you, but if that's not very feasible with the conditions he might be willing to threaten you, both verbally and physically. They aren't genuine threats, and he'd feel like shit the whole time, but it's just enough to get you to stay quiet long enough for him to get you into his car and get on the road without alerting too much suspicion.

-If he had to threaten you into complacency, once he gets you into his car he would change, apologizing to you genuinely, regardless of if you believe him at all or not. He would do as much as he could to assure you that you're safe, that he's not going to actually hurt you. Even if you doubt everything he says and refuse to listen to him or calm down.

-He would kind of forget to introduce himself at first, so it would be a shock to you when he takes you into a full penthouse rather than some shitty apartment on the bad side of town like you had honestly expected off of how he was dressed and how aggressively he was acting towards you.

-Once he gets you back home with him, he'd be very clingy and affectionate, even though he'd try not to seem desperate with it. It would be a lot of him just holding you against his chest while he tries to relax. If you fight against him too much when he wants to relax, he might sedate you. Ultimately he doesn't want to though, so he would tolerate you complaining and insulting him and even trying to squirm away, so long as you don't get too close to escaping.

-He sees sedation as something that would make you lose time that you could get be getting accustomed to his presence. Additionally, he doesn't like how limp you go against him, he'd rather you hold some of your personality, even if you're using that to insult him and shift away from him.

-As much as he wants to take you out for public appearances, to let the world see you cling to his arm at parties (even if you have to be lightly drugged to be willing to hang on to him like that), he's too worried about someone hurting you while you're out of his penthouse to actually let you come with him.

-Overall though, your situation would be comfortable enough that if you can convince yourself to even just tolerate him, you'll be more well cared for there than you would have been in your old life. He wouldn't let you communicate with anyone from back then though, too afraid that you would expose him and find a way to get out.

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F, W, and X for dirk?

X was answered here

F and W for Dirk

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

He would feel so guilty about it. He'd definitely let you yell at him, nodding along with every insult you hurl at him. He would even let you hit him, if he thought it would make you feel better and wouldn't give you an opportunity to escape. He would try to have a serious conversation about what you want and need, but given that you're practically in hysterics trying to fight against him, it wouldn't actually get anywhere. His default would be to just give you space until you were calmer. To watch you through cameras rather than staying in the same room as you. To only enter your room to get you your food and water and take care of you. If you were actively trying to escape and he could see that through his cameras, he would come back into the room. He'd be confident in how well restrained you are, so he wouldn't even bother trying to stop you, wouldn't tell you to knock it off. He's just sticking around so he can react faster on the off chance that you do manage to get out of the ropes.

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

Fuck, he hopes not. It's a constant worry on his mind that you'll do something that will push him beyond his self control. He'd be lying if he tried to say he never considered hurting you, just enough to keep you compliant and with him. He thinks about it a lot, the exact force he would need to exert in any circumstance, just enough to keep you with him with as little collateral damage as possible. He tells himself those are just intrusive thoughts, and that he would be able to be patient towards you forever. He knows that he would be more than capable of it, and that scares him just as much as the thought of any cons it would have relating to your relationship with him. He'll avoid you more if he thinks it's a risk. Ultimately, he's very careful about it which is something both of you are lucky for. If you do push too hard, if you get too close to escaping when he's in one of those moods, he would hurt you as a last resort. He wouldn't even hesitate. He would feel guilty about it of course, but he would still feel that it was the only option for him.

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N, X, R, and Y for Dirk or Hal?

N for Dirk can be found here

R, X, and Y for Dirk

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

He definitely feels guilty. Sometimes he can't even look at you, tied down in his room, without feeling like the guilt is swallowing him whole. He would never fully let you go, but at the very least he might physically free you. It wouldn't be much better of a situation, in fact it may even feel worse once he lets go of you since you'll know for a fact that he's got your whole house bugged and rigged with cameras that he would simply replace if you were to remove them. You'll never be able to actually relax and feel like you're away from him, even if he never directly talks to you again.

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

He doesn't quite worship you. It's something close, but it's more just him trying to get forgiveness for the things he's done to you. He might have the constant temptation to beg you for forgiveness, but the chances of him actually acting on that are fairly slim. He would go very far in an attempt to get you to accept him though, and that's where the majority of his worship-adjacent traits come in. He doesn't expect you to love him, not truly. He still tries though. He still spends large amounts of time and energy thinking of ways to make you feel like you belong with him, ways to show you just how much more he cares about you than everyone else. Whenever he gives you gifts that are so carefully curated and tailored to your interests that you have difficulty telling yourself that being stuck with Dirk is all bad, Dirk's only hope is for your acceptance. He would still strive to make you love him, to be entirely indispensable to you and your life even beyond the kidnapping, but it wouldn't eat him alive as much as the worry of you never accepting him does.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

Honestly, he could pine after you for years. He would be able to hold his patience so long as you don't push him away. He's alright with just watching you and obsessing over you in private, even if he would always yearn to be closer. However, if you start pulling away from him he would snap fast and hard.

