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I think this might be the best tan I've ever achieved 🥹

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Oops

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The moon dressed as Saturn.

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"do you seriously think you're above the rules" the stupid ones yeah

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Liquid dog

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Dude when my social battery runs out there’s like no warning. I don’t get the 20% warnings it’s just I’ll be enjoying my time and then all of a sudden if one more word is spoken I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.

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i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.

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this is sending me

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I get sunburnt every. damn. holiday.

It's not terrible, it'll be brown within a day or so but FML I wish I wasn't so pasty white 🫠🫠

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Hey @staff why do you have an appeals process for blogs marked as NSFW if you're not going to respond to those appeals?

If I haven't sufficiently purified my blog for whatever inconsistent standard you're holding me to, then why not respond and let me know which posts you're unhappy about?

Just tell me? I want my avatar pic back.

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the first like 20-30 seconds of this tiktok are better than any tv show aired ever

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there is a way to be sure your dick is big? not that we dont trust u

Anybody that has tried to unleash it from the confines of my underwear has been fatally crushed by its magnitude. So you might just have to trust me :|

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Reblog if your dick is big

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*milks a load out of you, straight into a tiny cup and takes a sip*

"mmmm, freshly squeezed" 🤤