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Love Rick telling Morty the whole plot of a random movie, we love Austistic Rick

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You ever see Iceman, Morty? '80s flick? Timothy Hutton?

The '80s were forever ago, Rick.

Encino Man?

You're old.

You're old. Fuck you, Morty.

Fuck you, Rick!

Eh, fuck you! You're old and gay!

You can't say that anymore!

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rip diane sanchez you would have loved strapons

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that tired old man

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Are you..are you messing with me?

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CRYING why is he so dumb and pathetic

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I keep drawing the hands to big cause I’m so used to drawing Sonic characters

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for my tea autism moots <33

Rick and Morty Tea Blends Masterpost

Each post will have specifics on blends, inspiration, brewing style, etc.

Here's a link to the group on adagio

Rick's Portal Gun + Rick's Space Cruiser (10% off when bought together!)

Evil Rick + Evil Morty (10% off when bought together) [WIP]

Interdimensional Goggles + Interdimensional TV (10% off when bought together) [WIP]

Season/Episode Tea Blends! Each features a prominent figure/moment of the episode.

Season one: Part One (EP 1-5) and Part Two (EP 6-11) [WIP]

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Season One Blends

Episode 1: Mega Trees

Featured Teas + Accents: Assam Melody, Pu-Erh Hazelberry, Forest Berries + Cacao nibs and safflower petals

Brewing Style: Like most black teas, you'll want to brew this at a high temperature! Brew it in boiling water (212°F) for 4 minutes

Inspiration: Wanted to go for a darker and earthier tone with a hint of fruit/sweetness for the Mega Trees! I think the fruit itself would be similar to berries while the seeds are similar to hazelnut. The goal of this is to be a darker tea with hints of a brighter flavor

Episode 2: Snuffles/Snowball

Featured Teas + Accents: Coconut, White Blueberry, Berry Blast + Coconut and blueberry

Brewing Style: Steep at 180°F for 3 minutes (make sure it's not boiling!!)

Inspiration: Wanted a lighter tea with hints of blueberry and coconut! The berries should hopefully not be overpowering compared to the coconut, but they're still very much there.

Episode 3: Pirates of the Pancreas

Featured Teas + Accents: Pu-Erh Spice, Mocha Nut Mate, Chestnut + Cinnamon chips and cloves

Brewing Style: Steep in boiling water (212°F) for 4 minutes

Inspiration: Decided to go more with the idea of a pirate ship on this one! I imagine it'd be more of a darker, spiced nut flavor. Personally, I associate nuts with a more wooden flavor, hence their inclusion

Episode 4: Concentrated Dark Matter

Featured Teas + Accents: Irish Breakfast, Raspberry, Pomegranate Groove + Raspberry leaves and fruit

Brewing Style: Steep in boiling water (212°F) for 3 minutes.

Inspiration: My brain thinks of a dark purple that's almost black and thus... Raspberry. Raspberry with black tea. Does it fit? Probably not. Does it work for me? Yeah <3

Episode 5: Mr. Meeseeks

Featured Teas + Accents: Blueberry, White Blueberry, Green Rooibos Blueberry + Blueberries and raspberry leaves

Brewing Style: Brew at 195°F for 3 minutes

Inspiration: Blueberry!! Meeseeks remind me of those crisp blueberries that crunch when you bite into them, plus a hint of green/white floral taste

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shoutout to the proshippers who tag their shit correctly and listen to criticism when they're told they aren't ‼️‼️ i still think you're weird as shit but at least ur not triggering ppl from ur wilful ignorance

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ANYWAY. where'd all the time go?

how come when rick does alcoholic shit he's "adorable" and "babey" and you "want to sit on him" but when I DO ALCOHOLIC SHIT i "have a problem" and "need to get help"

blorbo privilege is such an issue. the double standard is ridiculous. everyone do better.

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Thinking thoughts. As one does.

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Dude deserves better plot

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"Fashion's cyclicle, babe"

my new favorite morty line

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sorry not sorry

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Need him bad