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Turning TokRev into Genshin Impact Characters Because This Brainrot Hurts

this all started because i remembered diluc and draken have the same english va and i just felt compelled to write (almost) everyone as genshin characters

Content: really long crossover shitpost, not written properly, mikey, draken, mitsuya, hakkai, baji, chifuyu, takemichi, kazutora, nahoya, souya, inui, koko, rindou, ran, izana, hanma, kisaki

Masterlist

Mikey

pyro sword user

his voice line before his burst would probably be "so, how do you wanna die?"

at the end of his normal attack as an ending move, he throws his sword then roundhouse kicks it. kinda like how zhongli kicks his spear since kicking is mikey's specialty

somewhere in his voice lines it would say that shinichiro taught him how to use a sword

has a dorayaki eating idle animation and another one where he falls asleep standing up

when you add him to the party he'd yawn then say "time to go already?" or "let's go!" in a happy tone

also definitely says "yaho!" when you glide

one of his common idle voice lines would probably be "are we just gonna stand here?" or "hey, i'm bored. lets go do something."

special idle voice line if draken is in the party "kenchiiinn, can we go get some snacks on the way? i'm starving."

devs had to nerf him because he was too op

mikey mains setting the ground on fire trying to kill everyone else for fun

Draken

geo claymore user

might not have an elemental reaction with Mikey but when you overlay their normal/charged attacks together they cover each other's blind spots

and he's a claymore user cuz canonically in the character book he's ranked 2nd as strongest toman arm wrestlers so obviously we gotta give the big man a big sword

probably has a shield on his skill that can be given to other members of the party as well

one of his idle animations would probably be him just cracking his neck/knuckles like he's getting ready to fight

has a special voice line that only appears when mikey is in the party and goes "mikey, you finished all the snacks already?" then he sighs "fine. we can stop by the nearest town and get some more."

other idle voice lines would be "if you're tired, i can carry you on my back. its not a big deal, i'm used to it." and "hmm, i should bring emma back something. girls like that"

when you add him to the party he goes "leaving already?" or "i'm ready, let's go."

also draken as zhongli isn't a bad concept ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mitsuya

electro bow user

at the end of his normal attack animation, he throws his arrow like how childe does

for his burst he wraps a thread around the arrow before shooting it and once he does, it goes through all the enemies before he sends an electric charge through it (idk did that make sense?)

when he takes damage he says "hey! i just sewed that!"

one of his idle lines is "oh no, your shirt is torn. here, let me fix it."

when you put him in the party, he'll say "miss me?" "sure, i'll help" or "at your service"

can probably self heal if you got enough constellations

one of his idle voice lines would be where he thinks about his sisters "i wonder if luna and mana are okay at home" or "i should find something to bring back home for my sisters"

and sometimes just being a sweetheart "are you doing okay? i can patch you up really quick if you need me to"

if hakkai is in the party he'll say "hakkai, let's do our best!" or "oh hakkai's here? awesome, we'll be even stronger"

Hakkai

cryo claymore user

another big man with a big sword

swings it around with a lot of force so his physical damage is off the charts

his elemental skills match up with mitsuya's so he can go full support dps

i feel like he'd have a burst similar to chongyun's, just a bunch of ice claymores coming down and dealing hella dmg

a really long character voice line about mitsuya i just know it

special voice lines if mitsuya is in the party:

when you add him into the party "oh! taka-chan is here."

idle voice lines "are you alright, taka-chan?"

for when he's not:

when you add him into the party "is taka-chan here?" "i won't let you down" "i'll protect you"

idle voice lines "i wonder what taka-chan is doing." and "you should be careful. get behind me when they start attacking, i'll protect you"

another idle voice line would be "man, i should get home soon or yuzuha's gonna freak."

