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GOD I LOVE HIS LAUGH OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! I'm so. like. ahjhghdkajgfshkdajd I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OMG OMG OMG His laugh is so fucking cute and I love when I make him laugh really hard it's so LJAFKSDGFKHGJLGLKJLK! ! !! !!!! Listening to him laugh is literally just. the best. thing i've ever heard. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OH MY GODDDDD Guys he's so. perfect. and funny. and I love his voice. and his laugh. and just everything about him. did I mention his laugh? AND HE'S MINE!!! (kinda) AND HE CALLS ME HIS!!!! ANDSADSJKDGFDLGKHF I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM

I LOVE HIM

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guys guys guys I love him so much we're not even dating or anything but he's mine oh my god mine mine mine he DREW ME yesterday and he calls me his and he makes me laugh and smile and happy and feel safe and loved and I feel like I could lose my fucking mind from how much joy he brings me.

like. AAAAAA. He makes me so happy oh my god I love him so much I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I LOVE MY BOY

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shoutout to boobs for being the best pillows ever.

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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BREAKING NEWS

PUPPY IS SAD BECAUSE HIS FAVORITE PEOPLE ARE OFFLINE AND NOBODY IS HERE TO GIVE HIM HEAD PATS!

A TRUE TRAGEDY!! PUPPY MAY NOT SURVIVE THE NEXT 24 HOURS IF HE DOESN'T GET HEAD PATS OR A KISS ON THE FOREHEAD SOON!! THE HORROR!!!

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AT MY ENDOCRINOLOGIST APPOINTMENT. WISH ME LUCK !!!!!

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Well fucks? Get to it!

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ME ME ME!!! except I absolutely hate being sweaty I wanna die. It's gross. (Sensory OVERLOAD.)

sweaty tboys everywhere lying in unmade beds in their underwear. everywhere. all over the world. and you can kiss them 👆

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happy pride

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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(with barely controlled lust) i hate you.

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Only day you can rb this

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ask game: send me a kink you assume i have and i'll confirm or deny it.

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Gonna overstimulate myself in the shower until I can't fucking breathe. Such a shame I don't have someone to do it for me...

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mm.. Just fucked myself so hard I think I bruised my own cervix... Don't get me wrong, it was hot as fuck, and GODS did it feel good, but I wish I had someone else to do it for me... My current partner is too submissive to pound me into the mattress. He'd rather I take the lead instead... Sigh... What a shame. Puppy needs to be fucked senseless sometimes too, you know...

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Force masc oral edition???

Being dragged out to a rowdy concert at some underground bar, everyone’s drinking and shoving each other and there’s so many flashing lights. It’s actually kind of hard to think, the music is so loud. But his hand never leaving yours, dragging you through the crowd, dancing with you, screaming at the top of your lungs to a song you know don’t even know the lyrics too.

And then making out in the bathroom. Graffiti walls and dull lighting, the music a soft thud outside the door now and being hoisted up on the sink.

“What are you doing?”

“I’m gonna suck your dick, dude. Don’t worry I’m good at this.”

“Oh uh…I actually have a lot of dysphoria about my cunt and being eaten out-“

“What’d you just call it? I know you weren’t referring to your cock as a cunt.”

Pants already around your ankles and he’s spanking the spot between your legs.

“What is this?”

“Dude come on, you know it’s a pus-fuck! Stop hitting that!”

“No. What the fuck is between your legs?” Hand already raised to swat down again.

“I..it’s my cock.”

“Good boy. Now I’m gonna suck your cock, okay? Can you ask me to suck you off?”

“Would…would you suck my cock? Please?”

“Good fucking boy.”

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GODDDDUHHHH WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET GOOD DICK AROUND HERE???

Don't they know I'm a perfect little dumb puppy boy who needs his puppycunt filled and fucked ruthlessly until I can't function and I'm begging for them to stop?? Like... Ugh. I just want to be fucked stupid and degraded and dominated and ughgghghh pleasseee

Preferably I want to be fucked by someone who has had a vasectomy so I can be cum dumped in without fear of pregnancy 🥰

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fun behaviors to give dragons that aren't feline/canine based

cause as much as i love dragons purring and roaring i wish there was just more variety in how they would act

clacking their teeth together to show contentedness/happiness (budgies)

using tails as a defensive weapon in a whip like fashion (iguana)

twitching to express that they're not a threat to members of their species (hognose snake)

feeling calm when eyes are hooded/covered (birds of prey)

head bobbing as a threat display (anoles/bearded dragons)

flattening neck or sides to appear bigger (snakes/lizards)

mantling over food to protect it from hatchmates (birds of prey)

wiggling neck as a courting maneuver (budgies)

audibly grinding teeth as a warning (macaques)

maintained eye contact as a challenge (gorillas)

pounding wings against sides as a threat (gorillas)

slapping other dragons with their claws when their personal bubble is invaded (seals)

hoards used as a site to impress mates (birds of paradise)

snorting when undergoing heightened stress (horses)

making repeated loud noises with surroundings to establish territory (woodpeckers)

loud constant arguments with other dragons when roosting (bats)

building lairs that cause a domino effect of change in the land around them (beavers)

slapping their tails against the ground/water as a warning (beavers)

wiggling tail tip to attract prey (various animals)

wiggling tail tip as a warning (snakes)

plucking or scraping off scales as a sign of stress (parrots)

raising spines/frills as a response to danger and carrying on with their usual business as they believe they're protected (lionfish)

and im not saying canine and feline behaviors are wrong or bad to give a dragon (people wouldn't write dragons with those behaviors if they weren't fun in the first place!) but i feel for creatures that are mythological giant winged lizards that you can do more and get experimental with it. often the more unfamiliar behavior the more dragony the dragon feels