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gyuvin fooling around with the holes in gunwook's shirt~

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ZB1's reactions to being told "i love you":

Jiwoong: Sorry, i have a boyfriend [ matthew, from distance: i'm not your boyfriend! ] Zhang Hao: How old are you? Hanbin: Awww, i love you too! Taerae: *a flustered mess* W-why? Matthew: *suprised pikachu face* Ricky: Yeah, i know. *rizzler smirk* Gyuvin: Thanks fam! Gunwook: Really? Would you mention my name in your final line-up speech? [ gyuvin, from distance: oh, for fuck's sake! ] Yujin: Uhh... Cool! *thumbs up and a weird smile with a little blush*

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Yujin: I'm going to be an adult in 2 years and I only have a vague idea of what I'm going to do. Gunwook: I'm gonna be an adult in less than a year and I don't know what I'm going to do with my life. Jiwoong: I'm an adult and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Ricky: Shit. Yujin: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Gunwook: OH MY GOD GYUVIN FELL OFF!!!

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Zhang Hao: Hanbin, I'm sad. Hanbin: *holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay. Gyuvin: Ricky, I'm sad. Ricky: *nods without lifting his head from his phone* mood.

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Taerae: Hey, is Gyuvin sleeping or dead? Yujin: Hopefully dead, he ate the last pizza slice last night. Gunwook: Yeah, i still didn't forget him not mentioning MY name in his final line-up speech Gyuvin, gets up agressively: Okay first of all, fuck you-

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Matthew: I am darkness. I am power. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Jiwoong: A doll.

Ricky: A cinnamon roll.

Hanbin: A baby fox.

Taerae: A ray of sunshine.

Zhang Hao: Adorable.

Gunwook: A sweetheart.

Yujin: The cutest hyung ever!

Matthew:

Matthew: ...Stop it.

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Gyuvin: Ricky isn't answering his phone.

Jiwoong: I'll call.

Gyuvin: Gunwook and I have both tried six times each, hyung. What makes you thi-

Ricky, right after the first ring: Hello?

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yujin: Why are your tongues purple?

matthew: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

jiwoong: I had a red one.

yujin: oh

yujin:

yujin: OH

yujin:

yujin: You drank each other's slushies?

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i thought about gyuvin and yujin as haobin's adopted sons so,

Gyuvin: Hey Yujin, you're adopted.

Yujin: ...So are you.

Gyuvin: *le gasp* HOW DARE YOU! I'M TELLING DAD!

Yujin: my panic level depends on which dad it is.

Gyuvin: Hao-hyung

Yujin: nO STOP I DON'T WANT TO GET GROUNDED AGAIN!

Hanbin & Zhang Hao: We're adopting a baby!

Yujin: Oh! Congraculations, hyungs! But how-

Haobin: *pull out adoption papers* It's you. Sing.

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Hanbin & Zhang Hao: We're adopting a baby!

Yujin: Oh! Congraculations, hyungs! But how-

Haobin: *pull out adoption papers* It's you. Sing.

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*In the ZB1 dorm*

Zhang Hao: Come on, Matthew. Nobody actually believes that Hanbin is in love with me.

Matthew, to rest of the zb1: Raise your hand if you think that Hanbin-hyung is helplessly in love with Hao-hyung.

*Everyone raises their hand*

Zhang Hao: Hanbin, put your hand down-

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Gyuvin, actually proud: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Yujin, stressed: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Ricky, enjoying it more than he'd like to admit: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Gunwook, regretting life choices: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Taerae, please help him: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Yujin: Ugh, i'm so tired.

Gyuvin: Bitch me too.

Yujin: What is a "bitch"?

Gyuvin: Uh... It's a loving term for a close friend or a family member.

Yujin: Oh, okay thanks.

Yujin: [walking away]

Gyuvin: Where are you going?

Yujin: I'm going to tell Hao hyung that he's the biggest bitch i've ever met!

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Taerae, holding a gray t-shirt, looking exhausted: Guys, what color is this shirt?

Jiwoong: Gray?

Gunwook: It's gray.

Ricky: It's light gray.

Yujin: Looks gray.

Hanbin: It's a nice gray shirt.

Zhang Hao: Gray, obviously.

Matthew: It looks gray, in this lighting at least.

Taerae: Gyuvin, tell them what color you think this shirt is.

Gyuvin:

Gyuvin: Dark white.

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Zhang Hao: How's the sexiest person here?⁓

Hanbin: I don't know, how are you?⁓

Zhang Hao, flustered: I-

Ricky, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!