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I have seen misunderstood villains many times but never have I seen a villain who is secretly fighting to support the dreams of the man he loves by giving him opportunities to play hero, only to realize now the hero is all that is left, and the person he cared about has been gone since he took on the cape.

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Nice lives au where Lin ling saved his life by talking him out of suicide and Lin ling became Nice's "emotional support civilian"

Ms. J: what the-? Nice you cant bring a civilian here?!

Nice: this is my emotional support civilian if you take him i will kill myself

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*shakes fictional character* where is the rest of your information I want to know more about you

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Jeremy to Kevin: i wonder 🌸😊 what 💞Jean💕 will do after college ✨🌼 when he doesn't have to play exy anymore 💫☺️🌺✨

Kevin: this sweet summer child doesn't know our souls literally belong to a mob boss

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thankyou rarepair authors and artists without you, i would’ve ended it all long ago

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Mxtx fandom, I hear you on the "wei wuxian adopted by hualian" headcanon but I raise you to wei wuxian being adopted by Hua Cheng as a single father, (as a ghost or maybe when he turned to demonic cultivation, doesn't really matter) and then xie lian finding out about it and just joining the family. (And then the parents play embarrassing wingmen to get him together with Wangji)

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Chiluc nation. I need fic recs. I'm starved and attached and I've read all the best ones i could find.

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I don’t know

what overcame the poet

who came up with tomorrow,

but auburn jewels must have been

his lens, his frame —

covering his scarlet lighter.

What great anguish fueled them,

pushed them on to wound us so,

to chain us drifters to his lantern,

shadows of that silk screen’s rouge?

Tomorrow never comes,

the auburn must’ve lost its hue.

The view from halfway down

seems different,

e’er since tomorrow lost,

that deeply loving,

poet’s cue.

The theatre lights have faded.

The lighter’s reel has slowed.

Embers among ashes,

curtains draw to close.

The poet must’ve missed their mark.

The vultures flock to crow;

they pick apart the poet’s art —

his carcass naught but rot and prose.

The jewels fall out of their projector,

dimmer still the theatre grows.

Cinema has lost its heart —

shackled — gently butchered.

Tomorrow’s somber sepulcher;

a coffin coloured autumn rose.

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Hey sorry your boyfriend got kidnapped by his mob boss dad. Yeah when he said thank you back there he meant thanks for everything you’ve done for him, that was his goodbye because he’s going to die. No yeah he was in love with you, that’s what all the looks meant. Anyway. He’ll think of you kissing him when he’s being tortured by his father’s people as an escape. No I totally get why you might want to burn the world until you find him. Yeah yeah maybe start with choking your teammate for answers. Sorry again.

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Being a writer means I can think about writing an aftg fic where the only major plot twist from canon is that they do ice skating instead of exy

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Can they flirt, aftg edition

Andrew: can but hates it. Makes him feel desperate. Also the man of his dreams registered none of it and literally only responded to Andrew being a weirdo so clearly it's all a scam.

Dan: yes, but can't see it as more than an act for when you want to get into someone's pants. Makes life hell for Matt before they start dating. Makes life *very fun* once they do.

Allison: absolutely. Does not respect any man who falls for it.

Matt: learned from watching guys try to flirt with his mom and her boxing friends, so his tactics are somewhat...demographically skewed. Eats shit when trying to romance Dan.

Aaron: Contrary to what second-hand accounts may tell us, this man is oozing charisma. Med student jock who goes to therapy, it's the whole package. If he were nine inches taller he would be the main character.

Nicky: bagged a man with high school-level grasp of his language. Raised two teens on a bartender salary. The results speak for themselves.

Kevin: nope. This man is fake as hell, star factor is doing alllllll the heavy lifting here. Unless you're as obsessed with exy as he is, in which case you're liable to confuse his attention *on* you with attention *to* you. Many have fallen victim to this effect. There is no support group.

Seth: chernobyl-level "you could fix me" aura

Renee: you're not sure if she's flirting or just being nice. Your friends are no help. Her friends seem to have a monetary incentive in the answer and can't be trusted. Your best shot might literally be praying for mercy.

Neil: ITS A TRAP HE'S STEALING YOUR WALLET

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Exactly how many times is too many times to use the same word in a chapter??

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being a hobbyist writer means oscillating between 'i don’t care if no one reads my work, it’s just for me' and 'i need my debut novel to outsell tolkien and rowling combined.'

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my favorite thing about andreil is that they spent the first two books observing each other like strange bugs in a lab going "mmm how peculiar" at each others every move only to come to the conclusion "wow this dudes 100% not all there. i should be gay about it" and then they are and its the healthiest thing you've ever seen

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hey i know i asked for constructive criticism but what i actually wanted was for you to tell me i'm extremely talented. and also pretty. sorry if that was unclear

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They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.

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I confuse people. i have a happy personality and a sad soul. i'm bold but shy. i love deeply but sometimes i feel heartless. i'm healing and hurting at the same time. i'm dedicated to growth, but i self sabotage