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genuinely wild to me that my entire job is being on the phone now. when i moved from my factory job into the office management side i had panic attacks over every phone call. once i had to call a a sales representative for one of our suppliers and left a voicemail for this man (named sam) where i very loudly began with “Hi, Ham!” and i froze for a solid 15 seconds of stomach-to-asshole terror before i hung the phone up with audible force. and that was the day my supervisor told me through tears that if you press the pound key at the end of your voicemail instead of hanging up it gives you the option to re-record.
#im so sorry its 2am and the mental image of receiving a voicemail consisting of only “hi ham” followed by 15 seconds of silence is ENDING ME#i accidentally laughed so loud#like a honk of a singular “ha” left my mouth involuntary#this is hilarious to me
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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again
#reblogged this from a jet lag account but loki friends one day i shall come back#ive still got a fic that's 90% done and i will eventually finish it i swear#it might just take me a while#but some day i will come back to loki#probably when that movie he's in comes out#i can feel it itching in the back of my brain sometimes so i know its only a matter of time
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TODAY IS THE BEST DAY EVER?!?!?!????
New jet lag season announced with Brian, Toby, AND Michelle!!
Tom Scott is coming back!??!
AND THEY JUST ANNOUNCED A SPLATOON SPIN-OFF GAME AND 30 NEW WEAPONS AND A NEW MAP?!??????!??!?!??!!?!
#I CANT STOP WINNING#well actually i can cause the spinoff is switch 2 exclusive#and there is no way in HELL that i am paying for that waste of money#my switch works perfectly fine thank you very much#no price on splatoon raiders yet but itll probably be $80-$90 and i will CRYYY#truly ill just block the splatoon tag on every social media and wait however long i have to in order to get it cheaper#also have not touched the game in like half a year so theres absolutely No way im paying for a whole new expensive ass console#when i dont even know ill get my money's worth out of it#but im excited anyway!!!!! this is so cool!!!! so many new things and possibilities!!!!!
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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.
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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me
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A recent post breached containment so I think it's time for some rent lowering:
Trans children should have the right to undergo the correct puberty at the same time as their peers.
Puberty blockers were only ever a compromise and should not be seen as the end goal of trans advocacy.
#this goes hand in hand with a surprisingly hot take that children know their own bodies better than anyone else#children are people too and should have more rights than what they currently have.#i would trust a 10 year old who tells me they're a boy the same as i would trust a 19 y/o or a 30 y/o#because they're in their body and i am not. i do not know what they are going through and so i will trust their word
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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what
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happy gay month everyone!
and remember:
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GUESS WHO HAS AN APPOINTMENT TO START TESTOSTERONE SCHEDULED????!!!!!!!!!!
#IM SO FUCKING EXCITED YALL#ITS 2 DAYS AFTER MY BIRTHDAY AND A NEARLY 2 HOUR DRIVE AWAY INTO AN INCREDIBLY REDNECK PART OF MY STATE BUT I DONT CARE IM SO HAPPY#ive still gotta call and figure out pricing and payment and stuff because i currently am uninsured#and because i live in the best most developed incredible country on the planet (PAIN) that means this appointment will be SO EXPENSIVE#but there seems to be help available so I've gotta figure all that out but AAAAAAAAAA IM FINALLY STARTING MY MEDICAL TRANSITION!!!!!!!!!#life is beautiful holy shit im so excited#also calling my senators to urge them to vote against the bill aiming to take away gender affirming care for everyone#so that HOPEFULLY i am still able to get this#i hope everyone who voted yes to that bill and every transphobic DICKWAD in power rn chokes on screws and bleach :)#personal stuff
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Havent touched my weighted blanket even though I really want to because Finny used to sleep on it. Its still in my closet where my parents moved it. His fur is still all over it. I can't bear to move it. I miss him so much. It's so hard being home and not seeing him. I still wish I got to say goodbye. I wish I got to see him one last time it's not fucking fair. Why'd this have to happen to me???? Why'd this have to happen to my family???
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Call me crazy but I believe ALL public buildings should be legally required to have a public restroom.
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Of course as soon as I start taking steps to finally start testosterone, the house has to go and pass a bill banning Medicaid support for trans people of ALL AGES accessing healthcare. For my people outside of the US, that means that people on Medicaid (usually the elderly or poor) will NO LONGER HAVE INSURANCE COVERAGE. Medicaid support is often used as a standard for other insurance companies. Meaning even if someone isn't on Medicaid, their insurance company might drop gender affirming care.
#not to mention I CURRENTLY DONT HAVE INSURANCE.#I get it through my college and because it's summer i am uninsured#if this passes the house i may never be able to transition#this is exactly what i was worried about#fuck#fuck fuck fuck
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i would have been such a good ratty grungey older brother unfortunately i was cursed with being born a woman and 5 feet tall
#this in a trans way#im partially transitioning into a gay rodrik (rodrick?) heffley#also sidenote - i get the MOST intense gender envy from the idea of growing up in like the Netherlands or somewhere as a teen boy#and then getting ti experience that fashion and all the subgenres and culture that's there#oh to be a teen boy in europe#alas im a teen boy from the us with a somewhat southern accent LOL
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i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.
#big on the “eat veggies cause theyre nutritious NOT because they're low calorie”#FUCK diet culture#FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK diet culture#calories are energy. that is it. you NEED calories to function. EAT FOOD PLEASE
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