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komaeda has something important to say

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the three mindless self indulgence songs:

horny with no braincells

i hate myself

our music is dumb and only stupid people listen to it

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made sum msi blinkies!!!!!! feel free 2 use :D

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imagine living on earth c and you’re walking your dog and you look up to see god drifting through the sky on a jpeggy skateboard and you give him a thumbs up and you can just see him return it with a subtle, unbelievably cool nod

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As much as I adore Dave Strider dropping his facade and breaking out in a fit of giggles please consider that whenever Dave finds shit legitimately funny 85% of the time he doesn’t laugh just says “This is amazing, I am going to piss myself, I’m dying on the inside this is just too good, fuckin hilarious man 10/10.” And the other 15% his laugh is surprisingly booming and loud as shit and if it goes on for too long he just starts wheezing and lays down on the floor.

Also Karkat almost just exclusively giggles or does this silent laugh where his mouth is open and he’s bent over holding his side but the sound just won’t come out, he’s laughing so hard he’s not even inhaling anymore. He also responds to Dave’s best jokes with a sudden, instinctual snort.

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dave: hey so can i ask you a question karkat: I’M GOING TO REGRET THIS, BUT SURE. I’M LISTENING. dave: right so in your trolls romcoms they bring up weddings and marriage but dont ever show it whats the deal karkat: OH! WELL, IN TROLL CULTURE, THERE IS A FORM OF WEDDINGS AND MARRIAGE, BUT IT’S TYPICALLY VERY INFORMAL. IT’S BASICALLY JUST SAYING “DON’T HIT ON ME, PLEASE.” WELL, LEGALLY, OF COURSE. IT’S BASICALLY PLEDGING YOUR VERY LIFE TO THEIRS, THOUGH IT’S TYPICALLY OUT OF FASHION SINCE… PEOPLE DIE ALL THE TIME. ANYWAYS, IT’S MOST POPULAR FOR PRE-ADULT MOLT JADE BLOODS AND THEIR QUADRANT MATES TO GET MARRIED BEFORE THE JADE BLOOD’S MOLT AND INEVITABLE USHERING TO THE CAVARNS. YOU HAVE YOUR QUANDRANTMATES COLOR, SIGN, AND WHAT QUANDRANT YOU’RE IN FITTED ONTO A RING, AND THAT RING IS SURGICALLY PLACED ON A HORN SO YOU WON’T LOSE IT AFTER YOU MOLT. YOU CAN’T TAKE IT OFF, SO IT DOCUMENTS WHO’S YOUR QUANDRANTMATE FOR LIFE. SUCH A REASON WHY IT’S VERY IMPRACTICAL. I THINK IT’S ROMANTIC THOUGH. WHY DO YOU ASK? dave: wow sweet dave: yeah i dont have horns but i was just asking cause like when we get married do you wanna do the troll marriage or human marriage karkat: karkat, voice breaking: EITHER IS FINE.

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stupid children I love

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God he just screams ‘sex machine’. I want him to treat my throat like that quarter. Ugh.

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How Bad Can I Be but only The Onceler saying bad

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How Bad Can I Be but only The Onceler saying bad

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guess who finally watched the 2012 lorax movie and was inspired to create a work of art on this cold dark night in the dying weeks of 2019

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GAMZEE I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU!!!!

LOOK AT MY BOY HE JUST WANTS TO MAKE HIS FRIENDS HAPPY, HE EVEN DROPS HIS QUIRK I WOULD DIE FOR HIM!!

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Gamtav be like

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I was taking a crack at designing a happy ending/proper God-Tier but uh, I got distracted? I am probably never going to finish this, so please take all that I did get done before burning out on clown. :o)

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homestuck characters on whether or not they have a tumblr

june: absolutely not. she does have a reddit though

rose: absolutely yes. it spans back years because she got it when she was like eleven, meaning that she has a very extensive superwholock tag, as well as an entire tag dedicated to like, lesbian fine art

dave: yes, but it’s like, memeufacturing without that whole scandal thing that happened in like 2016

jade: she made one one time but then promptly forgot about it. her blog has one post and it’s a screenshot of her neopets character with no caption

jane: ABSOLUTELY NOT.

roxy: yes, but she barely goes on it, and when she does, she just copies & pastes her twitter posts and then logs off

dirk: of course, but he tells no one about it because he thinks he’s above that. also, he runs a my little pony blog.

jake: he has absolutely zero idea what tumblr is and he’s not willing to find out

aradia: no, she simply doesn’t vibe with social media at all

tavros: he had one, but he got into kinnie tumblr and all the drama there scared him so he deactivated

sollux: yes but he pretends he doesn’t. his blog has no posts on it but he never deactivates it. he mostly uses reddit

karkat: YES. his favorite thing to do is write callout posts. he also likes following stim blogs

nepeta: yes! she posts her fanfics & fanart on there, but she’s more active on deviantart

kanaya: yes but she only goes on once in a blue moon to reblog lesbian art

terezi: YES, she likes to use tumblr to troll (lmao) people. she has started a gofundme scam before and she has no regrets

vriska: YESSSS. YES. vriska most DEFINITELY has a tumblr. she also most DEFINITELY has at least eight different callout posts, only like two of which she’s apologized for. her blog is just a constant rotating sphere of drama. she’s blocked by easily half the userbase and the number is growing every day

equius: he unironically calls tumblr “degenerate” so no

gamzee: i’m gonna be real here, i have no clue. i try to avoid thinking about gamzee as much as humanly possible. you can fill in here as you want.

eridan: YES he posts sadboy poetry and follows, like, the kung pow penis guy. vriska has written several callouts about him, and he’s written double that number about her

feferi: no way. feferi doesn’t use social media at all, except for her instagram, on which she very occasionally posts pictures of funky looking fish she finds

calliope: of course!!!!!! she posts all her art & fanfics there, much like nepeta, except more active. she’s been involved in almost no drama, except she did write a callout post for caliborn one time

caliborn: yes. he runs a hentai blog and gets involved in way too many political discussions. he’s akin to that traingirl fetish guy from like 2016

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Miku but monster energy drink

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