Never half ass anything, always use your full ass. I'm a dude but call me what you're feeling in the moment really.
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He is sleeping in this photo. Cutie




Oh window forg 💚 you're so squishy
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I love puns and I will always tell you otherwise
Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?
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I dabble in philosophy
“Should we keep silent about what is in our hearts or tell each other? I’ve always played the coward, out of respect for you. I’ve always pretended that I could live with anything, as if I were really made to be the plaything of men and circumstances, as if I did not have a firm heart within me which, faithful and free in its right, beats for that which is highest, you, my beloved!”
— Albert Camus to Maria Casarès, Correspondance, February 1950? [#222]
#professional overthinker#identity? whos that fr fr#i was born for no reason and ill die for no reason#that does not mean i did not find reason in the meanwhile however.#absurd#albert camus#absurdism#?
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Ace Ventura is my spirit animal
#ace Ventura#jim carrey#animals#pet detective#pet#animal#everyone loves a slinky#it's not a question of if#its when#when will you love a slinky dear viewer?#you can borrow mine ig#do i dare put#funny#?#yeah i do#please laugh#“as you from crimes would pardoned be#Let your indulgence set me free.“
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No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport
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I have a list of several goober words to pull out when that convo gets dry
but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse
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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened
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You're on and enjoy Tumblr that should be diagnosis enough lol
cant wait for the day it’s safe to get an autism test in america again because the signs are THERE and i’ve done RESEARCH and i gotta wait 4 more years before i can actually get a diagnosis
#nuerodivergent#adhd#Americas situation is not so good it seems#this is not meant as a mean thing#dont interpret it that way i enjoy your reblogs🫶🏻
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Intruder
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Pondering my many orbs

i am exactly 3,527 days late with this meme
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Thank you Mr Presley this is greatly appreciated
Wow Ma'am does anyone need to get gay married? The Imitator does weddings. huah-ha-huah *cunty Elvis pose*
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No safety. No food. No aid. No water. No healthcare. No education. Is this what it means to live? Is this what world accept as life?
If a group of animals were trapped, starved, and cut off from the world like this, people would be outraged. But because it's us—human beings—somehow, the world looks away.
These are unbearable days. Everything feels heavy. Each hour presses on my chest like I’m being suffocated.
My family needs urgent help.
Basic survival has become nearly impossible. Bread—just bread—now costs over $25 a day to make.
We are not asking for luxury. We are begging for life.
Please, if you’re reading this: help. Reblog this post. Talk about us. Donate if you can. Even a small act can mean everything right now.
#crisis #humanrights #emergency #donate #pleasehelp #tumblrcommunity #survivestories #reblogtohelp #signalboost
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I'm the wrong person to stalk. I'll post things just because I know you're watching.
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Do not talk to me if you like to sleep in and read books I am on that grind set right now and it's not working and I've made mistakes
#oh boy term 3 assessment tasks gonna cook me#good music btw mr puki man#very goopy/gleeny kinda vibe
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