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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack
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I just love the obsession german has with idiomatic little rhymes and alliterations.
Mit Sack und Pack. Glanz und Gloria. Schicht im Schacht. Flinke Füße. Mit Hängen und Würgen. Mehr schlecht als recht. Versuch macht kluch. Klar wie Kloßbrühe. Hätte, hätte, Fahrradkette. Saus und Braus. Ende Gelände.
our speech is full of little flounces and flourishes and tbh it's adorable of us.
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I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives
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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
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How old were you at the lowest point in your life? Reblog this and put it in the tags, plus your current age maybe. I'm trying to see something.
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"If you're not american, why do you even care-"
US-based company YouTube just nuked the government funded channel for HIV prevention in Germany. The channel is purely educational and had no prior (or current) violations.
Assuming you guys get elections again; if I see a single person telling non-US-americans to stay out of it, it's on sight.
(german source) As of writing, the channel has been reinstated due to public backlash, but is missing several videos.
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People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???
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Gen Z this Millenials that Boomers so and so shut upppp we‘re all just people experiencing life!!
#YES generational differences exkst but like. not everything is about that#stop putting us in little boxes!!
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“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that
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now say it with me: authors/artists dont owe you moral purity. an author/artist job is not to hold you by the hand & tell you exactly what is Good™ & what is Bad™. you should be able to think for yourself
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wake up krabat's fandom new fanart just dropped
there're ten crows around krabat
he's eleventh
but where's the twelfth?
u see hands on his shoulders
yes
Tonda
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just a normal day on german twitter with this tweet by El Hotzo
Harry Potter:
arrogant celeb
goes to a posh school in a castle in England
did not learn something proper
needed 7 books to kill the villain
Krabat:
normal dude
works at a mill in Lusatia
based apprenticeship as a miller
1 book, quick work with the villain
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