N, R, X, and Y for Hal

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

He doesn't like to ever punish you, but if you push him too far he'll usually go for threats before anything physical. He'll try to threaten anything that he thinks would dissuade you from acting out again in the future. He knows that he's in the wrong for what he's doing to you, so he's not really often trying to make you feel guilty about acting out. As long as you're too afraid to do it again, that's enough for Hal. The only time he would get physical as a punishment is if you push him way too far or manage to genuinely annoy him, or if you start to not react to his threats. No matter what it is, he would restrain himself and not punish you with his full force, even if he threatens to do it sometime.

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

No. He never feels guilty about what he's done. He can fully recognize that what he did was immoral and by all standards completely abhorrent, but that wouldn't make him give up. In his mind, everything he's done is entirely rational in that it's the most reliable way to get you to fall in love with him, and as such the best path to take. The ends entirely justify the means, so why would he flake out of a plan that's already in motion and guaranteed to work?

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

He doesn't revere or worship his darling in the slightest. Though he feels for them the closest thing to love that he could, he wouldn't put himself below them unless it was part of a strategy to break them down. He's less likely to focus on getting you to actually love him back; he'd be entirely willing to settle for Stockholm Syndrome. He would even aim for that, since it's a more attainable goal and can be (comparatively) easily manipulated. He does still want to be loved back, but he doesn't care if it's genuine or just a trauma response.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

If needed, he could pine for years; he would most certainly have the patience for it. However, he doesn't have much guilt at all anchoring him into inaction and indecision. Because of this, he would "snap" almost as soon as he realizes his obsession. It's not quite a snap in the standard meaning of the word so much as it is him making, with complete finality, the decision that you're going to be his forever. He's still strategic about it though, not quite rushing into anything that might backfire on him.

[yanyan-stuck]

♡ Yandere Alphabet ♡

Remastered with permission from the creator. Original alphabet found here.

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

[yanyan-stuck]

Hey guys, on account of today being 4/13 I'm going to reblog the yandere alphabet post again. No upper limit on the number of characters or letters you may request in one ask. I'm hoping to finish as many requests as possible tonight, and have a couple of personal ideas as well, just in case my inbox is empty. As such, feel free to flood my inbox with anything you've been thinking about; no time like the present to make requests, alphabet posts or otherwise. I will say additionally that my mind has been stuck on all of the Striders, so I'll likely finish requests about them first due to the fact that I've been thinking about them plenty as of late.

Additionally, I'd like to make a small announcement. I have a tentative plan to write a full length (or at least longer than a one shot) homestuck fanfiction. It's going to be yandere!Hal x Reader. I don't have as much of it prepared as I had wanted to at this point so I don't have much to show for it, but I just wanted to let you know that it's in the works. I'll post it by the chapter on Archive of Our Own, and possibly here on tumblr as well, depending on how easy it is to format on this site.

[yanyan-stuck]

Hiii, matchup anon here, I wanted to check if it was possible for me to commission you for the matchup but saw that both Cash App and Venmo are region locked for me and I don't have a VPN.

I wanted to ask if it is possible to find another method of payment, I personally have PayPal if this doesn't work I can try and find my old Buy me a coffee account.

I can't get PayPal because it registers my phone number as a VOIP number. I just made a Buy Me a Coffee account, it's under the same username as my others, "yandrren"

[yanyan-stuck]

Hi I just wanted to ask if there is a word count limit for requesting a matchup because I'm worried that I would write waaayyy too much if I send one

The only word count limit there would be is if Tumblr has a technical limit for an ask. Go wild, man. Lay it on me

[yanyan-stuck]

Yandere Matchup Commission of the Three Other Quadrants for: @certainwitchpoetry

Kismesissitude: Sollux

-He would start to catch pitch feelings for you due to annoyance with you being silly, but he would still admire the way you're able to socialize better than him.

-His pitch "affection" would come in waves. It would switch frequently between pure violence, and pure loving acts, rather than being the intense blend of a standard kismesissitude.

-He would be a fairly physically violent kismesis when he's swinging particularly far into hatred. He would somewhat liberally use his psionics on you when he is actively fighting you; you would often come out of them more injured than he would.

-When he comes back around, he'll try to fix some of the excessive damage but sometimes there's not much he can do. Even if he can fix everything, it still won't be pleasant; he'd be insulting you the whole time for not being able to fight back enough, even if you have zero interest in fighting and just want him to leave you alone.

-When he's in a more loving mood, he's smotheringly affectionate. If you try to get away from him, you'll risk sending him into another violent swing so it would be in your best interest to just sit still and not fight back too hard.

