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Soyjack condiment containers in the antique mall.

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What tarot card would you say has their shit the most together?

Fuck with me you wish you had my cups

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pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen

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Uhh yeah we gotta double my hamster prescription or I’m gonna lose it

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finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche

but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing

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is "stoner" like a slur? sorry im new to lgbt

yeah i can reclaim tho

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it’s like when you see a picture of a moose online but you don’t realize how huge they are until you happen to spot one in real life

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been getting really into bed recently

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My cousin's baby will be a fujoshi, I'm casting spells on her as we speak

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The most common social advice is to say people's names a lot. But personally I really dont like when people say my name.

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I'm starting a collection. Idk what the aesthetic is. Blorbocore

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Me when I catch myself thinking "I wonder what it's like to be chosen by somebody" but then I remember my best friend chooses to be my best friend and my mutuals choose to follow me and the minimum wage employee chooses to give me sincere kindness that I remember years later because I was going through a hard time and it meant a lot

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it is going to be really hard to beat vivziepop making a homestuck cartoon starring toby fox as the single funniest thing to happen in the history of the world

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ykno the thing about poetry is that 99% of it is bullshit and the other 1% will cut you like a material knife, and for every person that 1% is a different section of the whole. this is probably true about all art.

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Going directly from what the average person I know in real life thinks constitutes kinky sex to what the average person I follow on Tumblr thinks constitutes kinky sex like

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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.