#stoned thoughts

[myastoned]

we always talk about lyanna/arya parallels but what about the lyanna/sansa parallels. What about the girl who believed in true knights so much she needed to become one. What about the girl who ran away for true love only for it to cause the death and destruction of everyone around her. What about lying destroyed at the feet of prophecy and songs and stories. What about having your girlhood taken away because you were a stupid little girl who didn’t know any better.

[loserbutch18]

thinking abt a femme letting me indulge in my nerd obsessions. oh she knows i like star wars? she’s surprising me by dressing up like padmé (and she’s letting me user my light saber toy).

oh i like marvel? she’s dressing like black widow in tight leather (and riding me)

let me play my video games while she’s sitting in my lap telling me how good i play mhm

let me infodump to her while i make her eyes roll into the back of her head

yeah…

[lulurubberduckie]

How I think tf141 would feel about having a stoner as a roommate:

Tw: marijuana mentions, both medicinal and recreational, lmk if I missed any!



Captain John Price wouldn’t really care in my opinion, as long as he doesn’t have to smell it. He just doesn’t like how potent the smoke is and how the aroma lingers.

Simon Ghost Riley doesn’t care what you do as long as it’s done with him home in case of emergencies. Because of his back ground I think he has a lot of experience with drugs and ODing and stuff so he would be able to help in case anything went wrong.

Kyle Gaz Garrick was hesitant until one evening he accidentally ate one of your edibles. That nights sleep was the best he’s had in he can’t remember when! Poor boy suffers from insomnia and he finally found something that actually helps 🥹

Johnny Soap MacTavish would smoke with you most days to help with his migraines. You guys would probably share a little stash, it would be tucked away in the cupboard above the fridge

[topperscumslut]

i think reobsessing over your middle school hyperfixations in your early 20s is really healthy and therapeutic in general, but specifically for me after spending my pre teen years in the early to mid 2010s obsessing over some of the most classic and popular fandoms on tumblr at the time but not being allowed to have tumblr by my mom who tracked basically everything i did online, versus now being a tumblrina at 21 and reobsessing over all the things i was obsessed with as a kid and would’ve posted on tumblr if i could’ve but now i finally can (plus all the added nostalgia). i may have shown up late to the party but i’m here now, i can talk about dan and phil, fnaf, and the emo trinity for days, babey

[vivalaraptor]

Do you think Colin turned into a manslut this trip, and not his first travels, because he didn’t have Pen writing back to him this time? He was lonely, and found comfort elsewhere?

[kiestrokes]

Omg so I can't stop thinking about high sex with ateez like ive been so insatiably horny everything I've smoked or had an edible I just AHHH i just want dick so bad

Stoned Sex with ATEEZ | NSFW

⌛Pairing: ATEEZ x Reader/You/Yn (vagina pov) ⌛Rating: NSFW. Mature (18+) Minors DNI. ⌛Genre: headcanon, imagine, smut. ⌛Warnings: cannabis use (obviously), in theory both parties are high, so it is mutual, everyone is consenting, established relationship vibes.

⌛Sexually Explicit Content: mentions of subspace, morning sex, rough sex, deep sex, feral (idk at this point just proceed with caution if you're just a vanilla person), rough touches, kissing, biting, cockwarming, oral (f receiving), humping, thigh fucking, surprise orgasm, orgasms.

🗝️ Note: let me know if I missed anything for the warnings, I am not really here in the realm of proof reading. Sorry, this took me a while to get to my atiny anon, hope it's enough to hold you over until you make it to a dick appt!

Disclaimers: This is a work of fiction; I do not own any of the idols depicted below. 

Park Seonghwa Hwa appears unassuming, the two of you go through the usual nightly routine but once he's got you in the bed things shift. He's a needy cat, pawing across your body, you fit snug against his hips as he rocks softly into you from behind, moaning about how soft and plush your skin is when he's like this. He doesn't want to be inside you, just nestled between your thighs from behind as his slim fingers play your clit like an instrument, stroking moans out of your body with each pluck.