-He wouldn't kidnap you unless someone else hurt you or made some kind of pitch move on you. If he kidnapped you, he would leave you untied in his hivestem, and use any escape attempt as justification for hurting you more than he truly should hurt his kismesis.

Moirallegience: Jade Harley

-She'll always be the first one to laugh at any silly things you do and say. When she's around, you'll never be able to think that you aren't funny and liked. She loves to see the things you're able to take joy in, and wants you to stay that way.

-If you come off as sensitive on a subject, Jade would defend you to the ends of the Earth. If you were coming across as sensitive while in conversation with someone else, Jade would jump to defend you, even if it were something illogical. She just wants the opportunity to defend your feelings. You trust her judgement on that, don't you?

-She would have difficulty attempting to help with any negative aspects of your personality and actions. She always defends what you do, even when doing so is a poor idea and would not help you. She tends to focus on immediate help, rather than long term changes in a positive direction.

-Though it is not frequent, she would sometimes come to you with any grievances she has with her friends, and expect you to comfort her or fix it. She would get a bit frustrated with you if you couldn't or refused to, even though you didn't do anything to indicate that you would ever want to do that.

-Generally though, she would enjoy telling you about everything that's been happening between her and her friends, and she would expect you to do the same. She wants to know everything about you; she wants to make sure that there's nothing in your life that she needs to help with.

Auspisticism: Eridan and Vriska

-They would generally want to choose you because of your general sociability, as well as your love of the outdoors. After all, most of their fights take place there, so they need to make sure you wouldn't enjoy being cooped up inside and alone more than outside helping them out.

-Eridan would be much more clear about his intentions than Vriska would be in this situation. As in, he'll be the one to explicitly ask you auspisticize. Vriska would just continuously pick fights with Eridan in your vicinity, threatening grave harm to him and occasionally to you until you need to step in.

-If you comply, they'll act more nicely to each other as they do generally want you to feel that you're fulfilling your role as the peacemaker. Of course, sometimes they'll want to make sure that you're still on board, and that means they need to stir up some trouble for you to solve.

-Even if you weren't on board with the relationship arrangement they had in mind, they wouldn't kidnap you. They would just continuously bring their fights to where you are, breaking down your psyche time after time as you're forced to watch them hurt each other and destroy the things around them in order to force you to step in.

-If either of them thinks that your ashen affections may be going to some other pair of trolls, they'll be certain to kick their violence up a notch, so that they're always the most pressing matter in your mind.

-In general, if Eridan and Vriska are going to take the violence outside of their relationship, it's likely because they believe you aren't fulfilling your duties as an auspistice. Eridan is more likely to hurt innocent bystanders than Vriska is, with the intention of forcing you to intervene and stop him.

-Vriska would be slightly more likely than Eridan to turn the violence on you. She wouldn't do too much damage, but it would be enough that you feel the need to try to calm her down and likely favor her in any negotiations you make. She'll make it hard to care about the strangers at Eridan's mercy more than you care about yourself.

-Of course, Eridan would despise this, thinking that Vriska is cheating the system in some way. And of course, it'll fall on you to comfort him while also trying to find some agreement that keeps you alive, even though you know you'll never be able to lead a safe or peaceful life with the two of them.

[yanyan-stuck]

hi!! can i please request a matchup for bnha, slasher, & marvel matchup? i’m bisexual & use she/her pronouns!

for my personality, id say im pretty bubbly and excitable. i’m an isfj & cancer, & i try to look on the bright side and try to listen to/help when they’re sad. im very affectionate with the people im close to, and i tend to cling onto my friends arms and hug them a lot. i love anything soft or cute, especially animals!! im kinda scared of bugs though, but i still always try to take them outside. i get distracted pretty easily, and have a hard time dealing with change. i tend to be a bit bossy and unreasonable when it comes to something i’m interested in. plus i get really moody and irrational sometimes when it comes to something i want (im very stubborn lol). i also really like going for walks, shopping, yoga, gardening, baking (even though i’m dreadfully awful at it), and reading. i try to see the best in everything & everyone, though i can’t really tolerate it if somebody is overly cruel or rude to the people i care about. i have a very “do no harm, take no shit” mentality :)

for my appearance, im 5’1 & have fairly long light brown hair. my eyes are hazel, im fairly pale with a few freckles sitting across my face, & my cheeks are perpetually rosy andjfjjek. my style ranges from pretty soft and girly to a wannabe skater boy (i love the style but alas, it does not love me </3). i really like dressing up even if i’m not going anywhere. i also really like to do makeup, both on myself and others. also since i’m on the shorter side, i like to wear platform shoes since being tall makes me feel cool!

please and thank you!!! (if these are closed just disregard this, sorry!!)

BNHA: Mina Ashido

-Shes would be an obsessive yandere. She would want to know everything about you, and engage in all of your hobbies with you. She wants to make herself a part of everything you do.

