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we need more Kuriza and king cold moments

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this may not be something all that interesting to you, but do you like any earthen music? if so what kind?

same question regarding yamcha and kuriza if you know!

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I think I've answered this--but it might surprise you to hear I enjoy retro-style synth pop. Kuriza's grown a similar taste for it, perhaps due to exposure... and for this reason he's also a fan of Yamcha's "dad rock."

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Did Kuriza hit a growth spurt or something?? I swear he used to be much littler

He's nearing four now. Children tend to grow.

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Is yamcha good at dealing with your kid?

They’ve become quite close. It’s… sweet.

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Did you know some people seem to like spelling your name as “Freeza”?

Yes, and I do sometimes as well. It's down to how you interpret the accent in the Arcosian script--romanization isn't always consistent.

I have no preference either way, though for the sake of convenience I stick to "ie."

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hello Frifri! hows it going? any jaw dropping intergalactic stories happening?

Don't call me that.

But do forgive my protracted absence. I've been busy with other things, like enjoying some rosé with dinner—which is, if you're wondering, roasted fish and vegetables. A bit lacking in imagination for the price point, but overall satisfactory.

(For dessert I plan to indulge in a heaping course of my pet’s… well, you know. Hah.)

All jokes aside, it's been business as usual, though I have made some significant strides in my training. To celebrate I'm tossing around the idea of a new "suit of armor" for my ascended form. Thinking something like platinum. Maybe obsidian. Both?

Maybe both.

I do hope you all have fared as well as inferior life-forms can manage. I'll catch up soon.

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if your gonna be on tumblr u should at least have the decency to wear shoes i mean how else are people gonna signal that they use tumblr to you

I'm not even going to pretend I have any idea what this means.

I will also not pretend to care.

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If, hypothetically, you had been unable to become the Emperor you are today- what do you think you would do, career wise?

In this hypothetical scenario--given that you specify I'm "unable" and not "unwilling"--I'd have to be some sort of hapless amnesiac or other such victim of circumstance, so... I probably wouldn't be doing much to write home about.

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What are your thoughts on Cell being made with yours and Saiyan cells in him?

His genetic hodgepodgery is something I try not to think too hard about, especially given the nature of our acquaintanceship and certain implications thereof.

But, well, stranger things have happened on the royal court...

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I would say you need to speak to a therapist Lord Frieza but I’m not entirely sure there even *are* any therapists qualified to help you? Except maybe Berryblue 🤔

I resent the insinuation that there is something about me in need of fixing.

I resent even further the insinuation that Berryblue is the one who would be able to fix it.

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haha so true brother you should drink till ya drop lol 😝😝😝 Really.

Funny. I bet you’d love that, wouldn’t you? In my time, I’ve had quite a few miscreants attempt to poison my cup. None have succeeded.

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I appear from the ether, as might a poltergeist, to announce that I'm intoxicated once again.

"Why, Lord Frieza," you might ask, "surely the frequency with which you seek the pill or bottle must be sign of some ailment?" And to that I say--

Fuck off. Hah.

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Are you able to choose what each of your forms look like?

I am, yes. It's not an exact science, but is anything? My second and third forms I made when I was ten and twelve, respectively, out of resentment toward my father and an attempt to prank my brother... moments of weakness which are permanently embedded into my genetic code. I was forbidden to spend much time outside of my final suppression, so there was never much occasion for me to make a new molt and I ultimately stopped at two.

I could still make more, but there's really no point in metamorphosizing when I can transform much more easily with energy manipulation, and I rather like my body how it is.

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Lord Frieza are you still tripping balls

After the last couple of questions, I just might consider it.

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oh, you almost sound like you don't miss your dear, sweet papa. even after all he did for you. so ungrateful.

He wasn’t a sentimental man. I doubt that he would mind.