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Did you hear about the job at the can-crushing factory? It was soda-pressing. (If you don’t get it, say it aloud.)

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Any chance you get to listen to Dark Side of the Moon stoned is a chance you should take.

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Winter Travelogue #2 - High Times at Beer, Food, and Wine

Friday, November 16th, 2018: 24:15 AM

TODAY. WAS. HECTIC. In a big city on a snowy day with no idea where to park, two workers with no idea what to do or where to go began their journey. We wandered around this HUGE concert hall with at least 200 booths of different beer, wine, and liquors. It was a tad overwhelming.

Shortly thereafter, all coworkers met up and began prepping the food. The Head Chef gave us a big speech about cleanliness that didn’t ease my anxieties in anyway. Apparently, the venue where the festival is held had a bad outbreak of Norovirus a.k.a. the stomach bug about a month before. I HATE THAT SHIT MORE THAN ANY COMMON DISEASE; I’d almost prefer death. Due to this, the health department was on our ass about being clean, and I was nervous as fuck because I’m scared shitless to get it (no pun intended).

After a while, my nervousness faded out, and I found my rhythm of the job. I found a few familiar faces from Back-to-College Days, like Berniece the singing black lady, Robert the pun master, and a few of the older ladies I had lunch with at Grand Valley. I even met a couple new faces, like these two gamers from Indiana who play MTG and Overwatch. However, one girl who shall not be named came in and completely changed everything.

This really preppy, ditzy young girl came in to help us cut rolls for sliders and just started doing everything wrong - washing her hands in the wrong sink, cutting the rolls in unusable angles, and just throwing them into a box afterwards instead of actually being careful as instructed. I was so dumbfounded about why she was acting that stupid until I looked at her eyes. She was stoned as all fuck and not even trying to hide it. I don’t know if it was pot, acid, shrooms, or pills but she was OUT OF IT. She even took a 2-hour break and her reasoning behind it was she “got lost on her way back”. According to what I’ve heard, she’s getting reports written about her and potentially fired for being stoned at a big event. Personally, I believe you should keep that at home after-hours unless you can handle your shit at work. It’s like coming in drunk - only attempt if you can hide it well and still do your job. Keep it at a light buzz and not Slammed-I-Am.

The event itself was exhausting in execution but not incredibly busy. It was a lot of standing around and pacing. They say the next two days are supposed to be busy as all Hell, but this one definitely was not. The best part of the night had to be when this random drunk old lady came by and said (loudly) the man in black (the Head Chef) was a dick. We all died laughing for a solid 2 minutes. Otherwise, the night went by slowly but surely.

My team met up at the hotel afterwards, ordered a bunch of pizza, met up unexpectedly with the Indiana Gamers (one of them apparently had a voluptuous afro hiding under his work hat), and just hung out bullshitting about life in our hometowns. Today was exhausting, but very eventful and memorable. I’m anxious but excited to see what tomorrow holds. Hopefully not more stoned mistakes causing an escort out of the building.

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Winter Travelogue #1 - Road Rage and Changing Plans

Thursday, November 15th, 2018: 24:16AM

Today went mostly fine as it was just a travel day over to Grand Rapids. Instead of riding with my usual coworker, I rode with my team leader and her coworker to the hotel due to my usual friend staying with another of his coworkers nearby. We ate at this awesome Mexican place called Sundance where I had a fried chicken wrap and ended up eating the rest of my coworkers salads. We then went to the local Goodwills searching for discount uniform shirts and that’s when things got interesting. 

My team leader wasn’t paying attention and straight up RAN A RED LIGHT in GRAND RAPIDS. She says it looked liked the light was green,so she went. I would’ve thought she was high if she smoked pot. We didn’t get pulled over, but considering we took a rental car, she’ll never have to worry about it again after we leave. At least she thinks so. 

We distributed a bunch of snacks after we got back, I got high behind the hotel, and ate a shit ton of brownies and pretzels with hummus. It was a good time. I then got some news that switched up the night again.

My coworker who was supposed to be staying with a friend came in and decided to stay the night instead. He didn’t feel “comfortable” staying with his friend tonight because of the increasing feeling of invasive space. So, I picked up a friend instead of having a night alone like I planned. No worries, though. 

Other than the red light runners, some shit-talking between coworkers, slightly nauseous car rides, and a busy day, the day was good. I just hope everyone gets along and I still stay high when I’m not working. Stay tuned for the next adventures of The Loose Gypsies!

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Night Of The Living Dead Directed by George A. Romero (1968)

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Also, chocolate pudding is just thick, chocolate soup.

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Winter Travelogue Intro - Return of the Trip

The time is here, and the travelogue is back! Tomorrow i’ll be going on another trip for work to Grand Rapids to serve food in their Beer, Food, and Wine Festival at Devo’s Place. I’ll be with my coworkers again, minus the sad loss of another. 

Due to the recent company merge, our boss/direct manager whom I’ve drank with on the Back-To-College trip no longer works with us, and will not be a part of this event. We’re all incredibly torn up about it and hoping for the best on this trip. It’s going to be harder, longer (per day), more busy, and less fun due to the target audience - rich assholes who reek of quinoa and kale, or as someone put it, the bottled-water holding, oatmeal type. 

I leave early tomorrow at around 8 AM, so fasten your seatbelts and stay tuned to the adventures ahead in the 2018 Winter Travelogue! I’m even less ready this time around,(especially with the possibility of Michigan snowstorms) so keep my team and I in your thoughts and prayers

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Are you a pot smoker or a smot poker???

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Flamin’ Hot Cheetos are just a gateway drug to spicier foods.

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Whenever you’re having a bad day, just get stoned and play Turbo Dismount. I’m sure you’ll be laughing your ass off by the end of it. 

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Me at 12am on October 1st:

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1/31 favourite horror movies★ trick ‘r treat (2007)

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QUEEN

THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW dir Jim Sharman

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“I am the Devil, and I’m here to do the Devil’s work.“

4/31 days of Halloween  »  The Devil’s Rejects (2005)

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I AM the Pumpkin King!

31 Characters For October

Day 4 - Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

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I actually worked at one of these for like 2 years. I hated it, but I was there. Loved some of the people I met there.

fucking 5 hit combo this one