Kim Hongjoong High Joong gives me feral vibes...HJ is usually so reserved. But something about the THC sends his brain into overdrive. Hongjoong can't keep his mouth off of you. It's everywhere, until it's finally exactly where you need. Between your thighs. He's rocking his hips restlessly into the end of the mattress at each squirm and thrust of you pelvis against his chin.

Jeong Yunho He is probably the most aware while high, the only thing is his grip is a little stronger than normal. Yunho basically wants to embed himself in your body. For his hands to become one with your thighs. You wake up with lovely handprints in the morning reminding you of him.

Kang Yeosang I feel like stoned sex with Yeo is going to be soft, like how Hwa talks about him being cute drunk. He's whiney and very vocally appreciative of you and your body. It's slow and maybe a little intense, missionary with you rolling on top. Yeo loses it when you press him down into the bed. He dissolves a little into subspace when he's high.

Choi San guys (non-gendered) I am so sorry but THIS man, he falls asleep before anything can actually happen. He sleepily stokes your fire, but you're left finishing the job yourself. Sorry to my San biases, I wish I felt different about this one too. He's just a sleepy man. Definitely wakes you up in the morning for some slowww, drawn out sex. He's intense from how he gazes at you to the lingering pace at which he fucks you.

Song Mingi High Mings becomes big and pliable. He's also whiney and vocal like Yeosang, but a little less articulate. Mingi wants to spoon you, which quickly escalates into something else. His hands are all over you, drifting across your body. Crushing you into his lap as he tries to bury himself in you, deeper and deeper with each thrust. The two of you fall asleep with him still inside (rip you with that uti later).

Jung Wooyoung Feral like his hyung...this guy. He can’t get enough of anything. His skin feels like it’s on fire. He wants to be melted to you. Your lips, tongue, it’s drawn-out sex because he doesn’t want it to end. You're overstimulated in the best way possible; every nerve ending is firing.

Choi Jongho Is giggly. I can just FEEL it. Jongho is laughing but also giving you that intense gaze and each touch is purposeful. You're so keyed up from the laughter and foreplay that your giddiness spills over into a quick and extreme orgasm that takes you both by surprise. Jongho has never come so quickly, and you sure as hell never have.

© COPYRIGHT 2023 by kiestrokes

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[baked--baker]

Whennnnn are we gonna get new The Amazing Devil content??????

Why do I always have to be a fan of social media cryptids???

Is Joey Batey okay??? Has he eaten today????? JOEY DRINK SOME WATER DAMMIT

[lucymmiller]

taking a drag 🍃 with joel everytime you both get close, then doing that over and over again while you fuck 😵‍💫

[catgirl-presley]

*hits catnip* meow Mama if Pluto isn't a planet then why does it have "planet" in the name "dwarf planet" uh huh sounds like Pluto is a planet to me hummina hummina

[casualfoxwitch]

100%

[the420slvt]

Im way too fuvked up fir thus meetingg

[myastoned]

something so sinister about catelyns last thoughts before being murdered are thinking how she should not live without her children and asking for ned to make it stop only to be forcibly resurrected and continue to be separated from all that she knows and loves

[loserbutch18]

okay face reveal l

this is quite literally me

[lulurubberduckie]

Cbf!141 that have been secretly in love with you for years but songs:

Captain John Price: Can I Be Him by James Arthur

Simon Ghost Riley: Mx.Sinister by I Don’t Know How But They Found Me

Kyle Gaz Garrick: Figure You Out by Voilà

Johnny Soap MacTavish: Crush by Cigarettes After Sex

[topperscumslut]

i honestly didn’t even catch the fact that john was fighting three 14 year old boys cuz he’s 42 and 14x3=42. he was just like “yea so im fighting three 14 year old boys in a couple weeks” and i was just like “ok yea checks out”

[stoned-btw]

flatbread pussy