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Enjoy <3

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

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Shout out to mentally ill people who dropped out of school

- shout out to the kids who were “so bright” and ‘heading somewhere” and had to drop out because school was too much to handle along with mental illness

- shout out to the kids who struggled to get where they got before they dropped out

- shout out to the kids who tried and tried and tried and still couldn’t finish

you aren’t unintelligent because you dropped out of school, you aren’t a delinquent or a bad person because you dropped out of school, just because you did what you had to doesn’t make you a bad person

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Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen

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Robins trying to emulate Batman's posture: cute, adorable, sometimes a little scary depending on the circumstance

grown up ex-Robins trying to emulate Batman's posture: scary, but everyone knows who they're trying to be

Batkids out of the suit, in civilian clothes, suddenly standing/looking a little too much like Bruce: terrifying

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sometimes dick gets nightmares when bruce isn’t around. alfred’s sense of propriety vs dick’s big ol’ puppy dog eyes <- a battle for the ages.

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"He slipped"

Batman (1940) issue 424

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Cain' Instinct

part 13216789432

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me working on my animatic commission: what if i add a gay subplot

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Shout out to mentally ill people who dropped out of school

- shout out to the kids who were “so bright” and ‘heading somewhere” and had to drop out because school was too much to handle along with mental illness

- shout out to the kids who struggled to get where they got before they dropped out

- shout out to the kids who tried and tried and tried and still couldn’t finish

you aren’t unintelligent because you dropped out of school, you aren’t a delinquent or a bad person because you dropped out of school, just because you did what you had to doesn’t make you a bad person

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why.

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people still made fart jokes 1,000 years ago. they still got fits of giggles so hard they couldn’t breathe. they still did graffiti and they still loved their pets and they still did playful impressions of people they didn’t like behind their back. they liked to lay around just like you. they thought sunsets were pretty just like you. they liked music and stories just like you. they ate street food. they made up silly dances and slang words. they went swimming for fun and picked up cool seashells. their kids still drew clumsy stick figure self portraits as toddlers and still raised hell in their teens, and their parents always felt like the new generation was lazier and ruder than the one before. they liked looking cute and wearing colors and doing each other’s hair. they liked scaring each other in the dark. they still cried for their mothers when they were afraid. they still fought with their siblings and stood up for them against others. they took care of their sick and injured, even if it put them at risk of getting sick themselves. they listened to old people tell boring stories. they still hugged each other for a long time and listened to each other’s heartbeats. they still thought up love poems and compared each other’s smiles to the sun. they still kissed the ones they loved. we were there.

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Making an absolute fool of myself at work because there’s a dude here to install a new phone system and I’m trying to set up a new bed in a box display model by myself.

The bed is compressed into a tube and I’m trying to wrangle it around to where I can actually cut it open. This is difficult because the full weight of the bed has been compressed into a tube roughly the size of my torso and I’m not exactly fit.

The man pretends he’s not watching. I know he is but I pretend too.

I start getting the scissors into the plastic and the bed starts gasping for air and puffing up at an alarming rate. It begins bursting out of its placental plastic wrapping too fast and I realize I have to turn it for it to be right way down.

The man is fully watching. Subtlety has been abandoned.

I start flopping the half full bed around and it gives a final gasp and sheds the plastic cocoon. It’s now a floppy newborn mattress which I unfairly demand stand under its own power while I pull the plastic out from under it.

The man clearly wants to help but is stymied by my dogged perseverance.

I get the plastic pulled away and have the newborn bed towering over me but facing the wrong way. The bottom is grippy so if I lay it on the boxspring they will cling together like star crossed lovers, so I begin trying to rotate it without letting it fall. It gives up on this plan and collapses backward onto the desk and one of the chairs.

The man is no longer able to ignore my absolute inability to wrangle this bed and jumps up to help.

“It ate a chair,” I inform him. We get the chair free. He is not actually as much help as I assumed he’d be, gently nudging the recalcitrant infant without managing to move it at all. I tug and shove the wayward bed into position and tell the man not to buy a bed in a box.

He tells me it’s too late and he hates it and I offer my condolences as we watch the bed slowly puff and stiffen in the showroom floor air.

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A Stunning Double Rainbow Frames a Lightning Bolt as It Strikes the Mountainous Virginia Horizon

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Just saw a man ride past in a bicycle with another man sitting on his lap like in a bridal carry

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Nothing hits like "romantic couple and a third guy who's not dating either of them but is definitely a part of this dynamic"