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Samus in every game after Metroid Prime 4:
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I just want you all to know, that if and when this site does experience a real exodus and/or get sunsetted for good, even if we don't keep in touch I'll remember you so fondly. You're the online equivalent of the other kid on the beach where we built sandcastles together; the girl at the campsite where we explored the trees. You're the drunk person who shared kind words in the bathroom at the club, you're the talented artists at the life drawing class or the poetry night in a city where I don't live anymore. It makes me sad that maybe in the future our paths won't cross so easily, but even when we leave this little shared piece of cyberspace, carried away on our briefly intersecting trajectories, just know I still love you
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This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
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Losing my mind over this
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But is the battery smooth?
recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I've been using to get let's just say a little bit extra out of it on long days
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video is mildly funny but this comment killed me

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Unmute !
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i don't think i've ever seen the hellshake yano skit posted here in its full glory so here it is. bc i'm always thinking about hellshake yano
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i could add a few more stages to grief if they let me
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#I'm gonna audition for my next show with this monologue#i will never get over this absolute timeless classic#posts i need to be able to summon at will
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Nobody:
Chappel Roan: I am a lesbian top and I will not rest until you receive the orgasm that your man will never give you.
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I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck
Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

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Me and @lighthouse-redacted had a great week with @ineptbox :3
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my pussy aggressive it bites and claws and hisses
my pussy ferocious theykeep it at the zoo
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