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Send a ♕ if you're too intimidated to talk/roleplay with me.

[youngwxlves]

Okay I'm literally falling asleep at my computer, so I'm going to call it a night. I have a lot of lovely things to reply to tomorrow, but if you want to tag me in something - especially if we've never interacted!!! - please do! Until then, have a lovely day/night/time.

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Just to let people know that you will not be upset or uncomfortable if their characters do develop crushes and act/make advances to your characters! Also if you’re okay with certain characters but not others than please specify!  (◡‿◡)

Reblog if you're okay with other characters developing crushes on your characters.

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"I'd rather not kiss your ass, dude, but thanks for the offer." Hyacinth stared hard at the kid now in the distance, quirking her eyebrow when he had the tenacity to look back. The kid was kinda like her at that age. No wonder he was such a pain. "So. What brings you here, then?"

   He shoots a glare at the girl, scoffing at her comment. ” Yeah, like you could do better. Kiss my ass, babe- and I mean that in the kindest way possible. ” He smirked, laughing as he leaned back.

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Hyacinth shakes her head, a small smile playing on her lips. "Poor form, man. Fuckin' disappointed."

   You couldn’t tell Bryce that for nothing. the next second, he gave the boy a devilish grin before he got up to run away. He reached out and tried grabbing him, but he had already been out of his reach. ” Fuck. Almost had ‘im. He would’ve really fuckin’ shut up..”

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"...Today's a full moon and it's Friday thirteenth and that's something straight out of a horror movie! On July 28 there's going to be a meteor shower, and August 18 is the conjunction of Venus and Jupiter and —" Cooper stops abruptly as he realises he's rambling. "Sorry. You, er, probably don't want to hear about space."

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"Well he ain't as fuck my kid, so you can do what you like to the little brat." See, Cin? This is why parents hate you.

   ” …. Can I hit him? ” Bryce, holy shit. No. Down boy. ” I’m so freaking serious right now. “

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"That's what I would have done."

"One minute I am teaching a class and the next the ceiling was caving in.. What was I supposed to do.. let them die?"

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"He's an annoying shit, isn't he?" She's never been great at reading social cues.

         ” …. — “ He’s seriously about to smack the child beside him, so it’d be best to move him away. Like.. now. Make haste.

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"You know that feeling when you eat too much and you can't breathe and you feel terrible but you know that the pain is totally worth it because the food you ate was delicious? Yeah, I'm totally feeling that right now."

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❝I was hoping you would have like a gnarly scar. Add character… And mystery.❞

❝You’re slutty, not easy. There’s a difference, semantically.❞

❝Oh I just want to put her in a bag of rocks and drop her in the river.❞

❝I’m all about giving. I’m like a bean-flicking Mother Teresa.❞

❝Seriously, enough clitorference.❞

❝If grateful paid the bills, we’d all be fuckin’ Bill Gates!❞

❝I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.❞

❝The system’s fucked.❞

❝Do not defend your boner to me right now!❞

❝This one got away, but I swear to you I will die before I see that happen again. I will keep you safe.❞

❝I’m feeling some sapphic vibes comin’ off you.❞

❝Why did you take us to a gay bath house?❞

❝You know I can promise you that I’ve never been saner than I am right now.❞

❝I have mastered the art of shutting people off.❞

❝I made her come vaginally. Do you even know how hard that is to do? My point is…I don’t even know what my point is anymore.❞

❝You live on a slippery slope, kid, but for some reason you keep doing rain dances. Good luck.❞

❝I think I’ve moved beyond stress to something more deeply disturbing.❞

❝I love you and I fucking hate you.❞

❝Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?❞

❝Lesbian request denied.❞

❝That’s what love is like       it’s like coming home.❞

❝You got some fucked up priorities.❞

❝It’s not like I’m exactly overwhelmed with the possibilities.❞

❝Too hetero?❞

❝You’re supposed to be my family.❞

❝I always miss you until you’re here.❞

❝Don’t you fucking leave me.❞

❝Were you trying to pimp me out?❞

❝You know, another layer of icing on a shit cake does not make it taste good.❞

❝Oh, so here’s the thing     no.❞

❝Adventure is just hardship with an inflated sense of self.❞

❝No, this is divine retribution.❞

❝Do not project your conscience onto me.❞

❝I will fuck you. Literally.❞

❝I heart you.❞

❝You don’t just turn gay, you fall somewhere on a spectrum, like a Kinsey scale.❞

❝I would like to stress that I think this is truly fuckin’ stupid.❞

ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴsᴘɪʀᴇᴅ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ (sᴏᴍᴇ ɴsғᴡ).

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Cora: I can't stop thinking of you.

Cora: I need you. Now. Please.

Cora: [[https://38.media.tumblr.com/244a028c739451d9786da9a57032209f/tumblr_n7251oQWFB1tb98moo1_500.gif]]

Hyacinth: I thought I was so high I was imagining things

Hyacinth: Nice to know I'm not

Hyacinth: Saving that, btw.

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"Every time I watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I just wanna make sweets! But I can't find anyone who wants to eat what I create."

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Like for a starter! My muses are all fired up right now.

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If I dont reply or I take ages to

It’s drafted

My mood doesn’t fit

I’m trying to equal your perfection

I’m braindead

I lost the reply

I’m easily distracted by something else

All/some of the above

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      PSA I can turn a one liner into a multi-para in 2 replies so if I ever do that don’t ever feel like you need to match me. Sometimes I get carried away and my muse is strong and I feel just a line or two won’t suffice. This doesn’t mean I expect the same from you. Reply at whatever length you feel necessary.

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When I want to reply to a certain thread but my muse is like: