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Well gosh it’s been years since I got near a computer. I’m going to have to download new icons and figure out how formatting works all over again :S it is however one am though. I just wanted to notify anyone still paying attention to this blog that I’m back! Ready to fix Zed up all Nice and Modern and get back into the game

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Well gosh it’s been years since I got near a computer. I’m going to have to download new icons and figure out how formatting works all over again :S it is however one am though. I just wanted to notify anyone still paying attention to this blog that I’m back! Ready to fix Zed up all Nice and Modern and get back into the game

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( royal-thievery )

“That is true.  Now, what was I saying about the guards? Ah, yes! They’re all too serious, even though none of them are very good at their jobs. They have not even caught me yet.  I am not sure if that says more about my skill or theirs.”

     “Both.”

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Rude Starters

"I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it."

"I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."

"I see the screw up fairy has visited again."

"You are validating my inherent mistrust in strangers."

"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth."

"The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist."

"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid."

"I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant."

"You! Get off my planet."

"Too many freaks, not enough circuses."

"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"

"You're not special."

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"

"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

"Oh I get it. It's like humor, but different."

"Aren't you a black hole of need."

"Sure I'll help you out. Which way did you come in?"

"If you have something to say raise your hand, then place it over your mouth."

"I’m too busy, can I ignore you some other time?"

"Don’t let your mind wander, it's too small to be let out on its own."

"Have a nice day, somewhere else."

"You’re not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away."

"You are as pretty as a picture, I’d really like to hang you."

"Don’t believe everything you think."

"Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no-one caring."

"Here's some chapstick for all that butt kissing"

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( royal-thievery )

“Humans like to relate things to other things. We could say that they are too serious, but where is the fun in that?”

       “When people stutter and turn red at the         honesty it can be quite amusing.”

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like for a starter

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( royal-thievery )

“Of course. It’s more of a figure of speech. Palace guards do not actually have sticks up their butts. They’re all just so serious, it is hard not to pick on them that way.”

        “Ah! That makes sense! You humans have such          strange sayings. If someone is serious, we usually          just say they are too serious.”

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( royal-thievery )

        “...That is a joke, correct?”

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like for a starter

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I remember crying over you and I don’t mean a couple of tears. I am talking about collapsing and screaming at the moon.

The Avett Brothers,

Tear Down the House  (via awdoll)

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Pain is real. But so is hope.

(via a-groovymutation)

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I must endure & endure & still endure.

Tennessee Williams, from Notebooks (via aercis)

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Main Verse

Self explainatory really I just need a place to put the tag ok

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                                                The Sand Rat

                             Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly          and in a calm spirit. Do not lose your inner peace for          anything whatsoever, even if your whole world          seems upset.

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| lightobscur |

              “Humans can’t be Talented?” she questioned lightly               and bit her lip. Maybe then the other would not suspect               her either?               “Talent exist in other worlds too? My world?”

        “I think so, but you call it magic.          Or power. Or freakish. Though          from my experience the last one          has negative connotations. Humans          cannot be Talented here, but from          what I’ve experienced in most other          worlds humans are the only ones          with Talent.”