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Young!Yona: You're a rude, peice of shit, Hak! I can't believe I thought you were my friend!

Young!Hak: Says the cheater, herself!

Young!SooWon: *sliding the Monopoly board away from them* I think we should stop now...

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Yona: Can you ask Hak if he likes me?

Yoon: You're dating him.

Yona: Yeah, but can yo-

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SooWon: I can smell the sweet taste of victory all ready...

GuenTae: Actually, I just farted.

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Yotaka: You're probably one of those beautiful people who don't even know it.

JaeHa: No, I know it.

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SooWon: How'd you find me?!

Hak: It was easy, honestly. I just followed the sound of complete and utter betrayal; and the smell of asshole.

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JaeHa: I don't sweat. I glisten.

Hak, handing him a towel: Well, you're glistening like a pig.

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Kija: Yoon, I don't get it.

Yoon: Nothing new from you then.

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Zeno: Do you mind if I, uh, *takes weapon* borrow this?

Zeno: You said no dragon powers, I agreed. But I'm not walking in there with nothing but my good looks.

JaeHa: I, on the other hand. . .

Hak: *throws Jaeha a weapon* Here, in case your good looks fail you.

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JaeHa: Can you pass the salt?

Hak: Can you get a girlfriend?

JaeHa: Too much salt. . .

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Mr.GeunTae: Tao! Your Up next!

Tao: *prepares to step forward*

Sorting Hat: HUFFLEPUFF!

Tao: But I didn't even put you on yet?

Sorting Hat: It's your first day and your already making friendship bracelets for everyone.

Tao: It's never too late to start making memories!

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These are amazing and I love them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you so much!

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Modern AU

SooWon, on the phone with Hak: What are you doing?

Hak, playing videogames: Washing dishes.

SooWon: Why do I hear laser guns?

Hak: It's a bad neighborhood.

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Hak: Cover me--

JaeHa: In kisses?

Hak: WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF BATTLE-- I'M BEING SHOT AT! COVER ME!

JaeHa: Okay! But kisses later!

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I watched Yoon drop a bucket of water on his foot, and all he said was 'I'm so sick of being alive'.

- Hak

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Hak: Why is Yona standing on a stump?

ShinAh: She likes to feel tall.

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Before They Met Eachother

Shuten: "Guen"? Sounds like a Mommy's boy.

Abi: You can't judge someone based off their name.

Shuten: Sure you can! "Shuten", badass name. Badass dude. "Zeno". . . *looks at Zeno*. . . I rest my case.

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SooWon: You can't kill me! I'm the King! You'll get arrested!

Hak: Yes, but you'll be dead. And I have a better shot of breaking out of prison, than you resurrecting.