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Since insta wants to be a dipshit and save every photo I take onto my phone despite being told NOT TO, here's these before I delete them...

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Image ID: A red-haired man with fair skin and violet eyes, he is wearing a faded green tank top and a brown hat with goggles strapped to it. Beside him is the following quote written in admittedly horribly handwritten pseudo-old English font: "PLEASE stay away from the barking end of the Autogun! You will get hurt! And I will laugh."

No. For real. Stop. I can't even tell if this game allows friendly fire, you're going to give me an aneurysm. Or I'm going to die from laughing at the dialogue between the vet and whoever it is he winds up shooting in the ass/back/back of the head accidentally.

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@xakumi goretober

week 1

Day 1 - Cold // Day 2 - Rot // Day 3 - Drug

Day 4 - Ichor // Day 5 - Wires // Day 6 - Pumpkin

Day 7 - Skull

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over the span of three hours, solely with acrylic and a pencil outline

done for an art competition hosted by my friend

my back is DEAD and I crave RELIEF

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There must’ve been some kind of miscommunication about the nature of the party they’re attending...

prompts sent in by @analogueandroid​ (pretty sure) tysm

it needs shaded, but not at 2am

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So needless to say, with the release of Tears of the Kingdom, I’m back on my Zelda shit, and you’d be surprised to learn that the latest Nintendo console I have is in fact a Wii, so the latest game I have is actually Skyward Sword (which I have not completed due to the special controller needed to play that game deciding to stop working), but my favorite game so far is Twilight Princess

so I took some time to draw and revamp an old nameless oc.

His name is Galt, he’s a Twili, and he’s a little shit.   He’s also supposed to have markings on his hand but I haven’t quite figured out what I want those to look like yet, so this one’s blank until further notice (will update in a reblog when I decide).

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final product oops

✨Magic✨

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✨Magic✨

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Commission Info

Commissions are now open; pricing below

“Watercolor”  - default of 600x600 px - $5 USD

Ringed Planet  -  default of 600x600 px - $5 USD

“Velvet Painting”  -  default of 600x600 px - $10 USD

Card Backs (Any Kind of Card)  -  Portrait Orientation - $5-10 USD

Character Lineart * any color, any size, any orientation, transparent background available   -  $5+ USD

Character Flat Color * any color, any size, any orientation, transparent background available + line color off your choice  -  $10+ USD

Character Full Color  * any color, any size, any orientation, transparent background available  -  $15+ USD

Plus Character  -  +$5 per character of whatever style of drawing you’ve commissioned

Character Reference Sheet  -  $30 USD

Full BG Scene * character can be silhouetted or full color  -  $30 USD

The base price for all but the Character Refs and Scene commissions implies a headshot; it’s +$2 for a torso/waist up, +$3 for a knees up, and +$5 of a full body drawing of your character.  For a lineart, I’ll knock off the extra $ for the torso/waist up, the knee-up down to $2, and the full body down to $3.

WILL DO:

Humanoids

Scenery

Modern Machines

Spacecraft

Planets

Weapons

Jewelry

Clothes

“Classical” style maps

“Aerial” style maps

WON’T DO

N//S//F//W of any kind

Mechs (until further notice)

Furries (until further notice)

Pets/Animals (until further notice)

COMMISSION INSTRUCTIONS:

Please be sure to send me a Direct Message with the type of drawing you wish to commission as well as the size of the drawing and any references you may have for your visual of choice; written description references are accepted, but visual references are greatly preferred for character commissions.

If you would prefer to do the commission via email, please DM me so I can give you the email address you’ll need to send your commission request to.

Once given the information on what you wish to commission, I will give you a price, which must be paid before we proceed any further.

I am willing to wait to start the work until payment can be made, and if the work cannot be completed under any circumstances, the money will be refunded.

PAYMENT METHODS:

C@$#@PP -- $AnalogMachine

P@YP@L -- please dm me for this information.

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I hurt now.

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update

lady has been colored.  I am in pain.

I am not the best with clothes and this lineart damn near killed me, but hey!  Pretty lady!  She do be a little bit pissed, tho…

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I am not the best with clothes and this lineart damn near killed me, but hey!  Pretty lady!  She do be a little bit pissed, tho...

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a comic about demanding vulnerability.

Lately, I've been having a lot of people demanding that I tear down my walls and let them in... But... I like it in here... It's comfortable and safe, like a warm blanket. Sometimes, I think about humoring them and letting myself be vulnerable just A LITTLE. After all, it's just one brick from the wall. What could it hurt, right? Just one brick? Right. So I'll just give them what they're asking for. One brick from the top, and we'll see how that goes... Oh... I guess that wasn't the right one... They're running from it... But isn't that what they wanted me to do? Start throwing them my bricks? Doesn't matter. I feel better anyway... Their reactions helped, and I am NOT putting that back up here...

I don't like demands...

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So I'll be doing special comms to help out a kiddo who, really, needs help.

The whole post with donation info is reblogged here on my main blog + some more info about the commissions:

These art commissions are gonna go toward helping @mitzo so be sure to donate to her and bring me the receipts to get your art commission underway.

I'll probably be defaulting to a square canvas that you can use for an icon wherever you like.

And if you don't want art from me, there's also another artist offering to do art for donations, so you have choice!

As far as how much you donate, that's really between you, your bank account, and miss Claire. I will not be airing any of your laundry, as that's none of my business, I just want to know that she did indeed get the money she needs.

If you do decide to collect some art from me for your donation, you can find it here on this blog — I'll tag you in it as a post so tumblr doesn't eat the quality in dms.

Please & thx

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time to inflict my 3am brain damage on all of you

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Digital Art Dump

Images below cut due to some images containing gore gore — theft of artwork WILL be reported — most of these are original characters