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Friends to lovers with Jason where the sexual tension is so intense that other people get uncomfortable around you two and often have to leave the room whenever you’re together. So intense that the first time you have sex he’s practically ripping your clothes off, and he has to restrain himself from manhandling you because he needs to be in you so bad, but he doesn’t want to scare you off. He’s holding your face in his hands and leaving hickeys all over your neck while fucking you so good. And it is so good because his dick is so big and it’s hitting you so deep, and you can’t help but moan his name between shallow breaths. He’s all but silent, except for a few grunts and groans, and you’d think he wasn’t enjoying it if it weren’t for the way he moves his hands to grip the pillows under you, so he doesn’t blow his load too quickly. He fucks you relentlessly, and your fingernails find their way down his back as you scream him name. When you feel your orgasm crest your head leans back as far back as possible as his finds its way into your neck, and when you feel the intense wave of pleasure wash over you and hear his strangled gasps as he spills inside you; you both realize that this will change the trajectory of your friendship forever, but in that moment neither of you care. 

ro's first time writing smut !! who else cheered? if you think it's bad don't say anything (i have a fragile ego)

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Arlinski Method to enter the void state effortlessly ♡

Hiii my loves, today I would like to introduce you guys to a great time transposing method that was developed back in the 1980's to travel through different realities, but the fun part is we are gonna use it for the void state. It's super fun and easy method and hardly even spoke about in our community. The reason I want to share this method because I absolutely love methods that were developed in the 19's, the methods were practical and easy. The fun part is it takes about 10 minutes, ready to enter the void state? 🖤

What is the Arlinski method :

The transposing method is taking your consciousness,and body at times to another place or the void state. You can do this while walking, sitting it laying down. There's no hazards attached to this method. You need no guide. You are control of every single thing. Do what you want with this method, you are unlimited. Transposing is like dreaming, but this is another dimensional experience all together. You will have no fears or beliefs, just command yourself to be in the void and you will.

How to do the Arlinski method :

1. Find a comfortable quiet place, where you can either lay on your back or side. You can even do this before bed or in the morning <3.

2. As you laying down, slow down and relax your body TOTALLY. To help, tell yourself " relax, relax , relax, ". Let go of everything and de - tense all muscle's.

A simple technique to do this goes like this : tighten all your muscles, hold it, release it all slowly and relax.

3. Remember you are not clearing out all your thoughts, but watching them come and go. Your thought process will naturally begin to slow down.

4. Begin to slow your body down. Don't strain yourself in this doing this. Don't push this breathing, keep it relaxed. Slow down your breathing, Taking less air, each time your breathe. Slowing your breathing will help relax your body and slow it's function. As your breathing slows, it will obtain a certain rhyme and you will begin to experience vibration because your body will start to synchronise. Among these experiences, you will ringing in your eyes, your body will start to tingle, these just symptoms that you avoid ignore because you body is starting to separate it's consciousness. You will feel a shift in vibrations and you will feel a wave come over you as you reach full body synchronisation. You will feel a detached feeling from your body or even a floating feeling. This is you and your body syncing together. They are ready to be directed by you and your place of choosing. You are pilot, the navigator giving your mind instructions to take you to your desired place. You can repeat the word " void , void' . And your mind will instantly take you there.

Summary of the Arlinski method :

♡ Relaxation: Start by relaxing your mind and body. Find a comfortable, quiet space where you won't be disturbed.

♡ Breathing Control: Gradually slow down your breathing. Take deep, slow breaths, making sure not to strain or create tension.

♡ Body Synchronization: As you continue to slow your breath, your body will begin to synchronize. You might experience vibrations or sensations in your body, similar to ringing in your ears.

♡ High Vibration: Your body will reach a high-frequency vibration state, signifying the beginning of the transposing process.

♡ Transposing Phase: During this phase, you can guide your consciousness to any place or time you desire. Your mind will act as a navigator, and you provide clear instructions. Repeat " void , void, " and you'll be there Instantly.

Enjoy the Experience: Once you've arrived at your chosen reality, you can interact with it and enjoy the experience.

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Helen of Troy had that next level Balkan pussy

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Desi Slava has me in a chokehold with na nikoy drug. Has me over here entertaining this idea of abandoning all educational prospects and need to do anything with my life and just getting a street fighter boyfriend who's emotionally absent but cute in that early 2000's chalga music video fake boyfriend kind of way, and just entertaining him for the rest of my life....or his.

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I feel like all of preslava's talent was in her nose. Gorchivi istini still slaps now, don't get me wrong. it's just that when I die and my little victorian chimney boy body gets catapulted into the black sea, it's going to be done so to the tune of nishto drugo and anyone who has an issue with it can choke because it's a sin to criticise a dead person.

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“Cici, pici i narkotici”

Bat Chefo ot Gorna Orehovica

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None of this would've happened if Tito just sent an assassin instead of a cunty letter to Stalin

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Portuguese is my favourite Slavic language

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Issac Newton is nothing but a down trodden filthy liar talking about gravity like it was the baddest bitch on the block. Excuse me sir, but if that was the case how would you explain Desi Slava's hair in Kazakh che me obichash. Riddle me that fancy science man.

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I was just sitting on my desk today, minding my own business, when it suddenly hit me that there's an alternate time line out there where I'm a 50 year old, slightly balding mutra with a girlfriend half my wife's age I emotionally manipulate and a part time casino business, that works a full 24 hrs and is only part time when it comes to filing taxes.

In other words I have to study but ^maladaptive daydreaming^ right now is just A-1

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Accurate

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Lepa Brena: Ja sam Jugoslovenka

Me, a Bulgarian born after the collapse of Yugoslavia:

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Say what you will about mutra’s but i really must applaud this new little creative wave theyre riding. I see we’ve moved past dumping body parts in open fields

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i remember once i told my mom when i was younger that when i grew up i wanted to become a Bulgarian politician so i could fix Bulgaria and all the people in it and she looked at me like i had just asked her to  shoot my neighbors dog and told me i had better things to do

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