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Uryū Ishida

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just so you know i wrote a poem one time that i hated and i was so so so embarrassed about but i had to post it as part of a whole situation with some friends and it got like 3 million likes across my socials and people made zines about it and adapted it to songs

and then i wrote a poem a month ago and i was like "this is my best work yet. it's the most important piece to me i've ever written and sharing it will be self actualizing." my friends didn't even like it.

and the point here is that i talk to so many artists who make something successful and then they're so scared to follow it up and they say "what if the next thing i make sucks?"

it might! that's art babbeeyyyyyy!! so make a third thing!

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man i'm so pissed about this uni subject, like it truly made me hate the professor

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in the morning will always be the superior time time of day for sex in my opinion….. drowsy, comfortable, clingy — it checks all of the boxes

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to be sukunas favorite wife

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LIRIKA MATOSHI Vanity Dress 2025 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

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Tbh i could be worse, i could have a fever or something, but luckily it's just a stuffy nose 🙃

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why am i so sexy. Everybody wants to stab me

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Ah to give kenpachi the best blowjob of his life

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DAY 4 OF BLEACHSMUTFEST 2025:

Paperwork be damned...

KENPACHI X READER

( @bleachsmutfest )

CW: 18+, NSFW MDNI, author is bad at titles, size difference, age difference (Kenpachi is an old being, calls Reader "kid": any Shinigami aside from a few Captains is younger than him), all characters are still 18+, Gender Neutral Reader, established relationship, Kenpachi is a smug bastard but he loves ya, kissing, blowjob/deepthroat, thigh riding, fingering

WC: 2145

Notes: I am not able to write two Canon characters interacting sexually atm, so as favorite ship, I chose a self-ship of sorts, Kenpachi x Reader (I identify with all Readers, I like to share), mostly because he is, like, the first man in Bleach I truly simped for alongside Grimmjow. But I have already written a fluff piece for Grimmjow recently so I want to dedicate myself to another fav of mine... NSFW style this time 😈

There had been an attempt at convincing Yumichika to do the paperwork this time just like all the others, but the man had been adamant.

-Not today, and I am not sorry! -, he had huffed, manicured hands on his hips and a tone that welcomed no objections, - Like I said, I am taking a day off for myself! It's about time I wasn't the only one shouldering this burden!

Kenpachi hadn't opposed Yumichika on this. As much as he hated the idea of sitting at his desk to fill out boring protocol, an hidden side of the Captain of the 11th Division felt that Yumichika was right to request a day of respite.

So here he sat, brush in tow, head propped up by a hand while the other wrote. Whoever saw him would probably nag him about his calligraphy, but what could he say? He hadn't practiced much...

He almost didn't hear the doors to the office open, nor did he pay much attention to the fact that the spiritual pressure of the person who entered was yours.

He did chuckle softly to himself though. He knew why you were here after all.

-I wonder who's approaching me with devious intentions this time...

He felt you come closer, until you were behind the desk. Such familiarity was something he allowed those who he felt were part of his family. Yachiru was only one example: you were also included.

It had been very different some time ago. You and him? You'd merely shared a bed, or the various surfaces of the 11th's barracks, not to mention a few convenient spots in the wilds, whenever you two had felt like exploring each other's bodies hungrily, expunging all your pent up frustrations.

But admiration had soon added itself to the mix, and his brat-like subordinate and fuck-buddy soon became an even closer friend. It all led to kissing you under the moonlight a few years ago, after you confessed to him how you had started to feel for him even though your relationship was supposed to only be physical...

... and then fucking you when you came back to the barracks that very same night, letting you stay in his bed after the deed for the first time instead of just carrying you back to your assigned room.

Ever since then, the way you two had sex changed, if only slightly.

What was the difference? He could see it in your eyes as he lifted his own to meet your gaze, his knowing expression verging on something smug and somewhat mischievous as he observed the way you looked at him.

Love. It was sheer love.

He'd thought he'd never come to care for that sort of mushy feelings, but here he was, sending it back to you, eyes firmly locked with yours.

-You need somethin', brat?

You inched even closer to him and his chair, not sheepishly, but with a semblance of care.

Yup, you were in a soft mood, weren't you?

-Yeah, I think so...

Your voice came out as soft as your thinly veiled need to jump him.

-Heh... But I'm busy right now. Not sure I can help you out, kid.

He noticed how you gulped and blinked, your eyes clouding over with even more desire.

So he acted the opposite of what he said, spinning his chair so that he was facing you as you stood on his left side, hands joined together in front of you.

