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Nothing could be dryer than a jolly caucus race.

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stardew valley lava eel

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Making a zine called “Transmascs in American History” and so far in my research, there’s been a trend. Historians really don’t want to admit trans dudes existed.

“She demanded boy clothes from a young age, only went by Alan, was the first one in line for a hysterectomy, and was quick to shoot up the first synthetic testosterone available. Yea, she was obviously just a lesbian. That was the only way a girl could get a job of course! What’s this? Her will explicitly stating to bury her in mens clothes and to not call her “She”? Who knows what it could mean!”

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Quote of the day

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Kabosu’s owner should legally allowed to execute these people in public.

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Captain Pioneer

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“imagine a borzoi with husky eyes. that’s jeff the killer, right?” -my boyfriend

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Saw a stag beetle fight off a magpie today it looked like this

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I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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Please be looking at Yamuel

Here he is.

Please LOOMK

PLEASE

✨Thank you ✨

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reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

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Quick ref for Loop my beloved <3