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Maybe you wouldn't pee so often if you didn't absolutely DOWN water like you need it to survive
so unfair that my body makes me piss every time i drink water. be more frugal with our liquids queen
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Name one time you've ever hidden your freak
tired of hiding my freak 💔
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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
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I hope you guys know that DashCon 2014 was such a cultural phenomenon that I got a question mentioning it in my high school quiz bowl competition.
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My blocklist? Glad you asked. This freaking SCOUNDREL. @tinfoil-03

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"What's my necklace made of?"
AUGHHHHHHHHHHH AUGHHH AHGHHH AUGH AUGHHHH AUGH AHGHAG
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how we gonna end up if you keep reblogging my posts

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how we gonna end up if you keep reblogging my posts

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how we gonna end up if you keep reblogging my posts

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how we gonna end up if you keep reblogging my posts

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Dirty thief
everything sucks and everyone hates me (minor inconvenience occurring)
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