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#🚪 a yes, the door

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

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the universe hates me

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yeet

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I saw them today, it was complete CHAOS

I can almost feel

my friends chaos inside their head when they’re listening to a new amnesty episode

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I can almost feel

my friends chaos inside their head when they’re listening to a new amnesty episode

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baby :(

i hope it didn’t hurt when you fell from heaven

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so absolute LEGEND and mad-lad @spinv made a box in a box present for my birthday yesterday and after some unwrapping my kitchen table looked like this:

each layer consisted of more bullshit: ranging from photos of people we’re fans of, horrible quotes and terribly drawn shrek and sonic art

we laughed so much our throats were actually raw and it literally took thirty minutes to reach the final layer:

there, covered in a shit ton of pink glitter, was a letter, written in comic sans which referenced shrek more times than legal, and then she delivered the final blow, the actual present: a yellow rubber duck.

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*sighs in hand soap*

i passed the fattest goose today and i don’t have a picture but he looked like this

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Tumblr accounts

So I tried to log in on my laptop with this Tumblr account, but I couldn’t recall which e-mail was connected to it, so I tried em all. I have 11 e-mails. to EVERY SINGLE ONE. TO 11 FUCKING EMAILS there was an account connected. I could only remember making two (2). Thats the result of having 3 cells

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So I’ll be DM’ing again tomorrow

and I’m so nervous , i wanna kashoot myself !

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this. this is my new friendsgroup

i passed the fattest goose today and i don’t have a picture but he looked like this

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delilah magnusson says gay rights!

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LOOK, ITS AN INTELIGENT PERSON

Someone: idk man I don’t think snape was that great

Me:

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This physically hurt me

Someone: idk man I don’t think snape was that great

Me:

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When you’re a ranger tiefling and you’re the tank

When the Wizard takes 10 points of damage

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My first DM session

My first D&D as DM included (keep in mind this was a side quest):

• A character eating a pickle she found on the ground and getting sick of it

• Having to crank down the HP from enemies during battles cause otherwise all the characters would’ve died

• 2 characters dying instantly during a side quest

• Having nothing prepared cause we came up with the idea to play litteraly 30 minutes before we started

• Sprinting to the supermarket to get some food and having to show my ID cause the cashiere thought I was younger then 14

• My dad asking “Does any of you actually understand the game?”

• Rolling four (!) critical hits in a row on attack rolls on a character

• The characters missing 8 attacks in a row cause they couldn’t roll higher than the goblins f* AC

• Rolling performance to see if they can dab

• Me slamming the table cause they WEREN’T PAYING ATTENTION TO THE PLOT

• Approximately a million taz references every minute. 

• People hiding under tables 

• Me changing the plot cause otherwise characters would die