Baji

electro sword user

scales up with electro damage

he definitely has the same normal attack animation as kaeya

i feel like the devs would make him their favorite and add extra animation where his ponytail comes undone while fighting and his idle animation when his hair is down is just baji tying his hair up again

his burst drains his hp like xiao but it deals big pp dmg, you just need to heal him quick

if mitsuya is in the party he'll ask "hey mitsuya, you got a rubber band or something? i lost my hair tie again"

if he isn't one of his idle lines is "anyone got a rubber band or something? wait, nevermind. found one" before he ties his hair

special voice line if chifuyu is in the party "chifuyu, wanna split this yakisoba i brought?" or "ready to fuck shit up, chifuyu?"

has a really emotional voice line about toman i just know it

when he gets knocked out he'll say "toman... is my treasure" or "take care of mikey for me"

Chifuyu

hydro polearm user

in a previous genshin-tokrev related post, i headcanoned chifuyu as a xiao main and now that i think about it xiao's attack animation would look really good with him

if you overlay chifuyu with baji or takemichi's attacks, he covers their blind spots

burst would be similar to xinqiu's tho, as he attacks he deals hydro but also physical damage. spears raining from above or smthn

voice lines for when he's added to the party would be simple like "i'm ready" "let's go" or "i'll follow your lead"

if baji's in the party he'll say "ready when you are, baji" or "i'll follow your lead, baji"

for takemichi "be careful, takemichi" or "i've got your back, partner"

has a special skill thats unlocked at a certain constellation level that only works on baji where chifuyu gives some of his hp to him

Takemichi

anemo sword user

a really good support but could honestly take on a dps job

hits harder with his elemental damage than physical

i feel like he'd be the devs favorite too like when you open the game his hair is all fixed into his faux mohawk but after some fighting his hair gets undone

his burst would give a strong attack boost and attack damage if you move within the circle/time frame while its active

if you attack with takemichi in his own burst it would give higher damage than attacking with another character

his idle lines would be so hype and determined

he'd be all "don't worry guys, i'll help you fight" "everyone, please be careful" "i'm alright! watch out for yourself"

and when you put him in the party he'd say "me? really???" "alright, lets go!" or "i won't let you down"

would definitely have idle voice lines where he's thinking about hina like "i wonder what hina's doing right now? i should bring her back something"

i feel like he has some voice lines where he just straight up cries while talking about people

as i'm writing this i realize takemichi's a lot like bennett

Kazutora

pyro polearm user

kazutora would have a really hard hitting burst but the devs saw him as a menace and nerfed him

but nonetheless he's still a good dps

he'd dash through enemies as his elemental skill, hitting them with pyro dmg like how xiao does with anemo dmg

also says "yaho!" when he glides

in his personal voice lines he probably sounds like he doesn't care but he cares a lot especially towards the founding members

when he does his burst, one of the possible lines he'd say is definitely gonna be "DIE MUTHAFUCKAA"

Nahoya

pyro sword user

does the "yaho!" when he glides too it's adorable

when i say that nahoya would spread fire everywhere with his elemental skill and burst, i mean it

not only does his burst set fire to the ground when its triggered, it also lights his sword on fire (kinda like diluc)

honestly might die of burning before being killed by the enemy

i can just imagine his line "which one of you wants to die first?" right before his burst

and during his burst he'd open his eyes just a bit like a tiny bit just for dramatic effect

he'd be such a piece of shit to souya tho would probably say smthn like "souya, don't cry alright?" or "souya, watch big brother 'kay?"

