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people don’t talk about kissmessitude anymore. because of woke

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Stars in full bloom.

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10/10 dad joke

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my Point got some Power, im tryna Slide in after she Transitions

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drake?

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me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

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why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

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04.05.25

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what did dads even do before wd-40

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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

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ricky, do u have the old age wisdom?

hmm. maybe not every crinkly bag is treats

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Ive hired 2,000 finches to eat your freshly sown lawn seed

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thinking about my dog and how he makes sure i get my daily mental health outings