zacky-wacky-2023

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Dethklok in gacha life 2

Pickles the drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo

Skwisgaar Skwigelf taller than a tree

Toki Wartooth not a bumble bee

William Murderface Murderface Murderface

NATHAN EXPLOSIOOOOOOON!!!

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The other crew (because there was no room for 18 of these characters)

Savannah, who is a fake first-class agent

Phineas Jr. , who is bright and cheerful, but sometimes sad

Ferb Jr. , who is Phineas Jr.'s twin brother

Melissa, whom I broke up with

Milo jr, whom I cut off

Coco, who sadly will never become a mom

Jean-Claude, who is Coco's partner

And Boo, who is Jean-Claude's wife

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The crew in gacha life

Kelly, who is a sweet vampire

Me (I'm a crybaby who always cries)

Arlo, who doesn't talk in real life

Scarlett, who is Kelly's sister

Lydia, who fat shames herself

Amanda, who likes Alice in Wonderland

Django, who is a comedian

Bradley, whom Milo is always bullying now

And last, but not least...

Elliott, who is slightly cocky

Him and Bradley are actually afraid of Milo due to his behavior after his show got canceled.

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there's a boot in my snake

There's a snake in my boot

There's a fucking snake in my fucking boot

There's a boot in my snake

Snake: what the fuck... (pukes)

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Joni: fuck you, Milo!

Milo: fuck you too!

Joni: Sabrina is with Bradley now!

Milo: (slams the window screen)

Joni: (Breaks the actual window)

Zack: what the fuck, dude! Kelly is going to kick your ass if she knows you broke that! And I better not be cut because I can feel... (sees blood on his hand) (shrieks)

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Kelly Popson's Law

On canvases

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Oh my God! Melissa killed Brick!

YOU BASTARD!!!

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How to make Foofa mad

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Toodee is home alone

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Crying on the floor

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Me crying as Bonnie the rabbit

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The day I got sick

Zack: (tearfully) Hey Kelly, I don't feel good. I really need a hug.

Kelly: You don't feel good?

Zack: (choked up) No. (Crying)

Kelly: I'm sorry, honey. I know it's not fun being sick.

Zack: And I just got better after a bear broke my leg and arm.

Kelly: I know, honey.

Zack: I just wanted to go to the Ember McLain concert, but now I can't because I'm sick again. We have to go in two minutes, and I'm in so much pain, and as usual, my leg automatically hurts. Ember McLain means everything to me, and now I can't see her. That really makes me sad.

Kelly: shit! I forgot about the Ember McLain concert! it's okay. Hey. The concert is next week, though.

Zack: mom hired Marie to look after my little sisters and brothers earlier, and she left because I threw up, and now I'm crying. (Crying)

Kelly: I'm sorry.

Zack: I have the worst headache ever, and that cough came back. The other three kids are bad. I don't know what my brothers did to deserve getting belted.

Kelly: I think you taught him a lesson after you beat him with my belt.

Zack: he did?

Kelly: I assume so. That belt hurts even more than any other ordinary belt.

Zack: I don't deserve to be sick. I'm too cute to go through this. I didn't beat my dad. Mom did. And Lilly made Lori watch everything. I didn't even touch him. (Crying)

Kelly: Don't cry, honey. I believe you.

Zack: Are you sure?

Kelly: mhm.

Zack: (Sobbing)

Kelly: Awww, it's okay.

Zack: I never experienced getting sick before.

Kelly: I know, honey. Would you like some medicine and some juice and some more love?

Zack: mhm.

Kelly: Okay.

Zack: (Cutely whimpering)

Kelly: Here you go, honey.

Zack: Thank you.

(Drinks his juice as he takes his Nightquil)

Kelly: Got it?

Zack: Yeah.

Kelly: Sometimes, I'm not sure if I'm doing the right thing.

Am I?

Zack: mhm.

(Sobbing)

Kelly: Awww. I know. It really sucks to be sick, doesn't it?

Zack: mhm.

Kelly: Yeah? I'm sorry, honey. I'm sure you'll get better soon.

Zack: Thank you.

Kelly: No problem, honey.

Zack: (Crying) I want to lay down.

Kelly: I think that's a good idea, honey. I think a lot of sleep would really help. I know you and I have been doing it a lot whenever we got sick or hurt.

Zack: mhm.

(Crying himself to sleep)

Kelly: Awww. Goodnight, baby. I think I did really well.

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Me crying in crutches 💔

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Kid gets punched in his ear

Kid: I want to talk... to my mother! I want my mother... on the bus right now...

Kelly: (laughing)

Bus driver: Stop it! Who punched you in your ear?

Kid: THAT MOTHERFUCKER OVER THERE!!!

bus driver: HEY!!! I don't want to hear it again!

Kelly: (laughing even harder at the f bomb)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAmOV7reDrE&t=0s

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Me and my friends and enemy

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Me and my friends and enemy as adults

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Hi. I'm Zack. You may have seen me as a tough teenager, but I always cry. I love my friend Kelly. She's so sweet. I also love my stuffed bunny. Her name is Fluffyface.

But I don't like Milo and Melissa anymore. Melissa is the biggest baby when it comes to Fortnite. And yes, I agree with Elliott! Milo is a menace, a hazard, and everything in between!

My favorite color is tealish blue. I love the color blue. I'm also not actually afraid of fish. It was all for fun, but I am afraid of this.

I don't know why. But anyway, that's all about me.