Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
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I wish it was easier to talk about mobile phone addiction without sounding like a boomer
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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"
One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"
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Hey so it's come to my attention that the Creators of Disco Elysium want you to share the game and not give the company who took over and fired them (illegally)?) any profits off of their ideas and work, and I originally joined tumblr 2 weeks ago when that post was going around about the Steam sale and how you should [Skull and Crossbones flag] it instead.
So.
in light of that.
Check the replies/notes of this post :)
I was informed that posts containing links in them aren't findable in the search so i'll just.... drop a link in a seperate reboot :)
first things first though, copy this key:
q4-EJ9G2DV7MYYI-Vs0KdQ
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as a woman with elevated testosterone (pcos) who uses steroids (asthma inhalers) i must say i am feeling very cheated in the athletic prowess department. when is my dangerous masculine olympic level strength and speed supposed to kick in. do i need to go to professor x
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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
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we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....
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me and my brother watched miraculous ladybug for funsies today and its like so stupid but so entertaining i want a gritty for adult remake where the city actually has people in it instead of being a weird silent hill version of paris and everytime a bad guy shows up its like the subway scene in invincible anyway ask me about my headcanons
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life imitates art
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Are you going to let trump out live you
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Gottem
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the fucking grian skins on minecraft skins dot net are as fucking hilarious as ever
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