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LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

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I don't know. I just don't know

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i hauve a cold

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at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.

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We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like

Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.

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figuring out how to get rid of screen addiction is like trying to figure out how to stop a nicotine addiction while also having a job centered around smoking cigarettes and having half your social life be in smoke breaks

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sorry i'm being an absent friend i'm being an absent self too

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I want to tell a story to the artists and would-be artists out there.

When I was 19, I made a large oil painting of the nerd I would eventually marry. I poured all my attention and care into this painting. It's the only art I have from back then that still holds up as a work I'm proud of today.

I entered it into a judged show at the local art center. It got an honorable mention. I went to see the show with my beloved model. One of the judges came up to talk to me, and highlighted that all the judges really liked the painting. It would have placed, except, you see, the feet were incorrect. They were too wide and short, and if I just studied a bit more anatomy-

I called over my future wife, and asked her to take off her shoe. Being already very used to humoring me, she did. The judge looked at her very short, very wide little foot. Exactly as I'd lovingly rendered it. I would never edit her appearance in any way.

The judge looked me in the eye, and to his credit, he really looked like he meant it when he said "Oh I'm so sorry."

Anyways the moral of the story is that all of those anatomy books that teach you proportions are either showing you averages, or a very specific idea of an idealized body. Actual bodies are much more varied than that.

So don't forget to draw from observation, and remember that humans aren't mass produced mannequins. Delight in our variation. Because it's supposed to be there.

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DEAR ARTISTS, PLEASE READ THIS POST I STUMBLED ACROSS

IF YOU ARE NOT DOING THIS ALREADY, YOU SHOULD TRY IT

I even tested it out myself, it works great

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The Substance (2024) // Shrek (2001) & Shrek 2 (2004)

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The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend for @numericturtle!! (yaoibrainworms on Twitter!)🦋🧡 Based on the scene when they first hooked up in the monarch mobile >:)

People have been telling me to watch Venture Bros for years, and this commission is what pushed me to watch some episodes. I really like it so far! And these two are so silly and adorable djskfhssfkjdg

A lot of problem solving went into this one, and it was very gratifying to spend time figuring it all out. Thanks a million to the commissioner! I'm looking forward to watching more of this show :D

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reblog to share a plate of delicious waffles with your followers :D

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Your local mountain cryptid is here to remind you that chances are the bad vibes you feel are a result of your dirty surroundings. When wasnthe last time you cleaned your home? I mean really cleaned it? Open the windows. Clean underneath your furniture. Scrub those baseboards damnit.

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tbh simons hand gonna be even tinier

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I must take a poopoo in the terlet

Skibidi 🙏

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I still have to watch Dungeon Meshi