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not now kitten, daddy has to write strange self indulgent fan fiction.

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Lily: so what gender are you attracted to?

Sirius, whispering to Remus: what are you?

Remus, not looking up from his book: gender is a construct.

Sirius: nerds.

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THE WAY I SAID THIS ALOUD LIKE HUH??? IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY? MAAM?

Did she butcher that on purpose?

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Relapsing tumblr to spy on my friends situationship everyone send her very threatening aura so she treats my girl right

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I just want to look like if a masculine woman and a feminine man had a child

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i know his account got hacked but this is killing me

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Help

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Happy Thursday to the ORIGINAL boypussy

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Happy Tuesday ladies 🫡

Happy Thursday to the ORIGINAL boypussy

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when onion rings, will you pick up?

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Happy Thursday to the ORIGINAL boypussy

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oh no dying for me thank you, I just wanted to be on this hill with you

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for someone who's life is that of much shame i sure do act shameless

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meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

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dazai calming his pet slug with a gentle caress of the neck <:

(halfway through exams, got a couple more to go !!!

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[guy who genuinely fucking loathes himself voice] well on account of my charming and endearing nature. Of course