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The Ballet
My favorite piece so far, it's only about five inches tall but it took me a very long time
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feeling like this rn
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if you see me on the adansey grind MIND YOUR BUSINESS I should not be reaching the 2021 era after scrolling past four fics get so real with me PYNCH IS PUTTING YOU ALL UNDER SPELLS!!!!! SPELLS!!!
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googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly
#yeah I’ve turned off spell check on google docs#I had to uninstall grammarly on my work computer bc it was installed there before I had it and it kept fucking with everything#and trying to give me AI summaries of like. all the numbers I type bc I’m mostly typing numbers#the only spelling thing I keep on is autocorrect on my phone because it still seems to work well enough#but if that starts getting weird too I’m turning it off#I know how to spell and use proper grammar so these are just tools of convenience so the moment they stop being convenient they’re gone
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gansey and Adam should kiss
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Simply put
If a fabric is not breathable
It is not worth your time
All of my fabrics are breathable
Not to mention quick to dry
And people wonder why I enjoy spending time at sea so often
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Ok, loves, so we've all got the message that joking about suicide is bad for your mental health. Now we need to get on "joking that the planet/all of humanity has no future" is bad for societal health/encouraging resistance to bad shit."
#this is reassuring to read#I already knew it but I get so in my head sometimes freaking out about this#and it makes me feel so hopeless#but not all is lost!!!
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we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank
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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain
#my roommate and I do this to each other constantly#and it’s really funny#thank GOD we both get it so we don’t have to explain
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art prompt: draw a creature/animal that fits the name Scrimpering Whimperlet
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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this
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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy
#my stepdad tried doing this to me and then was surprised and mad when I said I wanted to be a boy#brother what the fuck did you think would happen!!!
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gap in my résumé cause i was just snuggled up so cozy
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