Souya

cryo sword user

idle voice lines are probably like xiao's where he goes grr

has slow energy recharge and cool down time on purpose (at least for his burst) since crying ogre isn't often triggered since nahoya is always keeping him in check and if souya's burst is loaded he'd have a voice line asking nahoya like "bro, can i tear these guys apart?" or "sorry, bro. i can't hold it anymore."

but if nahoya in your party gets knocked out, souya's crying ogre burst would automatically start and his tears would fall on his sword only to freeze and turn it into a claymore then he just goes crazy n deals big pp cryo dmg

one of his idle animations would probably be him spacing out and shaking it off before saying "sorry, shall we go?"

probably cracks his knuckles and growls as one of his idle animations

Inui

hydro sword user

inui having a hydro vision just fits

the most elegant attack animation, he never misses a beat and he's fast with it too

former fatui harbinger seishu inui

this bitch's splash art would be so pretty like when you get him in a wish it's like a prince has come down to join you in beating the shit out of everything

i imagine that inui would put his sword away like a samurai, sheathing it to the side

he'd be a good support dps

his idle voice lines would probably be "a rest? alright then. we must keep moving soon though." "just say the word and i'll be there."

if koko's in the party he'll say "koko, do we have enough funding for the journey?" "me and koko have your back, just say the word and we'll be there."

when you add him he'll say "at your service." or "let's get going."

Koko

pyro sword user

either a dps or support

of course we gotta have the kokonui contrast with pyro and hydro

fatui harbinger koko... FATUI HARBINGER KOKO

the tsaritsa's financial advisor

has a whole paragraph in his voice lines about akane and seishu

and another paragraph about money

lots of fire. his skill would be him just slashing shit with fire on his sword. you can use it maybe twice before the cool down starts

his burst would give everyone an attack boost for a bit. it'd be an elemental circle that would also convert your physical dmg into pyro dmg

i'm 100% convinced his burst animation would be him sticking his tongue out before he does it

Rindou

cryo polearm user

HARBINGER RINDOU WHO'S THE MOST LAID BACK ONE BUT TAKES FIGHTING WAY TOO SERIOUSLY

i see scaramouche in him a bit, mainly just for when he's barking orders

his normal attack overlayed with ran's covers his blindspots

in his burst he'll let out a cold breath, you can see it because the environment around would get colder when his burst is active

i imagine he'd have a burst like ganyu since it would compliment ran's burst

his burst would also turn all physical attacks within the elemental circle into cryo dmg

rindou would probably be a better support than a dps tbh but dps rindou isn't too bad

his idle animations would just be him stretching and cracking his knuckles

im not saying this is wouldn't happen but imagine rindou doing a full on split as his idle animation and that's just him stretching

when you add him into your party i feel like he'd just go "what?" like all annoyed or "fine, i'll go." but if he's feeling excited he'll say "let's kick some ass." or "headin' out today?"

if ran's there he'll go "ran, can we just go on ahead? i'm tired of standing here." "you good, bro?"

Ran

hydro sword user

FATUI HARBINGER RAN I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH

lowkey giving me dottore vibes

normal attack overlayed with rindou's covers his blindspots

just like inui, he'd have elegant asf animation. two pretty hydro bitches

i imagine ran with a burst like xiangling's but its hydro and instead of flame blades, it'd be whirlpool waves around him

so that if you initiated rindou's burst then ran's it would freeze everything and if you attack while in rindou's burst circle, you can hit them with cryo dmg

ran would have such sarcastic, passive-aggressive idle voice lines like "oh? we're resting again? this must've been the fifth time today. are you feeling out of it, traveler?" "there are better things to do than just standing here." "if we're really resting for this long, i can go on ahead of you." "my brother gets more work done than you."

if rindou's there he'd say "me and rindou can go on ahead if we're just going to stand here." "brother, are you doing alright?"

Izana

cryo sword user

he's honestly just an evil kaeya im saying it now

cryo to have some contrast with mikey but could still work together

obviously a fatui harbinger, probably the tsaritsa's favorite

his attack animation would be similar to mikey's but with a different ending move. they were both taught by shinichiro after all

his ending move would probably be a quick but hard hitting slash

rosaria's burst would look good on him, where she kicks down her spear but its izana's sword instead

i could give him all of kaeya's idle voice lines and most of them would fit him like "i didn't know you were such a slacker." when he's idle or "oh, so sorry." when he attacks with his skill

izana w kaeya lines live in my head rent free

Hanma

electro polearm user

fucking insane ass damage. bet the game had to nerf his ass

the most aggressive and fast paced attack animation, kinda like xiao's ending move where he smashes the spear on the ground

a really strong burst that deals hella electro dmg

hanma mains electrocuting the water to try and kill other players

cocky ass voice lines when you add him to the party: "need me, boss?" "oh where would you be without me." "where we headin'?"

