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deeply satisfying to have these numbers line up like this 🤌
#yeah we just posted our 100th chapter of i am not a monster lmao#absolutely unhinged#but gay witch fam is simply too much fun to write#i am so attached to them#i love my indulgent little teen soap#the sabrina the teenage witchifying of the mcu#agatha harkness and zelda spellman i'd like to see you team up and maximize your joint slay
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AAA Week- Fic Recs
Well, I don't typically do this, but I wanted to highlight a few fics written for @agathaallalongweek from this very creative and talented fandom that aren't just, as an esteemed oomf said "the same fic 200 times in different fonts".
Thank you for writing these works- I found them refreshing, original, and in character.
it takes a coven by sweetreverie, 17k, rated G-T every entry to this is a nuanced, and in character take on what the coven dynamics would be like as a fucked up family; and I enjoyed and looked forward to reading it every day. special shout out to the tommy story- i thought it was really sweet.
coffee shops in color by @birdiescorner, 2k, G the todd and sharon fic you didn't know you needed- i love the westview citizen pov, and this one nails it right on the head. full disclosure: i did cry a lil at the end.
fake marriage, real hands by @florencebirdsong, 1.6k, E ms birdsong does it again, with a fascinating and kinky little tale about the Hex and it's side effects. agatha/reader/wanda, very spicy indeed.
aaa week 25 by non-xreader, 6k, G-T the dialogue is snappy as hell, and the takes on the prompts are fresh and interesting. enjoyable and thoughtful.
i love the way it hurts, by quinnking, 1.9k, E huge fan of a good, toxic jen/agatha situation, and this one is just golden. they're so mean and addicted to each other: delicious.
'Til Death Do Us Part- by @ennn, 3.7k, T Much like Rio in this one, Ennn never misses; this fic made me laugh, gasp, and hanging on for the next installment. Action, comedy, drama- all in a neat 3.7k.
Unfinished Business, by thetbone, 3.7k, T Rio centric character study, but through the lens of the Black Widow side of the marvel!verse. Fascinating look at what her job entails and how it wears on her.
Cheers, and I hope you can find the time to give these authors some love!
#SCREAMING#CRYING#THROWING UP#as the president of the trickofthelights fan club#(okay fine...vice president only because her girlfriend would fight me for the president title and i'd get my unathletic ass beat...)#this endorsement means everything to me 🥹#thank you fandom shakespeare
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Unfinished Business
Summary: Every time Death encounters Natasha Romanoff, she’s somehow reminded of Agatha. Unfortunately, she seems to cross paths with Natasha a lot. (Or: five times Rio almost meets Natasha, and one time she finally does.)
My contribution to Agatha All Along week is none other than some niche little ficlets about Rio encountering Natasha throughout the course of her life. (And then inevitably getting sad about Agatha and Nicky.) If there's one thing I'm gonna do, it's push the Black Widow agenda to my AAA readers and vice versa. 🫡
Chapter 1: "Jealousy" - Soviet Union, 1984
Chapter 2: "Fake Marriage" - Ohio, 1993
Chapter 3: "Teachers" - Belarus, 1997
Chapter 4: "Breeding" - Russia, 2000
Chapter 5: "Rio Gets Injured" - Somewhere Over Poland, 2016
Chapter 6: "I Feel Like I Can't Breathe" - Vormir, 2023
#agatha all along#black widow#rio vidal#agatha harkness#natasha romanoff#nicholas scratch#aaa week#agatha all along fanfic
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taking a short break from crashing out about traumatized witches to go back to my roots and crash out about traumatized assassins 🫡
Yelena is standing on a rooftop, and she wants to die. She has become well-acquainted with losing — most recently, her will to live. (Or: five times Yelena jumps, and one time she doesn’t.)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65200678
#yelena belova#alexei shostakov#melina vostokoff#her absence was unforgivable so i had to rectify#thunderbolts#black widow#hawkeye#fic
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i just started reading i am not a monster (i know, im super late IM SORRY) and i love it! i was wondering - how did you decide that agatha retained some of her powers? i really like that you've given her a bit of a leg to stand on here, bc then wanda would still have this crazy power over her. im only a couple chapters in so my apologies if this is explained later askjdhs love your work and hope you've been doing alright!
Ahh, don't apologize — I'm just so happy you found it and are enjoying it! 🥲 (And are curious enough to send an ask about it! I'm a nerd who loves answering questions about my fics. 🤓)
And this is a great one! Truthfully, since we started writing this way back in 2022 right after Multiverse of Madness came out and before Agatha All Along had presumably even been written, we had to make some stuff up! The logic we were operating under was that her magic was merely bound/"turned off" in a way when she was trapped as Agnes, and when Wanda removed the spell, her powers were restored along with her personality.
Hopefully, this helps explain a bit! Thank you so much for reading! 🥹🫶
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Taylor Gates asks Kathryn Hahn the question we’ve all been waiting for: WHAT ABOUT THE KISS?!
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wanda maximoff and america chavez
Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao
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Let's do another WIP Wednesday! Send me a word + the name of the fic you want a little sneak peek from (in my ask box or even just the comment section here), and I’ll post a snippet from a future chapter that includes said word!
Cheat sheet on what each one is as a refresher:
High Infidelity (White Lotus AU)
Beats for Me (post-canon fix-it)
I Am Not a Monster (gay witch family with America Chavez)
#stealing this from trickofthelights#once again#thank you trickofthelights#agatha all along#agathario#wagatha
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have a ludicrous amount of work to do but made these instead so true of me
#agatha harkness#wandavision#agatha all along#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#rio vidal#mrs. hart#sharon davis#billy maximoff#lilia calderu#wanda maximoff
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New fic aleeeert! 🥳

