people will talk shit about my maa behind her back (in front of me) and then have the audacity to ask me why i don't show them respect like pagal ho kya
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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something
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"or beta 12th ke baad kya plan hai?"
*MONEY SMUGGLING* "pata nahi, uncle"
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Tum chaahe kitna bhi movies waali love story expect karlo magar milega to crime petrol waala hi
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*takes a deep breath* I will not react to idiot takes I see today, I will not. I am so so strong
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the peaked at high school girls who have cosplayed being a swiftie for a year are having a hard time comprehending ttpd lyrics and it's sending me. taylor swift is for the nerds, artists and daydreamers you bullied in school. you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum they raised me, the world is healing
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I’m like 99% sure everyone I know actually finds me so fucking annoying
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after listening to ttpd everyone is like:
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Plot twist: he was actually plotting a graph measuring his love for simon over the years and its exponentially increasing
I was suddenly hit with inspiration. I present a joke:
S: he's plotting, Penny!
P: (sigh) we're in maths, Simon. So should you.
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i hate it here is for the ones that daydream so hard they forget whats real until it is blaringly loud how bad and troublesome their actual life is
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