-I guess I can make some space for you, in any case... If you can be patient enough until I finish writin' all this crap...

You didn't even nod. You just pounced on his lap, arms wrapped around his shoulders as he wrote with the brush, feeling a glaring problem start growing down there as you subtly, but surely, began kissing him unhurriedly, barely restraining yourself from doing anything more. Your grubby hands did find his chest and abs, however, and started massaging them at a painfully calm pace, brushing all over them as if you were embedding your touch into him like a sculptor.

It got worse when you started actually rubbing against him, on his clothed thigh to be precise, hips moving back and forth, something wet in between your legs leaving a trail on the black fabric.

He restrained himself from fucking you then and there. The veins popping out his muscular arm as he gripped his desk were an evident sign of his struggle. He wanted to see how far you would go before he actually took over, though, and besides, he could see himself writing faster now that you were pressed against him.

He wasn't so bored anymore. If he took you immediately, the spell would be broken and he'd still have paperwork to complete by the time he'd finished messing you up and making you scream, when he would prefer to just lie down with you and chuckle at your sleepy expression.

He was on the last page of paperwork, however, when he heard you whimper... and felt you nibbling his column of a neck timidly, on the same spot you had decided to give him an hickey a few seconds earlier.

-Heh... Nervous, uh? I get ya...

-K... Kenpachi...

-Yeah yeah, I know, you vixen... But I'm at the last page, can't ya see?

-Mnghhhh...

He sighed deeply at your moan, a purr building up in his throat.

-Heh, Well... It's clear both of us can't resist any longer, and to be honest, I agree it looks kinda pathetic. Tell you what?

He pushed his chair back again and started untying his hakama. Taking note of the way you were now hypnotized by his hands, he snorted, smirking, and gave your thigh two pats.

-C'mon, kneel. You can start enjoyin' yourself while I finish a thing or two here, then I'm all yours.

You kneeled immediately, already completing the operation of freeing his fat cock from his pants, before he even ended his proposition. He lay in his chair relaxed, one hand patting your head and fisting your hair alternatively while the other struggled to remain precise while writing the typical bureaucratic crap that had to be relayed to HQ.

He hissed and licked his lips when he felt something wet sweetly prodding at his tip.

You were starting with the good stuff, uh? Not even a handjob, you wanted to straight up send him to his grave.

Little shit.

He grit his teeth as he felt you wrap your lips tight around him and start sucking him off, head bobbing up and down as his hand gripped your hair tighter.

That felt fucking amazing.

He had been missing only a few words on that cursed document when he found himself having to put the brush down, lest he make a mess of ink on the parchment.

You were going down on him all the way, or as far as you could anyway, after all. He could feel you choking a bit, and the sensation felt so great that he defiantly chose to neglect that blasted piece of paper and finally look at the way you'd gotten yourself busy.

Oh, it was a sight all right.

You moaned around his cock when he looked down at you, finally abandoning his previous endeavor entirely, and you instantly got even wetter than you already were before.

-Go on, baby, don't let me keep ya...

That made you moan and whimper even louder, your expression getting desperate as you pulled back for air a little, swallowing the saliva that had built up because you'd taken him as deeply as you could, close to his hilt. You also used your hands, wrapping them around his shaft, and after taking a few breaths, Kenpachi grunting intensely above you, your lips found themselves around his cock's tip again, suckling hard with enthusiasm once more.

His hand felt heavy on your head, and reassuring, but also possessive, just the way you liked it. You felt so small under him, in a good way. He was already a tower of a man when standing tall, and now, as he sat and glared daggers of passion at your own lust-filled face, he looked like a king.

He didn't warn you when he fisted your hair and pushed you down so that you were taking him fully once again, eliciting a deep groan from him. His other hand found the back of your neck, however, almost giving a remedy to the rough gesture by rubbing and patting you on your scruff.

You controlled your breathing as much as you could, choking a little here and there as he fucked himself in your mouth and throat, knowing how to lose himself in you without making it too impossible for you to keep up.

That was also a difference between the sex you'd had then and the sex you had now. You would previously ignore the other's comfort, or at the very least, keep your concerns to a minimum; but now that you were more than each other's outlet, Kenpachi in particular had grown attached to your vulnerability and its various manifestations in ways you hadn't expected.

You lost yourself in the feelings of his cock thrusting deeper in your mouth and of your throat struggling to handle it, as one of your hands found his thigh and rubbed its stiff, tough muscles while the other got to your own genitals, your juices instantly coating your fingers from how much you were soaked as you stimulated yourself.

