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Baturalp İlkay Gülten - Kulaksız (Altıntı)
Baturalp İlkay Gülten - Kulaksız (Öykü)
Merhaba,
Uzun zamandır paylaşım yapmadığımızı fark ettim ve yeni kitabımdaki bir öyküden küçük bir bölümü paylaşmak istedim. İyi okumalar.
Vakit ilerledikçe yeni insanlarla dolmuştu bar, hiç boş masa kalmamıştı. Yeni gelen insanlar bar çalışanlarına yer olup olmadığını soruyor, olumsuz yanıt alınca inançsız bir şekilde hızlıca mekâna göz gezdiriyor, ardından dışarı çıkmak zorunda kalıyorlardı.…
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Deneme Yazı
Gecenin en karanlık noktasında alarm çalmaya başladı. Bu karanlıkta sabah oluyordu artık. İki senedir saatler geri alınmıyor ve okula, işe gidecekler aslında bu kör karanlıkta uyanıyorlardı sanki sabah olmuş gibi. Herkes birbirini mi kandırıyordu yoksa gerçekten sabah oluyor muydu bilinmez. İşte bu sebepten, Melike telefonunun en rahatsız edici melodisini ayarladığı alarmın sesiyle uyandı ama…
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21 Important Life Lessons You Can Learn From Sheeps! We mean it!
21 Important Life Lessons You Can Learn From Sheeps! We mean it!
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Et Harum Qidem Rerum
Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam.…
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Listen To “The Piano Guys” Take You Through 50 Years Of Batman
Listen To “The Piano Guys” Take You Through 50 Years Of Batman
What?! The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I’m trying not to, kid.
Jedi Academy
Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone.…
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These Pixelated Portraits Are Created Using Something Unexpected, But Genius.
These Pixelated Portraits Are Created Using Something Unexpected, But Genius.
A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours.
The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show
D’oh. What’s the point of…
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These Incredible Portraits Weren't Captured With A Camera, But With A Pencil.
These Incredible Portraits Weren’t Captured With A Camera, But With A Pencil.
It’s only a model. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. He hasn’t got shit all over him. Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
What… is your quest?
The Knights Who Say Ni…
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These Beauty Ingredients From The Past Could Actually Kill You. This Was Okay?
These Beauty Ingredients From The Past Could Actually Kill You. This Was Okay?
Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs? Tell them I hate them. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock.
The Honking
Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Actually, that’s…
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11 Reasons Why You Should Start Losing Weight Right Now. Like, Right Now.
11 Reasons Why You Should Start Losing Weight Right Now. Like, Right Now.
Keep your mind limber. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. This man is a knight in shining armor. Keep your mind limber. You all right, Dexter?
Born Free
Watching ice melt. This is fun. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you…
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Here Are Some Cats Who Prove Why They Aren't Considered Man's Best Friend.
Here Are Some Cats Who Prove Why They Aren’t Considered Man’s Best Friend.
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?!…
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27 Truly Terrifying Tattoos That Will Haunt
27 Truly Terrifying Tattoos That Will Haunt
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What This Man Did For The Woman He Loves Makes Everyone Else Look Bad.
What This Man Did For The Woman He Loves Makes Everyone Else Look Bad.
What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Michael! Marry me. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.
Afternoon delight
Steve Holt!…
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Get Ready For Halloween With These Couple Costumes That Actually Rock.
Get Ready For Halloween With These Couple Costumes That Actually Rock.
I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Don’t underestimate the Force. You don’t believe in the Force, do you?
The Force Unleashed
In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide. Partially, but it also…
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What One Hiker Found In The Mountains of Tennessee Is Beyond Incredible.
What One Hiker Found In The Mountains of Tennessee Is Beyond Incredible.
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. That’s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them.
Natural Born Kissers
A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a…
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18 Animals With Ridiculously Misleading Names. Where Did They Come Up With These?
18 Animals With Ridiculously Misleading Names. Where Did They Come Up With These?
Well, how’d you become king, then? Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! I dunno. Must be a king. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!
What… is your quest?
Burn her anyway! Now, look here, my good man. What do you mean?
Camelot!
Burn her!
We want a shrubbery!!
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!
I’m not dead!
Why? Found them? In Mercia?! The…
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This Culture Mourns Their Lost Loved Ones With A Unique Burial Process.
This Culture Mourns Their Lost Loved Ones With A Unique Burial Process.
OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.
The Cyber House Rules
Ummm…to eBay? Hey,…
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8 Heartbreaking Pictures That Will Make You Appreciate Life
8 Heartbreaking Pictures That Will Make You Appreciate Life
Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. He taught me a code. To survive. You’re a killer. I catch killers. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.
Road Kill
God created pudding, and then he rested. You all right, Dexter? I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! I’m…
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This Is The Damage A Presidential Term Or Two Can Do. Look At Those Wrinkles!
This Is The Damage A Presidential Term Or Two Can Do. Look At Those Wrinkles!
Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
Army of Ghosts
You’ve swallowed a planet! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Father…
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