-I think Mina would fall in love with you because of how upbeat and cheerful you both can be. She wouldn't want to kidnap you and risk you losing that spark, but if her hand was forced by you not liking her, she would.

-She would try to approach you somewhat naturally at first, though she might come off a little strong trying to flirt with you. If you would fall in love with her, that would be the ideal and you likely would never learn about her more obsessive traits.

-She would love to be with someone who's affectionate with her, and if you were scared after she kidnaps you she wouldn't be afraid of forcing it out of you until you're comfortable with her.

-Even after she kidnaps you, she would want you to interact with your hobbies if you've been behaving well. She would love going on shopping sprees and letting you do her makeup. If you haven't been behaving well enough for her though, you'll be staying with her at her house and not doing much of anything but cuddling with her or waiting for her to get back from her job.

Slashers: Stu Macher

-Stu would be a possessive yandere. As such he would unfortunately limit some of your hobbies to keep you inside with him and away from everyone else.

-Honestly, the thought of courting you normally would likely not really occur to him. He would want to have you entirely, he wouldn't even be satisfied with just a normal relationship.

-He would love how affectionate you are if you ever showed him that side while in captivity. If he had seen you be clingy with others before taking you captive, he might try to scare you with a movie or something a little more real so that you'll cling to him, even if it's only in fear.

-He would be a little mocking of you and your situation, and he would only think it's cute when you try to tell him off or get mad at him. He would overall think that your sense of righteousness is cute, but in a demeaning way.

-If you were to try to rebel against him, he would punish you both physically and by insulting you. This would apply even if it was over something small like your stubbornness.

Marvel: Captain America

-He would initially be drawn to the way you stand up for your friends while still being trusting. He would be a protective yandere, not wanting you to be affected by others who could hurt you.

-He would also appreciate any affection and clinginess you'll give him. He isn't willing to scare you into it though, or even force it on you too much.

-He'd rather be patient with you and let you adjust on your own time once you're safe with him. He'll let you keep all of your hobbies as well; he wouldn't see any of them as a threat to your well being or captivity.

-He likely wouldn't engage in them with you, but he would almost always be in the room with you while you do, just to keep an eye on you. If it's one of your outdoor hobbies, he'll go with you, and he'll definitely stay a lot closer than he would if you were in his house.

-If you were giving him attitude about anything he would likely ignore it. He's keeping you here for your safety, and what he says goes. He won't care about your stubbornness, he can be just as stubborn about what he wants.

[yanyan-stuck]

hey hey! could i get a (romantic) homestuck matchup? my name’s solar, i use she/her pronouns, and i’m an enfp 4w5 !!! ^_^

i looove to yap, i’m a huge talker and i will nottt shut up if i’m involved in the conversation,,, however i do like listening to others as well because i’m nosy and i wanna know everything 😋! i love to be sarcastic/poke fun at my friends but i really do care for & love every bond that i have,, i think i can be too silly & sometimes come off as a bit sensitive but i really just want people 2 think i’m funny & like me.

i love the outdoors & i can’t stand being inside/sitting for too long!!! umm, my main hobbies consist of the artsy stuff, like writing or reading or making music or… yeah!! i’m big into movies & love comedies and romsad specially, i’m kind of a film & music nerd ;; i love collecting things from pocket knives to rubber ducks. i’m big into interior design and i looove decorating/organizing things and making them look pretty! honestly i like a little bit of everything. i’m always open to try new things but these are just my fav :]

i don’t care for the species, but i prefer men! thanks soooo much! >_<

Jake English

-I think he would attempt to use any shared hobbies or interests you have as a way to "prove" that you're meant for him in his own mind. Even interests that only tangentially relate to his would make him feel like you're soulmates and lock in your bond to him.

-He would love your desire to be in the outdoors, though he would always need to come with you and show you how charming he can be in how well he could protect you from any threats out there.

-I could see him wanting to have long movie nights with you, and I think moments like that are the only unreasonable time where he would try to force you to stay inside even if you didn't want to.

-He'd be interested in your collections and would let you keep them, even the dangerous ones like pocket knives so long as you don't attempt to hurt him with them. After all, his island is dangerous, so it's good for you to have something to protect yourself with, just in case he can't save you in time.

-I think he'd see your collections as extensions of his belongings. As in, he would see you continuing to collect objects as being at least partially a gift from you to him.

-He would definitely bring you things that he thinks you would enjoy though, even if they don't strictly fit into your collections. Maybe you'll make new collections from it, maybe you'll just expand the criteria of your collections in order to shimmy his gifts to fit in.

[yanyan-stuck]

hi! just wondering what matchups you currently have? wanting to see if mine went through, did you get one for homestuck with the name “cain”?

I only have two in the queue. Only one of them is for Homestuck and it's under a different name, so I don't think yours went through, unfortunately.