Moaning and huffing as you were, Kenpachi found himself close to finally reaching his climax. Just a few more thrusts while listening to you voicing your arousal and looking up at him with the fog of love in your eyes, and he was done for.

He pushed his cock as deep as he could and growled, cursing loudly as his cum spurted in ropes down your throat, eyes screwn shut as his head fell against the back of his chair.

You waited a bit for all the cum to be drained out his throbbing member, then you felt the hand he'd positioned on the back of your neck patting it twice, telling you you could pull away. You did so, not before stopping around his tip to suckle on it before letting go with a final, delicious pop.

As soon as you got up, he took your arm with his hand, firmly, and you felt the knot in your lower abdomen get impossibly tighter.

-That was very good, baby. Want me to take care of you next...?

His eyebrows were raised as he asked you, smirk building up, already anticipating your answer.

-Yes... Yes please, Kenpachi...!

-Don't worry, I gotcha covered.

He pushed himself forward to grip your hips with his big, calloused hands, and next thing you kndw, you were already in his lap, just like before; except that this time you were facing the desk as he spread out your legs, taking over your previous attempts at self-pleasure.

Two of his thick fingers already pushed in and out of your hole while the other hand explored your body thoroughly and fully, pushing past the fabrics of your clothes to reach your chest, your nipples, and to wrap around your neck, squeezing softly.

That same hand finally reached in between your legs, touching you where you needed it most, your hole still filled to the brim with his fingers. The way the stimulation felt and the sensation of his breath brushing over your ear as he hunches over, gigantic body protecting your smaller frame, not to mention the position, which was once of your favorites, and the fact that your previous deepthroat and his reactions to it had turned you on so fucking much, all contributed to pushing you over the edge and past the point of no return.

When your orgasm exploded and washed over you like a cold shower, making you shake tremendously while wailing his name, Kenpachi couldn't help the huge grin that dawned on his face, nor the chuckle which quickly erupted into barked laughter.

Incredibly pleased with you and himself, he cradled you at the end of it all, hand massaging your scalp and caressing your cheek fondly while his other huge arm wrapped around you at your waist, before he smashed his lips into your other cheek with a loud and wet kiss.

-Next time you don't even have to ask, got it doll? Just pat my thigh and I'll let ya come for a ride, ok?

Your little, satisfied whine told him everything he needed to know. But, since he really didn't feel like finishing paperwork yet, and he could feel his cock stay painfully hard and throbbing, there was still a question left to ask.

-Do you wanna go for another round, baby?

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selfshipping is self love and all that, but why is it hard to do it 🫠

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I gotta confess something about op, mimi, even if i hadn't finished the anime: as the style of oda evolves past the initial goofy one in early seasons, i can't help but think that literally everyone is so hot there? Like damn 🙃

EVERYONE IS SO HOT

EVERYONE IS SOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTTTTTTT VERO EVERYONE IS SO HOT AND I KNOW HOT IT IT IS 104 DEGREES RN. EVERYONE. EVERYONE IS SO HOT.

LIKE DJFLKAJ;DSFA

like the aura man. the aura. like other anime men look so one dimensional in comparison and i feel like people who haven't watched it can't grasp this

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Man i think i'm getting sick 🙃 i had things to do today but when i got home i almost passed out on the couch...

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Halloween event | October 2025

Requests open until September 2025 or until 8 requests are reached.

All content will be +18, NO MINORS!

This is my Halloween event! Welcome to all!

I grew tired of doing kinktober, simply because I wanted to focus on more spooky things instead of just kink, so this is what I'm doing for this year’s halloween! I'm opening requests from now on, you can submit your request until September 2025, or until 8 requests are reached.

Why open requests so early, you say? I need time to complete all requests that I will receive.

Keep in mind that I still have a lot of responsibilities in real life, and might not make it in time with your request! If I haven’t completed the request until December, consider it deleted. 

I look forward to see what ideas you guys have!

RULES

I will only write requests for characters listed below.

I will only write requests for the kinks and themes listed below.

I will only accept one character per request (aka no threesomes or orgies).

My writing will be limited to 1.5k-2k words, otherwise I won’t be able to complete all requests. 

You can be as creative and detailed in your request as you want! Keep in mind that if your request is vague (for example, “yandere!character” with no other detail) I will be creating the plot myself to suit my taste.

Please clarify if you want the request to include smut or not (especially if you pick a theme but not a kink).

AUs and Canon compliant requests are both welcome!

Requests should have some spooky or halloweeny theme going on, so if you only submit a request with a particular kink and no detail about the plot, I will make it spooky.