he'd also laugh as he does his burst, like an insane type of laugh

idle voice lines would be impatient asf. hanma just wants to go out and fight things. "why're we just standing here? there's things to kill!" "are we gonna do something soon?" "hey if we're not doing anything, can i go home?"

in his character voice lines he'd probably shit talk everyone but kisaki like "man i love that guy, he's always got somethin' fun up his sleeve."

special voice line if kisaki's in the party: "hey kisaki, are we doing something fun today?" or just simply and happily say "heeyy! kisaki's here!"

he has the most inappropriate climbing noises i just know it

Kisaki

pyro catalyst user

really good party support, not that good of a dps

disappears a bit in fire when you make him dodge (kinda like hu tao's sprint thing)

probably insulting everyone in his voice lines

some shit like "hanma? that weirdo follows me around everywhere. i'm not sure why but he's useful to keep around."

when he's using his burst probably says "i'll show you the power of a perfectly crafted plan!" or sigh and say "if i must"

he either loves or hates being part of the team

burst gives everyone an attack boost and a bit of heal

elemental skill summons a dummy that distracts enemies and hits with pyro damage

special idle voice line if hanma is in your party, he'll sigh and say "yes, hanma, we're going to do something fun today." or "hanma, will you stop following me?"

his mean ass idle voice lines: "hey, no slacking. keep moving, i hate to waste time." "i can't believe i got put on a team with such unproductive people"

when you put him in the party, he's cocky as shit like "of course you need me." "you need me again?" "*sigh* fine. I'll help you"

when he's knocked out: "i can't... move." "no... my plan."

has shitty defense stats but scales up with pyro damage

probably the character everyone gets but doesn't want so they just have a c6, unused kisaki

More things:

mikey's weapon is definitely shinichiro's sword. its the weapon they draw him with in the official art and probably one of the best swords in the game. 5 star weapon with a crit dmg substat

not only do they have elemental resonance, they also have partner resonance with a specific person and it gives them buffs

mikey + draken = physical dmg buff

chifuyu + baji = electrocharged buff

kazutora + baji = overload buff

mitsuya + hakkai = superconduct buff

mitsuya + draken = defense buff

chifuyu + takemichi = elemental dmg buff

izana + mikey = elemental burst buff

takemichi + mikey = elemental skill buff

nahoya + souya = melt buff

inui + koko = vaporize buff but decrease in defense

rindou + ran = longer freeze time and shatter buff

kisaki + hanma = elemental mastery buff

if you have 4 toman founders in your party (mikey, draken, kazutora, baji, mitsuya, pah-chin) you get a crit rate + crit dmg boost

best believe they have special dishes too when you cook

mikey's is definitely smthn to do with doroyaki

chifuyu & baji both have special dishes with peyoung yakisoba and make different versions depending on who you use to cook that either gives an electro or hydro dmg boost

nahoya & souya make unnecessarily spicy ramen that gives either a crit rate or crit dmg boost depending on who you cook with

yk those tiktoks that go "i like: diluc, childe, albedo, zhongli, venti the bard" where you show off your characters but its "i like: mikey, draken, takemichi hanagaki, chifuyu, keisuke baji" IDK BUT THAT JUST SOUNDS FUNNY TO ME

thank you for coming to my ted talk i wrote this all in a day. i get some of these arre lacking but i just couldn't think of anything for them. will probs edit this post when i do think of something.

#BRRR JUST IMAGINE THEIR VOICELINES IF YOU ADD THEM INTO YOUR TEAPOT #GOODDNIGGGHTTTTTT #minkll.talks

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