Beats for Me
Why use AI for art when you can just fuck around on the Canva Pro account you're mooching off, am I right? Graphic design is my passion.
Summary: “As long as I’m Rio, I’ll love you. And as long as I’m Death, I’ll regret this.”
The Road has changed Agatha…in more ways than one. Rio is famously, historically, really not good with change. The two have forever now — but what does forever look like for Death and her beautiful broken rule?
Tags: Canon Universe, Post-Canon Fix It, But Then We Go And Break A Bunch of Other Stuff, Psychic Vampire Agatha Harkness, Rio Vidal Absolutely Has Undiagnosed OCD, Immortal Beings Beefing With Literal Teenagers, Smut, Angst, Porn with Plot, Witches be Switches, Dom/sub Play, Bondage, Spanking, Domestic Fluff, Occasionally As A Treat
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WIP ask! And the word is "love".
Omg thank you for participating! 🥹 I wasn’t sure which story you wanted this for, so here’s a snippet from all three. 👀
“Mm,” Sersi hums. “They’re going to have a wonderful big brother and sister.” “And aunties with you and Yelena,” America points out. “And uncles with Wong and Strange. Well, maybe we’ll call them the baby’s great-uncles since they have older-person vibes.” Yelena snorts. “Something tells me Strange will not love being called ‘great’ anything unless word is describing how awesome he is.” “I know.” America smirks. “Which is exactly why I’m gonna do it.”
I Am Not a Monster, Chapter 86
Agatha runs said talented fingers through Rio’s hair again. “Dry,” she notes. She moves it down to her inner thigh — close to her center. “Unlike this,” she teases. Rio halfheartedly whines at the touch. “Don’t tease me like that when you know I can’t stay for another round.” Agatha inches the smallest bit closer. “Don’t pretend like you don’t love it.” “I do,” Rio admits. “It’s very nice. Though, I just enjoy being around you point blank.” Agatha can count the number of times she’s heard that on one…finger. “Well.” She clears her throat. “I’ve had worse company than you, too.”
High Infidelity, Chapter 12
Agatha is decidedly not human either anymore. And while Death positively hates that, Rio loves it. Just as she loves this feeling of Agatha touching every inch of her. Of examining her with new eyes. Of being inspected under her microscope. Rio manages to collect herself enough to lower her chin a bit, leaning in close. “Use me,” she whispers in her ear. “Experiment with your new magic on me. Let me be your test subject.” A test subject to the test subject. The mere thought was enough to make her even wetter.
Beats for Me, Chapter 1
#wip wednesday#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha all along#agathario#america chavez#stephen strange#yelena belova#sersi
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New Agatha compilation ft. Wanda/Lilia/The bunny ‘-‘ ✨💜❤️💛
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WIP Wednesday
Send me a word for one of my WIPs in my ask box, and I’ll post a snippet that includes it! (Or even just a question if you have any burning ones. 👀)
#stealing this from trickofthelights#i have no idea if anyone who follows me reads any of my fics!#and that's okay!#but we're gonna do it anyway#because it seems fun!#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#wanda maximoff#wandavision#america chavez#my fic#i am not a monster#high infidelity#beats for you
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he’s a rat named stan! (short for stanley from the golden girls) 🫶🏻 this lovely commenter summed it up so nicely

Hello I was wondering sense Agatha has Senior Scratchy as a familiar what would Wanda's be and why. I haven't seen any fics about Wanda getting a familiar and I personally believe she should have one. She needs an emotional support familiar.
it's funny you should mention it; I had a new coven of chaos idea that should hit this on the head nicely, so stay tuned.
also @yelenaslightchangeofplan's I am Not a Monster gives Wanda a familiar!! (I'd link, but ao3 is acting up)
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High Infidelity

Summary: Rio Vidal is a lawyer stuck in a toxic marriage. Agatha Harkness is a con artist on the heels of a nasty divorce. The two cross paths at a luxury resort and start an affair that will change their lives forever.
Or: the White Lotus AU.
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