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Dirty Pair: Flight 005 Conspiracy ♦ 1990

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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You ever take a shower so good you write a poem about it

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Making people with ADHD make 15 phone calls and five doctors visits to get medicine should be listed in the Geneva convention as a warcrime

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Someone gave out mini fun dip out for valentine day. I dumped half a pack in my mouth and I think i saw God.

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Presenting: XTGSH the world's first ai powered fire extinguisher that uses our ai to scan the fire and put out exactly the amount of co2 at the precise pressure required to eliminate the flames! Starter kit includes 1 XTGSH unit, 1 daisy meadow scent pod, 1 cashmere woods scent pod, 1 month trial of Xplus (Xplus subscription required for connection to our ai servers and operation of unit) [upon completion of trial period your credit card will be charged 35.99$ per month]

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Everyone who is stressed or depressed or doom scrolling, take a moment to look at this painting of Vlad the Impaler

Alright now take a deep breath you got this me and Vlad believe in you

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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slowly approaching bear

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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I wanted to play around with navi🕹️cade progs and now we have piss boys

null belongs to @ijuuin-pet-company

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heheh sonic and shadow netnavis (and serenade)

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This is peak gender goals

laptop with seven fold-out screens

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New from SEGA: The only Sonic game! (original post by @sonichedgeblog)

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Suction cup boi

(via)

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Megaman Icons/emotes I made for an early valentines ;w; You are free to use them on discord as long as I get credit for the art. I may make more eventually...