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Posting my wangxian twitter art here <3

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Overcome with Angbang feelings.

It’s about the delicious lord/vassal dynamic. It’s about the devotion, where “my lord” becomes an endearment. It’s about the vast power difference mitigated by complementing personal qualities, the tension and the balance. It’s about monsters in love, the meeting-place where love is both the one good thing they still have in them and the thing that drives them to ever greater heights of evil.

(It’s also about them being very sexy together. ☺️)

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honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

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The idea and scenario of this comic belong to THESPARCLETHATISBLUE, I was merely an artist on this one. I cannot find their blogpage, but if someone knows, I will happily tag them here.

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We gotta do something about the way dog owners behave. No other pet owner is just bringin the pet wherever the fuck they go all the time but for some reason with dog owners they think its fine if they bring their dog to the gym and taco bell and whatever. And you invite a dog owner to your house where youve got your own pets youve got your dog and your cats and whatever it is you have and this dog owner shows up at your door like "oh i brought my dog i hope thats okay hes so sweet youll love him" and it is always the most untrained poorly behaved agressive animal that has ever lived. And we all have to pretend like its acceptable behaviour well im sick of it

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Elrond be like: I am 4/8 human, 3/8 elf, and 1/8 angel. My mother is a bird and my father is the planet Venus. My twin brother was the first king of Atlantis but somehow I seem to be more famous than him. I am one of three ringbearers, the other two being the female version of Feanor and a guy who loves fireworks. My foster father is a crazy homeless guy who likes music and his whole family is dead. My many-greats grandnephew is in love with my daughter. No one can tell my sons apart. I like waterfalls and am both a glorified innkeeper and a top-notch doctor. I am the voice of reason no one listens to.

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The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

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the dark lords (old)

Melkor and Mairon.

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I need people to know that this is my favourite 3 seconds of the entire show

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or perhaps girl deener it should be

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My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

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The next person that I either hear or see say "ladies and gentleman" is getting decked in their mother trucking face, keep your binary bullshit so far the fuck away from me

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love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

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toad and frog wangxian :3

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protector