Spooky doesn’t necessarily mean gore, but something as simple as watching a horror movie or dressing up is enough, so you can request that as well. 

You can basically request anything you want as long as there’s something halloweeny in it!

KINKS/SMUT CONTENT

Noncon/Dubcon

Age Difference 

Voyeurism

Bondage

BDSM

Size Difference

Monsterfucking

Sensory Deprivation

Dirty talk

Impact Play

Praise

Overstimulation

Anal sex

Mirror sex

Pegging

Body Worship

Somnophilia

Public sex

THEME CONTENT

Yandere

Gore/blood

Werewolf AU

Vampire AU

Demon AU

Witch AU

Angst

Psychological horror

Death

(Any kind of monsterfucking)

Things I WILL NOT Write:

Daddy Kink 

Incest

Underaged sex

Scat

Vore

Necrophilia

CHARACTERS AVAILABLE

DBZ: Goku | Vegeta | Raditz | Broly (DBS) | Gogeta | Vegito | Turles

Bleach: Kenpachi Zaraki | Renji Abarai | Shinji Hirako | Grimmjow | Retsu Unohana

Jujutsu Kaisen: Suguru Geto | Ryomen Sukuna | Toji Fushiguro

Naruto: Jiraiya 

(You can inquire about other characters I haven’t listed, but please keep in mind I might decline; but there’s also a chance I forgot to list certain characters I would write for lmao)

REQUESTS WILL BE LISTED HERE ONCE ACCEPTED:

UltraInstinct!Goku (Noncon)

Vegeta (Public sex, fwb, mirror sex)

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Halloween event | October 2025

Requests open until September 2025 or until 8 requests are reached.

All content will be +18, NO MINORS!

This is my Halloween event! Welcome to all!

I grew tired of doing kinktober, simply because I wanted to focus on more spooky things instead of just kink, so this is what I'm doing for this year’s halloween! I'm opening requests from now on, you can submit your request until September 2025, or until 8 requests are reached.

Why open requests so early, you say? I need time to complete all requests that I will receive.

Keep in mind that I still have a lot of responsibilities in real life, and might not make it in time with your request! If I haven’t completed the request until December, consider it deleted. 

I look forward to see what ideas you guys have!

RULES

I will only write requests for characters listed below.

I will only write requests for the kinks and themes listed below.

I will only accept one character per request (aka no threesomes or orgies).

My writing will be limited to 1.5k-2k words, otherwise I won’t be able to complete all requests. 

You can be as creative and detailed in your request as you want! Keep in mind that if your request is vague (for example, “yandere!character” with no other detail) I will be creating the plot myself to suit my taste.

Please clarify if you want the request to include smut or not (especially if you pick a theme but not a kink).

AUs and Canon compliant requests are both welcome!

Requests should have some spooky or halloweeny theme going on, so if you only submit a request with a particular kink and no detail about the plot, I will make it spooky.

Spooky doesn’t necessarily mean gore, but something as simple as watching a horror movie or dressing up is enough, so you can request that as well. 

You can basically request anything you want as long as there’s something halloweeny in it!

KINKS/SMUT CONTENT

Noncon/Dubcon

Age Difference 

Voyeurism

Bondage

BDSM

Size Difference

Monsterfucking

Sensory Deprivation

Dirty talk

Impact Play

Praise

Overstimulation

Anal sex

Mirror sex

Pegging

Body Worship

Somnophilia

Public sex

THEME CONTENT

Yandere

Gore/blood

Werewolf AU

Vampire AU

Demon AU

Witch AU

Angst

Psychological horror

Death

(Any kind of monsterfucking)

Things I WILL NOT Write:

Daddy Kink 

Incest

Underaged sex

Scat

Vore

Necrophilia

CHARACTERS AVAILABLE

DBZ: Goku | Vegeta | Raditz | Broly (DBS) | Gogeta | Vegito | Turles

Bleach: Kenpachi Zaraki | Renji Abarai | Shinji Hirako | Grimmjow | Retsu Unohana

Jujutsu Kaisen: Suguru Geto | Ryomen Sukuna | Toji Fushiguro

Naruto: Jiraiya 

(You can inquire about other characters I haven’t listed, but please keep in mind I might decline; but there’s also a chance I forgot to list certain characters I would write for lmao)

REQUESTS WILL BE LISTED HERE ONCE ACCEPTED:

UltraInstinct!Goku (Noncon)

Vegeta (Public sex, fwb, mirror sex)

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R u ok with ichigo smut?

It depends on the details to know if i'll be up for it or not!